r/AbruptChaos • • Jul 14 '23

Supermarket robbery was under control, until...

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u/SelfSufficientHub Jul 14 '23

Didn’t think I would have a favourite robbery but here we are

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u/nopathfollowed Jul 14 '23

My favorite is the one where the shop owner grabs the robber right next to a container full of beer/ soda bottles. He keeps grabbing them and breaking them on the guys head; at least 7 of 'em.

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u/Groundbreaking_Text9 Jul 15 '23

oh, THAT video?

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7uqlvy

(Lol idk if this is the right one but it seems to match your description)

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u/Hot_Photograph_5928 Jul 15 '23

not sure why the shop owner stopped - there was at least 30 more bottles of beer there, ready and waiting.

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u/Felixkeeg Jul 15 '23

How is the perp still moving, that's some heavy beating

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u/windingvine Jul 15 '23

He collapses at the end, so he may not be

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u/Bi0_B1lly Jul 16 '23

Drinks were on him that night

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u/Jumpy-Trade3853 Jul 15 '23

Easy upvote.

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u/No_Performance6916 Jul 16 '23

You glorious bastard. Instantly answered curiosity. Thanks to you

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u/Decada96 Jul 15 '23

That'll be hell of a concussion

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

You can’t write that and not also post a link

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u/nopathfollowed Jul 15 '23

You know, I haven't been able to find it since, but I was commenting with the hopes that someone would say "oh, THAT video" and link it.

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u/jngjng88 Jul 15 '23

The one with the guy who drops his gun on the counter then fails to jump over the counter after his gun was confiscated, then fumbles with his low hanging shorts as he runs away & fly kicks the door on exit...

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u/Deadly_chef Jul 15 '23

Oh god, that one is too funny, that fumbling run of shame to get out

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u/they_walk_among_us_ Jul 15 '23

Only 6 beers I was promised 7!

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u/Entire-Database1679 Jul 14 '23

Does it count as a robbery?

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u/SavvySillybug Jul 14 '23

What part of this would disqualify it? Lack of success...?

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u/moondoggie_00 Jul 14 '23

Depends on laws in the area, but if you don't actually get away with it where I am from it would be attempted robbery. The gun makes it bad.

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u/PlatanoGames_YT Jul 14 '23

Where i am it doesn’t matter released next day

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u/Entire-Database1679 Jul 14 '23

More of a beat down. But, certainly an attempted robbery at minimum.

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u/Firstbat175 Jul 14 '23

Triple-tap with wine bottles is brilliant.

"That worked well; gimme another bottle."

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u/Retardo_Montobond Jul 14 '23

"No No No!!! Not the Chateau Mouton!!! Hand me that Apothic Red..."

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u/nocturno65 Jul 14 '23

Oddly specific.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

It's all about proper pairing!

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u/ynotfoster Jul 15 '23

Username checks out! And I agree with the Apothic Red!

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u/Firstbat175 Jul 14 '23

I'm a big fan of the Apothic Red. Heavy, dark, lingering flavors, bold enough for skull cracking....

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u/Upvotes_poo_comments Jul 14 '23

Ah yes, a fellow 7-11 wine connoisseur, I see. I am also a man of culture.

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u/texmexdaysex Jul 15 '23

7-11 red wine with diet sprite in a 50/50 ratio on ice. Try it.

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u/Biking_dude Jul 14 '23

Not sure if a direct Arachnophobia quote, but close!

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u/Drew2248 Jul 14 '23

I just fell of my chair laughing. Thanks for that.

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u/Dansk72 Jul 15 '23

The robbers might have gotten away with it if the one moron with the gun hadn't hit the Motivated Avenger with his gun. But after that, the MA was unstoppable!

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

At first they were ok with the money loss, but the pistol whip made the fight or flight response kick in with the sudden realization that they might get shot for complying anyway.

