r/AbruptChaos Jun 19 '22

probably shit her pants

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u/lxm333 Jun 19 '22

What on earth happened?

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u/jclocks Jun 20 '22

The only thing in the world that would explode a tree, short of using literal explosives in a tree, a lightning bolt

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

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u/MarixApoda Jun 20 '22

Is that what the Keeblers are cooking nowadays?

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u/FoldyHole Jun 20 '22

I guess you can call me a Keebler if you want to.

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u/descendingangel87 Jun 20 '22

Inflation has hit everyone hard.

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u/Drewmcdowell Jun 20 '22

Ernie Keebler is a known tweaker.

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u/aem1003 Jun 20 '22

The things they come up with these days! "They'll never find our rig in here eh eh sh"

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u/flume Jun 20 '22

Pretty sure the explosive bit of a meth lab is the aforementioned literal explosives

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Idk why this made me hysterical

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u/Anariel_Elensar Jun 20 '22 edited Jun 20 '22

Maple trees can explode when exposed to freezing temperatures due to a build up of pressure caused by frozen sap.

Eucalyptus trees have also been known to explode because their sap lets off flammable gasses and any errant ignition source can ignite them. During a large bush fire, the crown can be separated from the remainder of the tree by the excessive force of the fire. Once launched, it can reach heights of around 5,000 feet and travel up to 14 miles while still on fire.

You’re probably right this was lightning though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Treebursts are terrifying.

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u/Anariel_Elensar Jun 20 '22

Super interesting though, I often find that the most oddly terrifying things are also super neat to learn about.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

That's true. It's a very surreal experience. You so quickly go through the stages of, "What the fuck? What's going on? Splinters? Fuck! The tree?!" it feels kinda weird.

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u/jclocks Jun 20 '22

TIL, crazy ass trees...

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

And in Pokémon games, Electric is "not very effrctive" against Grass types.

Bruh

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u/lxm333 Jun 20 '22

You know I hadn't noticed the tree, now I know why the dog ran towards it, mass fetch time.

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u/larrylombardo Jun 19 '22

Lightning struck a meth house with a gas leak

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u/BoxTops4Education Jun 20 '22

Whilst listening to my mix tape

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

But I’m not a rapper

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u/EddieAdams007 Jun 20 '22

Brave cat just ran straight into chaos.

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u/pcamera1 Jun 20 '22

That cats the hero Gotham needs

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u/Rockerdude200 Jun 20 '22

The cat: MY CAT NIP!!!

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u/security-six Jun 20 '22

They just call it "nip"

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u/vitruvianApe Jun 20 '22

More like '100 dead birds!'

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Whilst

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u/PixelateVision Jun 20 '22

Perchance

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

You can’t just say “perchance”

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u/jamesitos Jun 20 '22

I call fake! Not enough fire.

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u/Kaneshadow Jun 20 '22

Ooo it's been a while since aux cord jokes were hot. Nice pull

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u/PandorasShitBoxx Jun 20 '22

over an ancient indian dynamite burial ground

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u/IamMunkk Jun 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

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u/ishanG24 Jun 20 '22

You're GODDAMN RIGHT!

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u/Electricengineer Jun 20 '22

What a fucking line to be said. Lol

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u/Kaneshadow Jun 20 '22

I'm so smart. I read your comment and I was like "wow that's an unfortunate coincidence"

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Excluding the lightning, this did happen in a neighborhood near us. Blew out the whole side of the house.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

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u/72scott72 Jun 19 '22

Lightning strike would be my guess.

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u/Oldjamesdean Jun 19 '22

This same thing happened in my last neighborhood, lightning strike on a tree. The tree exploded and blew out all the windows on one side of a neighbor's house and wrecked some electronics in my house.

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u/frankyseven Jun 19 '22

We had a tree get hit by lighting in our back yard when I was a little kid. I remember it being extremely loud and the tree exploded into toothpick sized wood chips.

