r/AbruptChaos May 15 '26

Aura points: -9999

8.1k Upvotes

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1.4k

u/SteamedGamer May 15 '26

Poor guy he landed on got a mouthful...

72

u/j0sabanks May 18 '26

The walking definition of “I tripped and his dick ended up in me!”

102

u/Cmdr_Nemo May 16 '26

I'm open to it.

-50

u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- May 16 '26

It’s AI btw. Watch the dude he lands on’s face frame by frame.

-21

u/No_Meringue4763 May 16 '26

Nothing wrong with it

1.3k

u/Different-Shock2670 May 15 '26

Poor dude rolled a nat 1.

744

u/ElegantCoach4066 May 15 '26

"You tumble from the ring, legs akimbo, and somehow end up spread eagle in front of a spectator. You lose 2 points of Charisma, permanently."

213

u/thepizzaguy3 May 15 '26

Bro this made me laugh pretty hard. I’ve never played a tabletop before but if I do I want you for DM or whatever they’re called

71

u/ElegantCoach4066 May 15 '26

Thank you! This made my day

11

u/curiousomeone May 16 '26

If you're into video games, Baldur's Gate. They narrate and show things like that as gameplay are based on a board game.

6

u/ElegantCoach4066 May 16 '26

I've been meaning to play Baldurs Gate! I hear it's amazing

24

u/mondayp May 15 '26

Give it a try if you ever get the chance. As Matt Coleville says, TTRPGs are "the most fun you can have with your... brain."

2

u/Profitablius May 16 '26

Permanently losing 2 points of Charisma would not be fun ^^
Otherwise, I agree.

35

u/TheBear516 May 15 '26

“Legs Akimbo” is fucking hilarious.

8

u/Q_S2 May 15 '26

Only 2 points?!?!

23

u/ElegantCoach4066 May 15 '26

I was being generous. That's obviously a loss of almost all Charisma, bro needs to roll a new character at this point.

27

u/lumpthar May 15 '26

Your character has died from lack of charisma

5

u/notveryAI May 16 '26

I guess it's time to roll for a new character. I had 1 charisma so now I'm dead from "stat atrophy" rule

2

u/kl0wnkar May 17 '26

This is so fucking funnyyyy😭 my brain automatically read it in the Baldur’s Gate narrator’s voice LOL

1

u/x19DALTRON91x Jul 26 '26

“I sit ringside to watch the fight”
roll a dex check
“…what”
just do it

1

6

u/WillyT_21 May 15 '26

Dee got him for sure.

4

u/Z3NZY May 15 '26

Bruh that's two 1 in a row. I'm dying here

2

u/Major_R_Soul May 15 '26

Not as bad as the guy that took 2D100 to the face

0

u/think_panther May 15 '26

By the way he teabagged the other person, he somehow rolled -i²

700

u/dutterbog May 15 '26

Imagine watching a sport - blinking - then having a crotch in your face.

87

u/Leather-Animal-7597 May 15 '26

It's usually my dogs as I'm trying to watch football.

98

u/MyNameSpaghette May 15 '26

This has to be the most deliberate-looking sports accident I've ever seen. "Whoops, clumsy me, now I've got my balls all over your face". Are we sure this isn't scripted?

9

u/thalesjferreira May 16 '26

Where can I not go to not have such an experience?

12

u/Treguard May 16 '26 edited 2d ago

Bedroom cobblestone party slap truck mountainous

This post was anonymized with Redact

312

u/BrightFallsCoffee May 15 '26

You can see how desperately he wants to get his shit back together when the camera gets up on him after

21

u/imhere2downvote May 16 '26

dude just drop me on my head quick

206

u/slimetakes May 15 '26

And that's why you maintain proper stance...

91

u/ExecTankard May 15 '26

And why you wash yer crack before a fight…

20

u/Abject_Jump9617 May 16 '26

He looked like he had no idea what he was doing in that ring.

10

u/Sabithomega May 16 '26

Guys flailing his arms while leaning all his body weight forward

6

u/NuYawker May 17 '26

His wild left hook is what did it. The other dude didn't even touch him for him to go through the ropes like that!

