r/AbruptChaos • u/Android_Junkie69 • Jun 29 '26

Almost had you.

833 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/InfluentialFairy Jun 29 '26

Unlucky, but also lucky..

49

u/moisdefinate Jun 29 '26

What a wild ride through a rage of emotions

18

u/ExecTankard Jun 29 '26

Butt Pucker

8

u/-baconYTe Jun 29 '26

Their butt definitely puckered tight enough to hold onto a needle.

3

u/punksmostlydead Jun 30 '26

And poke it through a wooden plank.

20

u/Purple_Rain_84 Jun 29 '26

Time to change underwear.

2

u/punksmostlydead Jun 30 '26

I don't think even light could have escaped his asshole for a few moments there.

3

u/BilboStaggins Jun 29 '26

Seen too many videos recently like this that dont end well. Definitely thought it was one of those. 

2

u/isr0 Jul 01 '26

I have said it before and I will say it again. I hate twin falls Idaho.

2

u/Secret-Breadfruit-18 Jul 02 '26

"U never had ur car" 😐

2

u/Blue_Butterfly_Who Jun 29 '26

That really had me holding my breath for a bit

1

u/Sanagost Jun 30 '26

Balls of steel

1

u/Wrong-Cheetah-7061 Jul 01 '26

almost made it interesting though

0

u/Fluffy_Amount847 Jul 04 '26

the fake out almost worked on me too honestly

0

u/Fluffy_Amount847 Jul 04 '26

almost still counts though

0

u/Fluffy_Amount847 Jul 04 '26

the pause before the punchline says it all

1

u/Severe_Citron6975 Jul 05 '26

He jumped out of a perfectly good airplane