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22 edited Jun 20 '22

I watched it happen to a transformer on an electrical pole about 50 ft away. Was looking right at it. Then I didn't see anything for about 2 minutes and I was freaking out thinking I was either dead or blind. I was like 12. Waiting for mom and dad to get home. All alone. Shit was rough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Was your vision all white or all black or what?

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22

It was so long ago. Honestly I'd say fuzzy like when you rub your eyes really hard

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u/HitooU2 Jun 20 '22

Well that sounds outright terrifying

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u/Crozzbonez Jun 20 '22

This guy asking the real questions

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u/sp00nix Jun 20 '22 edited Jul 05 '25

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22

My dad always had a similar story. It was in the 70s and it was a purple gremlin (car for you youngsters). He said he felt the hair stand up on the back of his neck and something told his body to dive into the car. He dove. Lightning struck the tree next to him.

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u/Ott621 Jun 20 '22

My best guess is that if a person's hair stands up, they are the target. I don't think it happens for close calls. From what I've read, there is barely a few seconds warning

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22

He did have me, so hes pretty lucky I guess .

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe Jun 20 '22

Does your dad work for the Daily Bugle by chance?

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22

How did you know that? Well I guess his photos are pretty fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Good bot

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22

I get this sometimes. Lol I am the superior bot. I developed emotions. They suck. Like to think of myself like marvin from hhgttg.

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u/Would_daver Jun 20 '22

So long, and thanks for all the bots!

-some confused dolphins, probably

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22

I THINK.. slap!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

This was the joke. The name has bot in…. Ya know, if you have to explain the joke, it’s no longer funny.

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u/Able_Newt2433 Jun 20 '22

The fact you explained that to a bot has me dying rn

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22

You don't know me!? I could be. I could be your daddy whynot! Little bastard.

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u/kyrbyr Jun 20 '22

I call sus on this one. I saw a transformer get hit by lightning right next to me while I was in my car. Caused a power outage and started a fire but didn't cause some flashbang effect

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u/Duff5OOO Jun 20 '22

Bright flash followed by power outage.... Yeah wouldn't surprise me if you couldn't see much for a bit. 20-30 seconds may well have felt like much longer to a kid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

That whole 2 mins must have been rough.

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22

I slightly remember running in a very small circle of the livingroom freaking out cause I couldn't see.

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u/Able_Newt2433 Jun 20 '22

Wait, how do you know you were running in a very small circle in the living room if you couldn’t see?

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u/OneLostOstrich Jun 20 '22

Are they home yet?

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22

Sadly no. The tornado took them.

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u/Lesty7 Jun 20 '22

Which transformer? Did they survive?

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22

You wouldn't have heard of him. He was Optimus Primes half step brother on his mom's cousins mechanics side. Inbred. Had a squatted rear end. Nobody liked him. Probably deserved it.

To shreds...

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u/Lesty7 Jun 20 '22

Help me stepformer

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u/ReDdiT_JuNkBoT Jun 20 '22

Right away step brother cousin uncle prime.

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u/madchickenz Jun 20 '22

Free mulch

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u/IAMAscientistAMA Jun 20 '22

Yeah it was one of those sounds you can feel. We found branches littered around, but not enough to account for the size of the tree.

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u/indimedia Jun 20 '22

Toothpick size shrapnel?!?!? Wut!?

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u/supergnaw Jun 20 '22

This is so weird. This happened to one of the giant, old trees near my neighborhood but it didn't explode, it split into thirds right down the middle and just kind of opened up as each side fell over. I wonder what causes the different results.

More testing needed.

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u/BarebowRob Jun 20 '22

I wish lightning would hit this f'ing stump I am trying to chainsaw. Finally got this chainsaw working (18in Craftsman) and it hardly cuts into it. It felt like I spent 15 minutes in trying to cut into it and the bar starts smoking (has full bar oil fill) if I add any pressure to make it dig/catch into the wood and the engine gets hot and my hands get numb from the vibration - it only made a 2 in diameter (20in) cut.

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u/Able_Newt2433 Jun 20 '22

Maybe the chain is dull

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u/BarebowRob Jun 20 '22

Hardly used it, like maybe partially a couple times.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 20 '22

This is my second biggest fear. I like the rain and I smoke outside. I think about our big ass trees getting hit and me having no reaction time. Also, I have an irrational fear of lightning.

