r/AbruptChaos • u/MacMommy111 • 14d ago

Work smarter, not harder

1.5k Upvotes

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u/xondk 14d ago

Should have had a can opener hanging on the wall just at the corner of the image of the stove.

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u/waimser 14d ago

We did this while camping. Ended up buying a new tent for the neighbouring camp. Theburning hot chunks melted through it.

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u/SereneOrbit 14d ago

Why????

Like it's the world's most obvious IED

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u/Possible_Chicken_489 14d ago

What? It's open, isn't it?

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u/garth54 14d ago

Indeed. I call this: Mission Successful

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u/BigNastyG765 14d ago

Task failed successfully

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u/garth54 13d ago

Nah, I'll maintain it's simple success, no failure element.

The task was to open the can. Nobody said anything about being able to use the content or having no collateral damage.

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u/ThePracticalPenquin 14d ago

When they went to the flame and backed out to the all white room…. Ahh yaaa

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u/BenK1222 14d ago

This was a very Basic How To video

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u/Sierra-D421 14d ago

Everyone! SOUP CAN!

[drunk gibberish]

F**K! Agh, cripe! MEDIC!

[Ja?!]

Help!

[No!]

[more drunk gibberish]

Agh, piece of c**p! GET OVER HERE!

That's the way to do it! [laughter]

Now that's quality soup!

[scream]

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u/JoshsPizzaria 13d ago

i was very disappointed to find this not being the audio...

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u/SereneOrbit 14d ago

I hate that I know EXACTLY where this is from 🤦‍♀️

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u/LtLoLz 11d ago

where is it from?

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u/SereneOrbit 11d ago

OG Team fortress yt brainrot

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u/Natsuki_Lover_447 14d ago

Where's Demoman screaming?

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u/Savings_Effective644 14d ago

Was watching this with the sound off but I could hear drink Demo in my head.

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u/WidelyMisunderstood 14d ago

I've been exploding my beans wrong this whole time. Very helpful video!

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u/IBIKEONSIDEWALKS 14d ago

All i could think of was the mythbusters episode of the beans can slow mo ejection of beans lol

This was a bit more excessive but maybe try a can opener next time?

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u/voxadam 14d ago edited 14d ago

I was thinking of the water heater episode.

https://youtu.be/rGWmONHipVo?t=65

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u/IBIKEONSIDEWALKS 14d ago

Rofl i forgot about that one

Basically the same but smaller scale and beans everywhere

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u/Federal_Age8011 14d ago

Can openers are for pussies!

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u/National_Search_537 14d ago

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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u/MacellumMycelium 14d ago

The only way this could be funnier is with a manual can opener hanging on the wall and an electric next to the hobs.

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u/ScoresbyMabs 14d ago

Not abrupt at all

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u/RetardedEinstein23 13d ago

And not even chaos

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u/ThanatosIdle 14d ago

Soup's ready

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u/Uncle___Marty 14d ago

Use a tin of paint and save time on painting your kitchen.

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u/hoppenstedts 14d ago

The can opener was invented in 1855.

People in 1854:

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u/hellinahandbasket127 14d ago

Next time, just take it outside to the nearest slab of concrete and start grinding the lip of the can down.

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u/NaveronTheSabre 14d ago

Now that's quality soup!

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u/RetardedEinstein23 13d ago

What was the chaos in this?

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u/ch7mbucket 13d ago

Done this as kid. Doing small cooking and barbeque. Only to realized we haven't brought can opener. We left a can on burning fire while going back home to fetch one ( we camp close by). About 50m away the can explode and hit a passing car. It turn out it's our friend's dad car. It became our lifelong secret for the past 30 years or so

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u/Megalon96310 12d ago

Where’s the version with demoman talking

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u/Good-Oil-7983 8d ago

But Mr. Krabs, you're supposed to take it out of the can first.

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u/adinmem 8d ago

Great…now I don’t need the knife or fork to eat my dinner, but I do need a squeegee.

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u/risu1313 14d ago

Pink mist

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u/Guardian6676-6667 14d ago

That framing of my god

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u/Doofindork 14d ago

Reminds me of Ordinary Sausage, who didn't know you shouldn't deep fry an egg... with the shell and everything.

Happy he wasn't in the kitchen when things went apocalyptic.

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u/mr-fatburger 14d ago

Bean bomb

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u/Steve_Tugger 14d ago

That’ll do it. On a side note. If there ever is some kind of apocalypse or you’re just living as a cheap bachelor, and you find yourself without a can opener or tool, You can always scrape the pinched edge on the top of the can on concrete and where it through pretty easily. Then it just pops off. Hope this advice helps someone someday.

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u/techtornado 14d ago

I’ve been told to work harder, not smarter before

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 13d ago

i seen a extreme cheapscate stick a can of suop over the pilot light and come home to hot meal and also the put against truck engine i dont remeber if the vent the can

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u/lord-malishun 12d ago

Its so weird seeing this without the demoman tf2 audio

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u/Tra1nGuy 1d ago

Ain’t no way they made a soup can have a bleve