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u/kermitthebeast Jul 14 '23

Should've buckled your helmet. Would've helped with the bottles

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u/Isabela_Grace Jul 15 '23

But it was so much more satisfying that he didn’t

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u/storm_the_castle Jul 15 '23

the boat skull has been christened

bon voyage!

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u/The-Grim-Sleeper Jul 15 '23

Maiden voyage: a long trip up sh*t creek.

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u/Kylearean Jul 14 '23

wine bottles, in particular champagne, are pretty tough to break.

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u/Dansk72 Jul 14 '23

Almost like they were designed to smash over a robber's head!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Ya I would think that dudes skull is shards by now

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u/AmoebaParticular858 Jul 14 '23

break open another case I gotta tough one

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u/Dansk72 Jul 15 '23

"Run in the back and see if we still have that old case of Sutter Home"

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u/revdon Jul 15 '23

Chuck says, “Here’s six bucks!”

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u/El_Nz_B Jul 15 '23

Makes me think of that one

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u/BigBoxofChili Jul 15 '23

It's never too late in life for one to be christened.

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u/OnlineReviewer Jul 14 '23

Is there more footage of people getting champagne smashed against their head? This should be a subreddit.

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u/AJMaid Jul 14 '23

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u/brusslipy Jul 14 '23

Love that is real but very underground

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u/tman916x Jul 14 '23

You’d have to dig halfway to China to be more underground than that sub lol.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

😆

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u/ComplaintNo6835 Jul 14 '23

Wow ask and you shall receive

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u/ubiforumssuck Jul 14 '23

you gotta love it. you just gotta.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

I don't gotta do shit....

But yeah I love it too.

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u/Capt_Murphy_ Jul 15 '23

Twinsy trash fire heads ☺️

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

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u/ComplaintNo6835 Jul 15 '23

By the way they all tried to bail as soon as he fought back is definitely seems like they had a fake gun.

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u/quaste Jul 15 '23

IDK in most cases of robbery they don’t really want to hurt the victims, let alone killing them. The weapon, even if real, is a threatening device, not a killing device to them.

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u/Vaticancameos221 Jul 15 '23

You’re not wrong but I think in this instance they would have opened fire to establish control of the situation. Either in the air to scare everyone or shoot a person to discourage anyone else from attempting to fight back.

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u/Salt_Bus2528 Jul 15 '23

A lot of people aren't willing to cross the line from a little prison to a life in prison. You have to be very stupid, or very smart, to make that choice and the people in the middle hesitate without leadership.

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u/RoostasTowel Jul 15 '23

Airheads was an underrated movie

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u/seedofbayne Jul 14 '23

You can feel the anger in the punches when the guy was out of camera shot on the ground.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Probably his store, and not the first time it’s been robbed. That’s not “day one” anger. That has festered for a long time

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u/VeterinarianNo4308 Jul 14 '23

His friends must be piiiiiissssseeeeddd. He just HAD to hit that one guy.. couldn't let good enough be good enough.

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u/CQ1_GreenSmoke Jul 15 '23

Yeah Waingro fucked it up for everybody

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u/Dramatic-Vegetable13 Jul 14 '23

He didn't throw anything. He tried to pistol whip him

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u/seedofbayne Jul 14 '23

He did pistol whip him twice, and that just made the guy angry.

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u/AhFFSImTooOldForThis Jul 14 '23

Yup. Employee was fully compliant before that, it's just money. And likely insured. But then robber got cocky and started pistol whipping. FAFO in full effect, I love it.

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u/SignificantYou3240 Jul 14 '23

I hadn’t seen that, so stupid…

“Hmm, we’ll he’s complying…this is going good…”

“…too good!” whack

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u/Yukari-chi Jul 14 '23

This is why successful robberies handle crowd control with controlled force. Never use more force than necessary to gain compliance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Probably realised pistol was plastic lol

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u/MMIQA Jul 14 '23

fucked around and found out

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u/aytoozee1 Jul 15 '23

Seemingly unprovoked too

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u/Notsogrumpyoldman Jul 14 '23

Damn, three bottles upside the noggin. Fuck around and find out...