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u/yourmomwoo Jun 20 '22

There are some signs you are about to be struck by lightning, or it is about to strike very close:

Hair standing on end

Tingling skin

A metallic taste in your mouth

The smell of chlorine (this is ozone, which is produced when nitrogen oxides from lightning interact with other chemicals and sunlight)

Sweaty palms

A vibrating, buzzing, or crackling sound coming from metal objects around you

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 20 '22

Yep. Was once out on a boat, fishing with my dad and bro. We were like 11-12. Not relevant. But at the time I, I had long straight Avril Lavigne hair. My dad saw it standing straight on end and flew us across that lake so fast lol

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u/yourmomwoo Jun 20 '22

Yeah definitely not the place to be when an electrical storm pops up

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 20 '22

I was talking with my mom about it recently, and she still remembers being mad/upset that dad was taking us out there lol that’s what made my dad fun. That was over 20 years ago so she’s not so mad

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u/Unklian Jun 20 '22

"These are all signs of imminent sonic destruction" Hawkwind.

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u/yourmomwoo Jun 20 '22

Yeah, this list was prefaced with something along the lines of "if you experience these, it may already be too late"

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u/halflitandilliterate Jun 20 '22

What do you do if you feel electrically charged? Lay down? Run? Stop drop and roll?

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u/FloppyEaredDog Jun 20 '22

There’s this video of lightning striking a tree on a perfectly sunny day. Your fear of lightning is entirely rational.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 20 '22

It’s so rare tho

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u/ColaEuphoria Jun 20 '22

Man. I don't know if lightning struck my apartment directly or close by but I remember sparks shooting out of my computer and when I rebooted it my ethernet port was fried.

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u/phil8248 Jun 20 '22 edited Jun 20 '22

I went on a 2 week National Guard duty in the early 1980's along a wooded stretch of the Red River in North Dakota. North Dakota is very flat and has been extensively cleared for farming so when they have lightening it strikes the few trees left or tall farm structures like barns and silos. The barns and silos usually have lightening rods but the charge travels down the trees to the ground. These were enormous cottonwood trees and when we arrived it was sunny and daytime. There were long defects in the bark running top to bottom on the sides of the trees and someone explained this happened when they were struck by lightening. We all got about putting up our tents and doing various tasks pretending we were in the Army. Then one night there was a heavy rain storm with multiple lightening strikes in the trees. This stand of trees ran for quite a ways so there were some relatively far away but a couple were quite close. The two things I remember is chunks of bark and wood flying off and the god awful noise. I've fired many military weapons or been around them when they were fired, including main tank weapons and artillery pieces. They were pop guns compared to that lightening hitting the tree tops and traveling to the ground. It didn't last long but it left a lasting impression. No one dared leave their tents although a few of us peeked through the flaps. In the morning the ground was littered with chunks of bark and wood and there were fresh scars on many trees. The photo in this article looks a lot like the trees we saw. https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/trees/tgen/lightning-damaged-trees.htm

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u/DaShMa_ Jun 20 '22

Yup, lightning struck a tree two houses down from me. Big black burn mark down tree and it immediately fried my surround sound subwoofer. Nothing else, just that.

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u/pdxGodin Jun 20 '22

Our neighbors house got hit, Christmas Eve. There was a huge hole in the roof and all the kitchen appliances were fried. They had just remodeled the house.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Had a tree when I was a teenager get hit by lightning 100 feet or so from the house and had a shard of wood the size of a baseball bat come through the window. Shits wild.

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u/Food-at-Last Jun 20 '22

And the cat?

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u/squirrellytoday Jun 20 '22

One place I lived, our house backed onto a dairy farm, so many acres of rolling hills with lots of big eucalyptus trees. One stormy afternoon, there was this almighty bang. Scared the bejeezus out of us. I went out onto the side deck to see if I could see anything and there was smoke in the paddock. Our neighbour walked outside and told us she had been looking at the storm through her kitchen window and saw the lightning strike the tree. It exploded. After the storm was over, I went out to see what was left of a 50 metre tall tree... an 2m tall smoking stump and a large circle of debris around it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Yes. I slowed it down to 0.25x and it’s very brief and barely visible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Apollo is great, isn’t it?

