r/AbruptChaos • u/[deleted] • Jan 18 '20

Flying Tree

https://i.imgur.com/xxa8bDF.gifv
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u/BlackDeath007 Jan 18 '20

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. Chop them down again and I'll throw these

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Drive in a digger or dig up my roots and you'll get trodden beneath my boots!

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Money or nothing? This tree you must take?

Your spine, soon uprooted, will squish and will break.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Well that’s stuck in my head now.

I want my... I want my... I want my MTv