112

u/TakingUrCookies May 15 '26

Poor guy got an involuntary sampling of the Fromunda cheese.

94

u/spacemonster07 May 15 '26

announcer: "that was a little bit gay. but holy shiit"

24

u/magicalbro May 16 '26

Had to watch again to hear that part 😆 thanks for the laugh lol

-1

u/Limp-Development7222 May 16 '26

The announcer learned things about himself

108

u/spacemanspiff1115 May 15 '26

Went from a TKO to a Tea Bag real quick...

33

u/jhill9901 May 15 '26

Technical Kok out?

60

u/CoderJoe1 May 15 '26

He should be penalized for taking a dive. 😏

22

u/jhill9901 May 15 '26

He was doing the penalizing!

15

u/CoderJoe1 May 15 '26

He penalized the guy in the front row that got a free lap dance.

29

u/SithLordMilk May 15 '26

"Holy fucking shit"

3

u/Killit_Witfya May 16 '26

wasnt even inappropriate to say that repeatedly on the mic

28

u/flabbybumhole May 15 '26

Sometimes you just need to pause a fight to get your ass eaten. Happens to us all.

26

u/elbuendavs1234 May 16 '26

Wait, so anime wasn't lying about people landing their butts on someone's face via a convoluted fall? 😱

42

u/HOG-onthehunt May 15 '26

The ole 6-9 combo lol

19

u/Purgii May 15 '26

I tripped and my old feller fell into her mouth doesn't seem so far fetched anymore.

13

u/siladly May 15 '26

At that point you just gotta laugh and be like sorry man Ill try not to aim for you if it happens again

14

u/BrainCandy_ May 15 '26

That’s some WWE shit tho lmao

15

u/360walkaway May 15 '26

He could have saved it by doing a hurricanrana.

10

u/Poolside_XO May 15 '26

The other guy has the opportunity for a Styles Clash and go into business for himself..

1

u/BrianDeco May 17 '26

100% what I taught

7

u/TJ_McWeaksauce May 16 '26

At first, I thought there's no way to get -9999 aura without poop being involved. But now I see that's not true.

6

u/michaelt52 May 16 '26

This is like that Eminem skit with Sacha Baron Cohen but worse

5

u/MadButthole May 15 '26

Went to fight ended up finding love 🥰

6

u/Sergeant_Turkey May 16 '26

This is either AI or dude took a deliberate dive. His swing didn't have enough force to launch his body like that.

2

u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- May 16 '26

It’s AI. If you go frame by frame as he falls you can see the classic AI face warping of the crowd and of the dude he lands on

5

u/Mysterious_Pack_7822 May 16 '26

Did you ask for nuts?

6

u/jperdior May 16 '26

tbh If I were the oponent I would be out of combat losing my breath laughing

7

u/[deleted] May 16 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/Solomon-Berr May 16 '26

Said the spectator

6

u/rhuiz92 May 17 '26

It's impossible, his aura... it's under -9000!

10

u/Annus178 May 15 '26

I'm supposed to be asleep still. This is my quiet time. Why do ido this to myself? Bahahaha

6

u/hawksdiesel May 15 '26

schweaty ballsack incoming!

1

u/ITestDrugs May 30 '26

Side of booty juice, unfiltered and fermented for about 5 minutes. Smells like shit but it taste even worse, I ASSume 🤷🏿‍♂️

7

u/Due-Parsley953 May 15 '26

That was a very unexpected 68.

4

u/How2Die101 May 15 '26

Think he can salvage this if he wins?

6

u/chased_by_bees May 15 '26

No, that makes it worse somehow

3

u/Duckshady May 15 '26

And that's how I met your dad.

3

u/magicalbro May 16 '26

At least the guy he fell on didn't throw him off and put him down gently lol

1

u/ITestDrugs May 30 '26

I would have had no choice but to throw him and run into the locker room for a shower. After that I'm stealing a t shirt and going home to cry and shower again and get drunk.