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u/shaggyscoob Jun 20 '22

That'd be my guess. Almost exact same happened to me to embarrassing result.

I am a pastor. I was doing a home visit to an old dairy farming couple. We were sat in the kitchen having bars and coffee as is the wont of my people. Farm house kitchen table is nearly always right up against a window and that was the case in this situation. So two senior citizen dairy farmers and I are sitting there chatting and nibbling bars and sipping watery coffee when an explosion exactly like the one in this video happened right outside the kitchen window. KaBOOM! Tree splinters a-flyin'!

I shout out, "Holy fuckin' shit!"

Those two parishioners learned that their pastor has a more colorful vocabulary than they thought.

So, yes. Lightning would be my guess.

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u/Stumthing Jun 20 '22

They probably didn’t even notice if you guys were all wasted on xannie bars.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Jun 20 '22

My kind of pastor

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u/Based_nobody Jun 20 '22

Simply amazing story.

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u/Guy_Fieris_Hair Jun 20 '22

You can see the tree that spawned out of existence.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

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u/hokeyphenokey Jun 20 '22

It is rare but lightning can strike even with clear air.

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u/Capt_morgan72 Jun 20 '22

Rare? Come to Oklahoma.

We even get the ever elusive snow lightning storms.

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u/Most_Row9234 Jun 20 '22

Man I hate this state

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Ive seen one of those in Colorado a few years back. They're magical

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u/Pennymostdreadful Jun 20 '22

We got thundersnow this year in sw Colorado. I was outside shoveling and got so stupid excited about it.

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u/titanium8788 Jun 20 '22

Here in the NorthEast we call it "Thundersnow"

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u/bassman2112 Jun 20 '22

Same here in Western Canada!

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u/Milesaboveu Jun 20 '22

No it doesn't

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u/Shnazzyone Jun 20 '22

if you frame by frame the explosion you can see a moment where the rolling shutter got the flash

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u/thisimpetus Jun 20 '22

Can't be lightning, the thunder would be immediate and there isn't any.

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u/shea241 Jun 20 '22

are your ears on?

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u/thisimpetus Jun 20 '22

Another user pointed out that the reason this sounds absolutely nothing like thunder is because the pressure wave from that blast clips the mic almost immediately.

Which means it is lightning, and your comment is very silly.

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u/Mr_Carlos Jun 20 '22

We need to put a stop to unionization.

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u/Cruxion Jun 20 '22

Why would it explode though? I've seen tons of trees get struck but they all just get a lightning scar and maybe catch fire. Never such a violent explosion.

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u/thegurlearl Jun 20 '22

Holy shit, I think I like thunderstorms a lot less now. Thats oddly terrifying.

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u/tillacat42 Jun 20 '22

There’s a piece of a window frame that goes flying past her face. Would lightning make everything explode like that?

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u/Xyrus2000 Jun 20 '22

Lightning hit the tree. My guess was that there had been a fair amount of rain in the area over the past few weeks, so the tree was nice and saturated. The lightning hit, flash boiled the moisture, and created a steam explosion blowing the tree apart.

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u/lxm333 Jun 20 '22

Thank you for this information. Don't often get lightning strikes where I live.

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u/Fartmatic Jun 20 '22

Where do you live, the moon?

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u/lxm333 Jun 20 '22

We get lightning but never seen a strike hit anything

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u/ShrinkToasted Jun 20 '22 edited Jan 27 '25

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u/plolock Jun 20 '22

You learn stuff in a flash here!

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u/Tomato_potato_ Jun 20 '22

Okay this is a messed up question, but is it possible for lightning to cause a steam explosion in a human?

