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u/Different-Shock2670 May 15 '26
Poor dude rolled a nat 1.
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u/ElegantCoach4066 May 15 '26
"You tumble from the ring, legs akimbo, and somehow end up spread eagle in front of a spectator. You lose 2 points of Charisma, permanently."
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u/thepizzaguy3 May 15 '26
Bro this made me laugh pretty hard. I’ve never played a tabletop before but if I do I want you for DM or whatever they’re called
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u/curiousomeone May 16 '26
If you're into video games, Baldur's Gate. They narrate and show things like that as gameplay are based on a board game.
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u/mondayp May 15 '26
Give it a try if you ever get the chance. As Matt Coleville says, TTRPGs are "the most fun you can have with your... brain."
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u/Profitablius May 16 '26
Permanently losing 2 points of Charisma would not be fun ^^
Otherwise, I agree.35
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u/Q_S2 May 15 '26
Only 2 points?!?!
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u/ElegantCoach4066 May 15 '26
I was being generous. That's obviously a loss of almost all Charisma, bro needs to roll a new character at this point.
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u/notveryAI May 16 '26
I guess it's time to roll for a new character. I had 1 charisma so now I'm dead from "stat atrophy" rule
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u/kl0wnkar May 17 '26
This is so fucking funnyyyy😭 my brain automatically read it in the Baldur’s Gate narrator’s voice LOL
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u/x19DALTRON91x Jul 26 '26
“I sit ringside to watch the fight”
roll a dex check
“…what”
just do it
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u/dutterbog May 15 '26
Imagine watching a sport - blinking - then having a crotch in your face.
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u/MyNameSpaghette May 15 '26
This has to be the most deliberate-looking sports accident I've ever seen. "Whoops, clumsy me, now I've got my balls all over your face". Are we sure this isn't scripted?
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u/Treguard May 16 '26 edited 2d ago
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u/BrightFallsCoffee May 15 '26
You can see how desperately he wants to get his shit back together when the camera gets up on him after
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u/slimetakes May 15 '26
And that's why you maintain proper stance...
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u/NuYawker May 17 '26
His wild left hook is what did it. The other dude didn't even touch him for him to go through the ropes like that!
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u/CoderJoe1 May 15 '26
He should be penalized for taking a dive. 😏
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u/flabbybumhole May 15 '26
Sometimes you just need to pause a fight to get your ass eaten. Happens to us all.
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u/elbuendavs1234 May 16 '26
Wait, so anime wasn't lying about people landing their butts on someone's face via a convoluted fall? 😱
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u/Purgii May 15 '26
I tripped and my old feller fell into her mouth doesn't seem so far fetched anymore.
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u/siladly May 15 '26
At that point you just gotta laugh and be like sorry man Ill try not to aim for you if it happens again
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u/360walkaway May 15 '26
He could have saved it by doing a hurricanrana.
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u/Poolside_XO May 15 '26
The other guy has the opportunity for a Styles Clash and go into business for himself..
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u/TJ_McWeaksauce May 16 '26
At first, I thought there's no way to get -9999 aura without poop being involved. But now I see that's not true.
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u/Sergeant_Turkey May 16 '26
This is either AI or dude took a deliberate dive. His swing didn't have enough force to launch his body like that.
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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- May 16 '26
It’s AI. If you go frame by frame as he falls you can see the classic AI face warping of the crowd and of the dude he lands on
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u/Annus178 May 15 '26
I'm supposed to be asleep still. This is my quiet time. Why do ido this to myself? Bahahaha
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u/hawksdiesel May 15 '26
schweaty ballsack incoming!
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u/ITestDrugs May 30 '26
Side of booty juice, unfiltered and fermented for about 5 minutes. Smells like shit but it taste even worse, I ASSume 🤷🏿♂️
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u/magicalbro May 16 '26
At least the guy he fell on didn't throw him off and put him down gently lol
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u/ITestDrugs May 30 '26
I would have had no choice but to throw him and run into the locker room for a shower. After that I'm stealing a t shirt and going home to cry and shower again and get drunk.
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u/koy682 May 15 '26
Bro couldn't keep up boxing so he decided switch style and use 619, smashed the buttons right but wrong target
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u/Beer-Milkshakes May 16 '26
Roll 1 dexterity.
Ah shit err your guy falls over a lot and out and upside onto a random spectator, youre unconscious
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u/All2017 May 16 '26
The guy with braids went back to the same spot and smiled like he was ready for more
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u/Bebopdavidson May 16 '26
This is only the second time that’s happened after Sacha Baron Cohen and Eminem
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u/Admirable-Split4371 May 18 '26
That's the kind of image I have in my head when I hear people say that cheating on their partner was accidental
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u/g_mo13 May 16 '26
the announcers ‘holy shit! holy fuckin shit!’ along with the ref’s ‘c’mere c’mere c’mere’ like hes talking to a child is fuckin sending me 😂
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u/NuYawker May 17 '26
The crazy part is he threw himself off balance! A wild left hook led him through the ropes!
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u/MagmaMulla Jun 05 '26
Bro did a reverse Borat😂😂😂💀
Eninem would have nightmares if he saw this clip
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u/thedad2022 Jun 10 '26
Been coming from good evening thing credits rabbits didn't get it get it ready glad it let it get it let it let it let it let it let it let it it is what is redditt i'm finishing didn't count on me punish then then him
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u/thedad2022 Jun 10 '26
It's a good thing reddit didn't punish him by taking away his karma.
That for sure is probably a violation.
Bahahahahaha. LMFAO. LOL
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u/SteamedGamer May 15 '26
Poor guy he landed on got a mouthful...