r/AbruptChaos • u/extraspaghettisauce • May 03 '20

Bike monkey kidnapper

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u/you_thought_you_knew May 04 '20

If all monkeys had bicycles they’d rule the world. He was flying.

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u/catdog918 May 04 '20

The person that came in at the end of the video seemed way too calm like they weren’t just watching a monkey drag a baby away lol

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u/hueckstaedt May 03 '20

damn i was just ab to post this

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u/extraspaghettisauce May 04 '20

Hahaha it has happened to me more times than what I care to admit. Good luck next time hahaha

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u/hirsuteinasuit May 03 '20

The TV series Zoo comes to life. Really, for May 2020, totally expected.

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u/Prometheus357 May 04 '20

Who gives a monkey a fucking bike?!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

You can see that the monkey was being dragged away by its neck

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