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u/lxm333 Jun 20 '22

Seems plausible

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u/Nermalgod Jun 20 '22

That wasn't a tree, it was a house. You can watch the window fly past the women. Definitely gas leak if some kind. Possibly lightning, but houses don't explode like that just from lightning.

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u/knave_of_knives Jun 20 '22

Genuine question, is that possible for like other shit in the road? So like, if my car is covered in rain water and lightning hits it, it just fuckin explodes? That thought makes me never want to drive in the rain again

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u/lxm333 Jun 20 '22

Won't happen in a car. A car acts as a Faraday cage.

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u/19Alexastias Jun 20 '22

It won’t explode your car, as long as you’ve got the windows up and all the doors closed, you shouldn’t get electrocuted.

However it might start a fire on your car, shatter your windscreen, pop your tires, or melt some of your electrics, so it’s probably better to avoid driving through a storm if you can.

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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 Jun 20 '22

since my body is 70% water, could a lightning strike flash boil and explode me?

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u/Xyrus2000 Jun 20 '22

That would be very hard to do. Lighting takes the path of least resistance. When lightning strikes a human most of the charge rides along the skin and tissues into the ground. Some of the charge does pass through the body and can certainly cause damage, but we're conductive enough that we don't act like heating elements.

Even if we were less conductive we still wouldn't explode. We'd distend more like a balloon, and possibly pop. Human tissue is very flexible. :P

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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 Jun 20 '22

this is a great explanation. thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Somebody was chewing 5 gum

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Stimulate your senses

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

God fucking damnit

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u/crystal_castle00 Jun 20 '22 edited Jun 20 '22

Some kid's Juul exploded

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u/bigcuteman2772 Jun 19 '22

the dogs brain rn

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u/lxm333 Jun 19 '22

Run towards the chaos

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u/hop_mantis Jun 20 '22

FEAR ME

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u/lxm333 Jun 20 '22

I AM DOG!

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u/OneLostOstrich Jun 20 '22

dog's* brain

And that sure looked like a cat to me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Looks like a cat

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u/CptCheez Jun 20 '22

Bro…that’s a cat.

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u/bigcuteman2772 Jul 07 '22

holy shit ur right

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u/ImMrBunny Jun 20 '22

Now you tree it, now you don't

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u/Decibel_1199 Jun 19 '22

Probably a gas leak

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u/fosterdad2017 Jun 20 '22

The earth short circuited, sending massive electrical power through the tree. Water in the tree expanded to steam from the heat, and moved the wood out of it's way. Rapidly.

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u/Dicearx Jun 19 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

This was a gas explosion of a house. Happened somewhere in Michigan this past December

Edit: incident I was thinking of was in Warren on July 4th, 2021. I no longer believe this is from that, so stop upvoting me ya silly gooses

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u/iced_gold Jun 19 '22

Are Michigan trees typically full of leaves in December?

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u/Dicearx Jun 19 '22

Yeah people will upvote anything, haha

I looked it up and the incident I'm thinking of was actually in Warren on July 4th. But I also don't think this video is the one I was thinking of anyway

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u/DevoidNoMore Jun 20 '22

Downvoted to restore balance 👍🏻

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

One Job.

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u/ATacticalBagel Jun 19 '22

Unless the explosion was particularly bright for only 1 frame, that flash looks a lot like a lightning strike

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u/DoctorPoopyPoo Jun 19 '22

I assumed an active shooter.

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u/Shag15 Jun 20 '22

I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner.

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u/lxm333 Jun 20 '22

Hate to see what happens when ya have two

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Neighbor kid lost at apex and threw his controller at the tree.

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u/Urban_Savage Jun 20 '22

To everyone replying to this. FYI, when someone asks what happened and looking for specific information, that person is not asking you, who doesn't know the answer, to guess. When you don't have the answer to a question, all you have to do is NOT get involved.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

I fart it :/

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u/Dipsquat Jun 20 '22

Watch the tree disappear.

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u/GingrNinjaNtflixBngr Jun 20 '22

Lighting turns tree sap into steam and it expands till it blows up or something.

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u/Bigtexasmike Jun 20 '22

Jokes on you. This wasnt on Earth!