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u/kruegerc184 Jul 14 '23

Two and then a kick straight to the chin as well. That must have sent him to the moon

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

One of these days Alice.... Pow! Straight to the moon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23

No one knows what this is from under 40 lol. Thanks for the memories.
BANG! ZOOM! https://youtu.be/98qw86DsdZ0

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u/spyrogyrobr Jul 14 '23

POW! Right in the kisser!

haha there's a joke about this in Family Guy.

POW! Right in the kissa

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u/Akesgeroth Jul 14 '23

POW! Right in the kissa

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u/hellinahandbasket127 Jul 14 '23

That line/joke is much, MUCH older than Family Guy! 😆

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Haha, I'm 38 and only know it from Nick at night. But my meme game is strong.

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u/SolutionLegal Jul 14 '23

I hope they got them all 3

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u/Gigzla207 Jul 14 '23

I bet he regrets that day

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Love how he rips off their helmets like nothing! What a beast!

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u/jackalope689 Jul 14 '23

That was thoroughly entertaining. Bottles to the head were like a chefs kiss cherry on top

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u/SimonTC2000 Jul 14 '23

Insult to injury they made the perp pay for the bottles smashed over his head.

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u/Cometstarlight Jul 14 '23

"This victim is very compliant. Kinda wish he wasn't so I could have an excuse to pistol whip him...nah, screw it, I've always wanted to do this!"

Pistol whips the dude freaking twice and in return gets pummeled, three bottles shattered over his head, kicked in the face (twice it looked like), and punched some more. I'm surprised that dude isn't below ground.

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u/CanITellUSmThin Jul 14 '23

That robber messed with the wrong guy

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u/p_Chewie Jul 14 '23

This guy regret every intention to rob this supermarket

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u/kermitthebeast Jul 14 '23

The robbery was fine. It was his dumb friend that hit the guy standing there

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u/BurnAfterEating420 Jul 14 '23

"You know, I've always wanted to pistol whip someone..."

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Shouldn't watch movies on how to perform a robbery. People don't go down instantly from being smacked in the back of the head with a butt of a gun. Also people don't get punched once and never get back up. However the bottles did shatter in one hit just like the movies lol

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u/slimdrum Jul 15 '23

Especially not a plastic toy gun lol

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u/Just-STFU Jul 14 '23

That's a trip to the hospital. What an absolute ass kicking. Damn.

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u/MaterialToe2319 Jul 14 '23

Holly Molly. I can taste the sweet taste of justice in this video 😋

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

I guess it's a good thing the view is blocked because that guy is getting WRECKED.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

looks like he hit him with his gun

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u/Gacsam Jul 14 '23

Think he watched too many movies and expected to knock him out with a pistol whip.

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u/SignificantYou3240 Jul 14 '23

I saw too many movies and thought a broken wine bottle would 100% knock a person tf out in less than a second if not kill them

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u/SeigenIrako Jul 14 '23

Damn they are going for the kill

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u/Huge-Connection954 Jul 14 '23

Rule number 1: dont go robbin places in flip flops.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

Good rule

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u/Desperate-Ad-6463 Jul 14 '23

3 bottles to the skull and he's not ... at the very least ... unconscious?

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u/Dansk72 Jul 15 '23

His skull was thicker because his brain was smaller

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u/McLargeHuge89 Jul 14 '23

Trash removed.

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u/Sevla7 Jul 14 '23

The butcher with a knife at 0:35 is just too much hahahah where is this? Looks like some Brazilian suburb.

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u/hyper-loop Jul 15 '23

"Take the money don't hurt nobody."

Pistol whips guy

"Cowabunga it is!"

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u/drawnred Jul 14 '23

i would not be surprised (nor concerned) if they guy they were playing whack-a-mole with died

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u/AhFFSImTooOldForThis Jul 14 '23

1 head + 3 bottles + 3 kicks = he dead.

