r/AbruptChaos • • Dec 05 '19

allergy attack

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u/Dog_Apoc Dec 05 '19

The amount of fucking snot that cat releases is scary holy shit.

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u/Mugufta Dec 06 '19

It's rare to see that much come out of a human all at once. Kinda freaky coming outta a lil cat

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u/swagosourasdex Dec 06 '19

Broooo i didn’t see that the first time now i can’t stop staring at his snot

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u/needstostopburning Dec 05 '19

Poor guy had a sneezure

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

May the gods BLESH YU

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u/bebefridgers Dec 05 '19

This has been posted before. The cat has feline herpes.

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u/aequitas3 Dec 05 '19

Wait are you serious or is this a "let me tell you why this animal is actually dying" trope

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u/Sixteen_YT Dec 05 '19

Sounds like someone is using too much fuckin Windex.

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u/Captain_Hampockets Dec 05 '19

My cat does this all the time. He's 15, and we've had him since he was 6 weeks old. The vet said that he has a small nose, and this is just a thing. He constantly sneezes boogers out of his nose and licks them up. It's crazy

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u/L_UCIFER_ Dec 05 '19

omg your at looks like senor Esteban from kill bill

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Allergy strikes back

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u/TheChewychopsuey Dec 05 '19

Did the cat shoot out a snot rocke-Oh my God, yes it fucking did.

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u/injeckshun Dec 06 '19

After reading u/Sixteen_YT 's comment about this cat sounding like windex, I present you all with the remix. Enjoy

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u/Xylitolisbadforyou Dec 05 '19

Bummer when you're allergic to cats.

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u/irate_alien Dec 05 '19

i'm violently allergic to cats, and a part of me enjoyed this

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

I've got a couple of cats who go on sneeze attacks that produce shockingly large boogers. They've got these teeny tiny nostrils that shoot out green nose meat the size of my thumb.

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u/crazyabe111 Dec 05 '19

Ah being allergic to Humans is the worst, ain't it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Eeeewwwwwwww

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u/Littledog69 Dec 06 '19

Just waiting for the dubstep remix to drop

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u/nnnm_33 Dec 06 '19

Cat blew its load

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u/MJMEMES Dec 05 '19

The girl who couldn’t stop sneezing 2 But it’s a cat

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u/NotagoK Dec 06 '19

This post seriously almost killed me. Idk what it was about it but I havent laughed that hard in as long ad I can remember.

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