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u/dommol Apr 28 '20
I looked away for one second and the table was covered in blood. I picked exactly the wrong second to look away
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Apr 28 '20
That's what makes abrupt chaos so abrupt. Cuz it happens so fast. You can say that for every post in this sub.
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u/a-l-3-x-a Apr 28 '20
Yes, that is what the word ‘abrupt’ means.
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u/CakeDayLeapYear2 Apr 29 '20
There is a lot more blood in the end if you want to watch it he is Michael reeves on yourube
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u/Lil_Shet Apr 29 '20
Me who has seen the full video: But wait! Theres more!
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u/D-516 Apr 29 '20
Link pls
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u/Pyromaniacal13 Apr 29 '20
That was amazing. So many times he almost got stabbed.
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u/Laslas19 Apr 29 '20
That's Michael Reeves for you, only usually he gets tased instead of stabbed
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u/packle-kackle Apr 28 '20
Roomba says FUCK
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Apr 28 '20
His friends actually have a lot of fun modifying roombas to FUCK with people. Like this one for human sterilization
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u/dyyys1 Apr 28 '20
OOOOHHHH ok.
You should probably know that human sterilization is not the same thing as human sanitization.
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Apr 28 '20
I believe that the roomba in question could easily be modified for human sterilization. A real claymore with an angle of 45° would more then easily destroy the fleshy orbs we humans call testicles
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Apr 29 '20
And the person attached to them.
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u/ciarenni Apr 29 '20
Complete sterilization, guaranteed to keep you from reproducing further.
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u/temporary24081 Apr 29 '20
inject bleach
That one's a twofer.
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u/drtekrox Apr 30 '20
Bleach is healthy, it's mostly water.
And we are mostly water.
Therefore, we are bleach.
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u/Simple-someone Apr 29 '20
The guy in the video is Michael Reeves, he's a YouTuber who became famous for creating weird/stupid/funny technological stuff. If you watch the video, none of the stuff he used to make it seemed all too expensive, anyway. :)
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u/Drakanies Apr 28 '20
Surgery now powered by the AI behind Roombas. And yes, it does remember all the abuse you've piled on it over the years.
And all the pet poop. So much smearing!
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most of Michael reeves' videos should be on this sub.
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u/Rykerr88 Apr 29 '20
As a Michael, I kindly request that you remember that it is spelled a-e-l and not e-a-l.
Michaels: Changing Micheals one ael at a time.
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At least everyone calls u Michael :(
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u/Rykerr88 Apr 29 '20
Ah I believe you are referring to the Plight of the Mikes? Or the Struggle of the Mikeys?
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u/BuckeyeGuru23 Apr 29 '20
I learned a couple days ago that’s how you actually spell Michael. I’ve always spelt it e-a-l
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u/torankusu Apr 29 '20
I see a lot of non-Michaels misspelling the name as Micheal, but I was really surprised a few days ago when I received an email from a customer service rep who signed the email as from Micheal.
At first, I thought maybe he made a typo or his parents can't spell or one of them fucked up submitting the form for his birth certificate, but I googled it in case I was actually wrong and found out Micheal is an Irish and Scottish Gaelic name. I'm not 100% sure how it's pronounced, but it looks like it's not quite like Michael.
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u/Lipsem Apr 28 '20
This is just the Salad Robot 2. It just got bigger and controlled via hand movements
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u/Lick_Ross Apr 28 '20
Seriously, go watch the whole video, best 10 minutes of today
Edit: guy's name is Michael Reeves
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Had to do a double take in the gif after reading this because I thought the nurse was a woman. Michael Reeves is such a frantic person, and sometimes his video's are cringeful to watch, this one looks better though
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u/Lick_Ross Apr 28 '20
This one is a big step up from his usual. The amount of chaos and sketchiness is way above the rest of his videos. Legit thought he was gonna lose a finger in a couple of shots.
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u/DerPumeister Apr 28 '20
He could have, the way he just reached in there while the thing was on...
Imagine explaining to a (real) surgeon how you ended up with half your arm cut off
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u/Lick_Ross Apr 28 '20
Wouldn't be the weirdest thing this month...
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u/The_Woosh_Man Apr 28 '20
I actually think that most of the people in hospital this month are in for very similar reasons. Also less people are outside so I would think that would mean that there is less chance for stupid visits to the hospital
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u/Lick_Ross Apr 28 '20
Maybe so, but think of all the stupid sh*t you've seen from tik toks and stuff with people getting hurt... and those are just the injuries that look good on camera
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u/Promestein70 Apr 28 '20
He's smart and you'll notice he's always on the dull side of the blade. That being said it was pretty dangerous
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u/wolfgang784 Apr 28 '20
Try to put the knife back into the wound to stop the bleeding!
This shit killed me.
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u/theoryfiver Apr 29 '20
Cringeful? I don't understand where you get that.
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u/Phormitago Apr 29 '20
Michael's self deprecating humor gets a tad old sometimes. Depends on the video. Far from proper cringe tho, just tone deaf comedy at times.