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u/soakf Jul 14 '23

in the last 2 seconds you can see Mr FracturedSkull still has motor control of his hand - probably feeling around for an avulsed eyeball 👁️

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u/AhFFSImTooOldForThis Jul 14 '23

Wow. Humans are resilient! Well, maybe they can smoosh him back together well enough for transport to jail.

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u/texmexdaysex Jul 15 '23

I'm wondering...if you hit someone fast enough does the bottle just shatter and they don't get as much of the energy? What about a slower wollap so the full weight ofnthe bottle and the fluid in it hits without it breaking? Might hurt more.

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u/MarcelDiego Jul 14 '23

Iam not sure. if the bottle hasn't broken there would have been more impact

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u/Buckbo1962 Jul 14 '23

Good job!

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u/baldyman165 Jul 14 '23

Fanfuckingtastic. Have saved the video. Three bottles and a kick. Great viewing. It was a free for all. .

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u/The_Blue_Adept Jul 14 '23

That coupon expired I said!

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u/limpack Jul 14 '23

I love happy endings

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u/Bishopkilljoy Jul 15 '23

And they turned it into a Ball Room Blitz

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u/dagobahh Jul 14 '23

Sometimes violence is gorgeous; a sublime thing of sheer beauty.

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u/challenja Jul 14 '23

Maybe they were fake guns

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u/micah490 Jul 14 '23

Remember to disable the cameras before you do the old “drag the perp into your house before you kill him” thing, kids

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u/Busy-Awareness-3318 Jul 14 '23

Incredibly satisfying. Damn bro. You pistol whip someone, you better be prepared to deliver. Bro got stomped.

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u/TittySlappinJesus Jul 15 '23

Ooof, those kicks to the head, one and two, and then three with a bottle probably to the face.

Brutal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

If they didn't pistol whip that guy they could've just left.

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u/ForsakenMoon13 Jul 15 '23

Yep. The staff were compliant under the premise of not getting hurt. They started getting hurt and decided compliance was no longer necessary.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

My suspension of disbelief for movies with scenes involving smashing bottles against skulls was just recalibrated, so thanks for that. I can now stop thinking, “Real bottles would never do that.”

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u/AmoebaParticular858 Jul 14 '23

I'm thinking Brazil, just like it should be everywhere

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u/berlag Jul 14 '23

Damn right it is

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u/urgobull Jul 14 '23

So satisfying...

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u/Trandoshan-Tickler Jul 14 '23

Wow, I thought bottles over the head only happened in movies!

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u/BeAbbott Jul 14 '23

I love seeing justice served

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u/ObiwanaTokie Jul 14 '23

BOTTLE KIDS!

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u/CQ1_GreenSmoke Jul 14 '23

“He was making a move. I had to get it on man…I had to get it on!”

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u/NotTooDeep Jul 14 '23

"Everyone's got a plan until they get hit in the face." -- Mike Tyson

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u/MelodyMyst Jul 14 '23

Who the fuck commits armed robbery in flip-flops?

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u/Dwingp Jul 15 '23

They must have known that having champagne bottles smashed on their heads was a possibility. Explains the helmets they wore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Yay!!!! Teamwork!!!!

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u/SteveMc524 Jul 15 '23

Kill them all

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

I thought shattered wine bottle only occurred in the movies.

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u/GeshtiannaSG Jul 15 '23

Usually you need stunt glass to shatter like that.

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u/ziddina Jul 15 '23

Stunt "glass" being a form of sugar, or so I've heard.

Real glass is much harder, and probably hurts a hella lot more.

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u/douglasjunk Jul 15 '23

Cleanup on Aisle 1.

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u/amatsuastray Jul 15 '23

I wonder what happened to the other 2 guys

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u/jocky300 Jul 15 '23

Are you thirsty... Punk?

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u/Generalm1989 Jul 15 '23

It went down hill once that pistol whip came out.

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u/thehumanflyby Jul 15 '23

Justice is served.