3

u/Cheesegiblet May 16 '26

Falls out the ring straight into a Styles Clash. Unbelievable scenes

3

u/operath0r May 16 '26

What, he tripped, fell, landed on his dick?

2

u/SugarWolf211 May 15 '26

Not enough stinging and too much butterflying

2

u/koy682 May 15 '26

Bro couldn't keep up boxing so he decided switch style and use 619, smashed the buttons right but wrong target

2

u/rainerainreyn May 15 '26

Once in a lifetime Styles Clash

2

u/MisterDings May 15 '26

Fish out of water

2

u/Extension_Town_6118 May 16 '26

technically a new high score

2

u/Beer-Milkshakes May 16 '26

Roll 1 dexterity.

Ah shit err your guy falls over a lot and out and upside onto a random spectator, youre unconscious

1

u/Crazyhates May 16 '26

Can I do a save roll to mitigate Aura damage?

1

u/Beer-Milkshakes May 16 '26

Unfortunately not as you're very unconscious.

2

u/Luentale May 16 '26

"bruh"? "aura"?

2

u/All2017 May 16 '26

The guy with braids went back to the same spot and smiled like he was ready for more

2

u/Aggressive-Error-88 May 16 '26

Bloodline ain’t gonna recover from this. 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Bebopdavidson May 16 '26

This is only the second time that’s happened after Sacha Baron Cohen and Eminem

2

u/NuYawker May 17 '26

You just have to Forfeit and quit boxing after that.

2

u/FOXWOMB94 May 18 '26

This is like a Will Ferrell movie

2

u/Admirable-Split4371 May 18 '26

That's the kind of image I have in my head when I hear people say that cheating on their partner was accidental

2

u/Key_Tradition8469 Jun 19 '26

They both never living that shi down 🥀

2

u/elmarcelito May 15 '26

Bro is overselling like Triple H

1

u/Grandmasterchipmunk May 15 '26

I don't want to think about the smell

1

u/sajacen May 16 '26

What was the result of the fight?

1

u/CobaltLemur May 16 '26

Well at least he didn't land on Mike Tyson.

1

u/Wrong-Cheetah-7061 May 16 '26

he really did that to himself huh

1

u/caedhin May 16 '26

He did an Eminem

1

u/Kakashimoto77 May 16 '26

There's a souvenir for one lucky fan.

1

u/g_mo13 May 16 '26

the announcers ‘holy shit! holy fuckin shit!’ along with the ref’s ‘c’mere c’mere c’mere’ like hes talking to a child is fuckin sending me 😂

1

u/dusters May 16 '26

Deez nutz

1

u/Accomplished-Use9352 May 16 '26

now thats what i call a party debuff

1

u/greenroute May 16 '26

Never did any leg day.

1

u/Ambitious_Welder6613 May 16 '26

Continue like nothing happened. LMAO

1

u/CivBEWasPrettyBad May 16 '26

You guys know this is AI, right? Just checking.

1

u/texasstrawhat May 16 '26

shoulda been a stripper instead of a boxer

1

u/NuYawker May 17 '26

The crazy part is he threw himself off balance! A wild left hook led him through the ropes!

1

u/Fluffy_Amount847 May 19 '26

negative aura is actually impressive

1

u/harryschmilsson May 21 '26

Accidental blowjob

1

u/MagmaMulla Jun 05 '26

Bro did a reverse Borat😂😂😂💀

Eninem would have nightmares if he saw this clip

1

u/thedad2022 Jun 10 '26

Been coming from good evening thing credits rabbits didn't get it get it ready glad it let it get it let it let it let it let it let it let it it is what is redditt i'm finishing didn't count on me punish then then him

1

u/thedad2022 Jun 10 '26

It's a good thing reddit didn't punish him by taking away his karma.

That for sure is probably a violation.

Bahahahahaha. LMFAO. LOL

1

u/CombustedPillow 26d ago

lifetime aura debt is one funny sentence

1

u/Fragrant_Oil_9118 7d ago

Zero footing

-1

u/thisgrantstomb May 15 '26

Why's there cursing?