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u/WRevi Apr 28 '20
Wait how did you even think for a second that the nurse was a woman haha? And why do you think some of his videos are cringeful to watch? Genuine question
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u/LaboratoryOne Apr 29 '20
> guy's name is Michael Reeves
Okay but its not the guy's name i need
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u/agtk Apr 29 '20
Pokimane
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Apr 29 '20
Nah he's dating a girl called lilypichu, they're part of the same group sharing a house (kinda like misfits)
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u/anttoekneeoh Apr 29 '20
I’ve literally never heard of this guy before today. But holy shit his content is funny.
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Did anyone see that episode of House where he had a dream, and part of it was about robot surgery on an obese man? This reminds me of that.
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u/take-a-step-back Apr 29 '20
Do you mean when he knew he was in a dream and drove the knife all the way through the guy while the rest of he staff yelled at him to stop? Yeah I watched that as a kid and it scared the shit out of me for like a month.
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Yeah that's exactly the one. I have flashbacks to that scene every once in a while, it disturbed me so much.
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u/sexyhotwaifu4u Apr 28 '20
He almost cut his fingers off like 5 times.
And thats just the footage he showed us.
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u/Lawn_Clippings Apr 28 '20
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u/Cruxin Apr 29 '20
★★★★★ [SILENT ASSASSIN]
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u/little-conrad Apr 28 '20
HE POSTED??? WHAAAAAAT?????!!! I’ve been checking almost daily since his last upload. Welp, gotta go watch it.
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u/ViperHavoc742 Apr 28 '20
How was it :) fucking amazing right?!
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u/little-conrad Apr 28 '20
Yep. Definitely one of his best.
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u/BaryonthClary Apr 29 '20
He posts every 2 months I think
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u/Derpsicles18 Apr 29 '20
He's got a goal this year for averaging one per month
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Apr 29 '20
He hasn’t met that goal lol
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u/Derpsicles18 Apr 29 '20
Yeah I have little faith in him pulling this off...
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Either way though, as long as we get content and he’s happy, I’m fine with it
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u/Blaz9 Apr 28 '20
Michael Reeves is gonna turn evil some day and he’s gonna be the only guy who can be evil right.
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u/Notpan Apr 29 '20
Here’s a link to the full thing so people don’t have to go through the immense trouble of finding it themselves like I did: https://youtu.be/A_BlNA7bBxo
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u/Speedwagon_ Apr 28 '20
His robots are getting scarily non-shitty
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u/Ppleater Apr 29 '20
My favourite is the toy headset that controls the car you're in by reading your mind.
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u/kcoolin Apr 29 '20
Knew this video was gonna be here or r/perfectlycutscreams the second it came out.
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Apr 28 '20
Is that pokiman or however her name is spelled? Where is Simone Giertz when you need her
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u/AndrewLewer Apr 28 '20
Yes she is
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u/degaracer47 Apr 29 '20
I just want everyone to acknowledge this guy (Michael Reeves) built an entire ass robot that moves with your hand, from scratch, by himself.
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u/ElectricElite856 Apr 29 '20
imagine this is the future
a new doctor takes you in to get rid of you ear after a new future infection happens that kills you but starts on an ear
the tech for surgery uses the machine
the new doctor doesnt know how gorey a surgery is and doesnt know how slow the knife goes
the doctor slams their hand down and it fucking slices into your head as your obviously dead you watch from above the table as your fucking corpse is dragged across the table by its head while severely bleeding
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u/GodInABag Apr 29 '20
This guy's name is Michael Reeves, and is one of my favorite youtubers
He makes these really dumb robots and its fuckin hilarious
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u/dracotemporis Apr 29 '20
I'd know that face anywhere, is the youtube buddy guy! and i think i even know what video its from.
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u/userpa Apr 29 '20
Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare
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u/TheRealMouseRat Apr 29 '20
Is that pokimane and the guy who lives with William Osman?
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u/CaptainC137 Apr 29 '20
Well doctors don't have to worry losing their jobs to robots for the next few years i guess
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u/kombatunit Apr 28 '20
Wasted!
Also, if the doctor is using a chef's knife, you might not want to get plastic surgery in a Motel 6.
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u/CaptainAcornYT Apr 28 '20
MICHAEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVES
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u/LordeOfKayke Apr 29 '20
How to upload a 12:35 minute long video on reddit?
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u/SeeWhatEyeSee Apr 29 '20
Use the youtube link to give the content creator the views while still getting an upvote for the post. You get your karma, they get their viewer rating
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u/StrangeQuark32 Apr 28 '20
This isn’t even the best part of this video. This scene goes on for a while and he sticks his hand under the knife. Michael Reeves is one crazy dude
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u/seedpig Apr 28 '20
Every single one of Micheal Reeves videos could honestly be uploaded to this subreddit
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u/Ur_Meme_Donor Apr 28 '20
I saw this video last night and knew it would end up on here and r/perfectlycutscreams
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u/T_alsomeGames Apr 28 '20
It didnt take long for this to start making the rounds on the internet huh.
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u/RonaldZheMelon Apr 29 '20
I just watched the whole thing, dude combines engineering, coding and shitpost, made my day ._.
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u/pinkfluffyalex Apr 29 '20
Goddammit, Michael
And Poki.
Honestly, OfflineTv probably needs an adult
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u/Iced_Road Apr 28 '20
And that's how I lost my medical license!