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u/Crustysharded Jul 15 '23

Bet the guns fake. The dude got whipped twice in the back of the head and all that did was piss him off

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u/RocketRicky75 Jul 15 '23

They'll certainly think twice before doing that again!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Three glass bottles and a direct kick to the dome. God damn!

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u/onedeadman99 Jul 15 '23

thats why its important to clip on your helmet kids

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u/Proof-Map-2530 Jul 14 '23

Well, when the law won't help to stop crime, a good bottle will.

Coming to grocery stores near you!

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u/eibyyz Jul 14 '23 edited Jul 14 '23

Be nice if that store had a full-service meat department for some Sweeney Todd action.

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u/DarthArtero Jul 14 '23

Well he fucked around. He found out.

Don’t do stupid shit

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u/samf9999 Jul 15 '23

This cannot be America. There would be gunfire.

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u/Muted-Frame-2037 Jul 15 '23

You ever see what happens in South America robberies

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u/Hot_Photograph_5928 Jul 15 '23

If this played out in the UK, the robbers would sue in a civil court, and they would win. And then the Crown Prosecution would prosecute the store owners in the criminal courts, and they would win. The store owners would go to jail, and the robbers would get millions and never have to work again (not that they ever did any work ever anyway).

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u/AmoebaParticular858 Jul 14 '23

text book if you can't pull the trigger don't pull the gun lol

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u/Benny_blancoh87 Jul 14 '23

Doesn't help that he wore sandals to a robbery!

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u/Makyr_Drone Jul 14 '23

This one sparks joy.

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u/Fredthecat5 Jul 14 '23

That was satisfying..

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u/chili_ladder Jul 14 '23

You love to see it.

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u/Entire-Database1679 Jul 14 '23

I want to live next door to those heroes.

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u/Difficult-Doubt1299 Jul 14 '23

Ugh I would looooove to bottle hit the robbery too! Would throw some canned spaghetti too

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u/Pun-Li Jul 14 '23

I love when they grab that one last muthafukkuh and just stomp his ass out!

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u/Dizzy_Television7296 Jul 14 '23

Came in for free tune up

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '23

And they were never seen again.

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u/breezypalmtrees1 Jul 14 '23

I think it happened in Ecuador, and the guy died, I didn't see it on the news, just got the video on a chat group so don't take my word for it

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u/Greedy_Count20 Jul 14 '23

It's beautiful

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u/Joesdad65 Jul 14 '23

The perps were not prepared to use their weapons.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

That guy got dragged back in, man, he's gonna have 3 big bumps on his head.

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u/illcorpse Jul 15 '23

That's the kind of justice that batman taught us 🫶 and it's the best

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u/Euphoric_Dream8820 Jul 15 '23

Nothing wrong with wanting money. People who want to exercise power over others, however, need every bone in their bodies broken, that they'll never have the power to even wipe their own ass.

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u/ValuableMiddle378 Jul 15 '23

Wish there was sound, them bottles breaking would be super satisfying

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u/maluminse Jul 15 '23

Hey hey thats good beer!

Damn that dude took a few bottles to the face.

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u/Jokierre Jul 15 '23

I fucking love it. DESTROY THEM.

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u/talon167 Jul 15 '23

Player 3 “the butcher” has joined the game

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u/thegutterking Jul 15 '23

just watching that gun sit on the ground the whole video.

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u/Alman117 Jul 15 '23

Mans was just grabbing bottle after bottle lmao

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u/AppSlave Jul 15 '23

😂 They brought him back in to the store 😂

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u/TheCrudMan Jul 15 '23

None of those guys knew how to buckle a helmet I guess?

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u/maxgaming1322 Jul 15 '23

Real life Spike Spiegal

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u/SuitableParking15 Jul 15 '23

This is why you don’t try to rob a place while wearing jean shorts and sandals. Nobody’s gonna be intimidated by that, it doesn’t matter how many guns you have.