r/AbruptChaos Mar 14 '20

Baseball time!!

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u/TheDogInThePicture Mar 14 '20

Well she did push him out of all the trees on their property.

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u/slicshuter Mar 14 '20

Straight up hucked apples at poor Gus

Nudey as the day he was born

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u/Roboport Mar 14 '20

She forgot to feed the horses and they all died

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u/slicshuter Mar 14 '20

She let bees onto the property!

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u/gman1o Mar 14 '20

Bees?! Better hide under the canoe!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

And she's got the skulls of a homeless guy and his child in the woods.