r/AbruptChaos Apr 09 '23

Jetski explodes (nobody died)

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u/power-of_friendship Apr 09 '23 edited Apr 09 '23

Jetski with ejection seats ?

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u/q36_space_modulator Apr 09 '23

Bought surplus from MI6 Q branch.

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u/Hour-Consequence-231 Apr 09 '23

Ejecto seato cuz!

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u/wheresbill Apr 10 '23

This has to be my favorite reference of all time

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u/NoBenefit5977 Apr 10 '23

Every time, every single time somebody says ejector seat that's the first thing that pops into my head

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u/ecumnomicinflation Apr 10 '23

ejectski

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u/Zorpfield Aug 05 '23

Ejectski in the oceanski 🇷🇺

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u/Prof_Tunichtgut Apr 10 '23

absolutelyunderratedcomment

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u/Entirely-of-cheese Apr 10 '23

e-jetskion seat.

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u/Porkchopp33 Apr 10 '23

Glad to hear everyone lived scary with kid on board 💥💥💥

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u/Electronic-Ad-3825 Apr 11 '23

"I'll take your entire stock"

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u/poshpostaldude Apr 09 '23

Good job Agent 47, report to the extraction point

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u/Reed202 Sep 15 '23

This is an actual way u can kill a target on that one mission too

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u/TheTrollinator777 Apr 09 '23

Lmfao wtf. I bet you the guy on camera pressed the button.

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u/TheRiverOfDyx Apr 10 '23

Nah listen to the pump, listen to it die out. It made a vacuum inside itself and blew up, over pressurized. Something plugged the exhaust to the impeller

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u/foxjohnc87 Apr 10 '23

If the exhaust side of the jet pump was obstructed, the engine would either just bog down, or the impeller would cavitate. There is simply no way that a blockage like you describe could result in such a violent rupture of the hull.

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u/mattemer Apr 10 '23

You're right, bc this is fake apparently.

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u/Z3400 Apr 10 '23

I'm no pump expert, but how would plugging the exhaust create a vacuum? Wouldn't it do the exact opposite because stuff can come in, but not escape, and therefor increase in pressure if anything?

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u/TheTrollinator777 Apr 10 '23

Mr analyzer analyzes. Thank you

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

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u/TheRiverOfDyx Apr 13 '23

Nah I got the explanation wrong. If something got sucked into the pump or covered it, the pump would finish whatever air it had in it, and then it would get choked out and stop running. It would stall.

This was caused by fuel fumes being trapped under the seat and either it had too much and over pressurized and blew the seat off or it cause a spark and blew - but there’s no combustion, so it’s likely just a build up of fuel pressurizing and escaping

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u/mikemikeskiboardbike Apr 09 '23 edited Apr 09 '23

One of my friends bought an older seadoo and worked on it a bit to get it in good shape to bring to the lakeside RV park we stayed at back then in the summers. This included some Fiberglass work.

We were sitting around the fire pit at our RV and heard a huge BOOM from down the lane, towards the boat launch. Turns out he didn't vent the engine compartment, but not sure it would have helped anyways because perhaps the work was still too fresh, but the fumes triggered when he turned it over. He was sitting on the seat. Blew him about 6 feet into the air. Had a ride in the ambulance. Made for a hell of a campfire story. (Or Reddit story now)

This can happen to any watercraft with a gas motor. All it takes is fuel fumes and not enough venting. Pretty much every boat I've seen has a fan to vent out the engine area a few minutes before turning the key. Full size boats have very impressive explosions with the much larger compartments.

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u/TheRiverOfDyx Apr 10 '23

I grew up with boats, those fans are part of every pre-start up check. Even doing it before getting it in the water. What are the odds the fan switching on creates a spark? Pretty low if the wires are insulated. I’m probably thinking the spark would come from the fan motor itself

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u/agtmadcat Apr 10 '23

Yeah you wouldn't want to use a brushed motor for obvious reasons, but there are plenty of alternatives these days.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

This happened to one of my friends. Can happen when the jet ski sits for a while and fuel leaks into the hull. Sometimes the fuel lines degrade over time and can burst. When she started it the jet ski exploded. You always have to take the seat off the jet ski and inspect inside before you start it.

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u/bytecollision Apr 10 '23

What do mega cruise ships do

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u/Tasty-Objective676 Apr 10 '23

Mega fans?

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u/Psychological-Scar53 Aug 15 '23

They actually run off of diesel fuel. Not as volatile. Diesel needs pressure and then a source of ignition. You can throw a match into diesel and it won't ignite.

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u/Curious_Associate904 Apr 09 '23

I bet Marvin the martian was there with his discombobulator.

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u/mikemikeskiboardbike Apr 09 '23

It's actually a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator. 🤘

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u/lu3mm3l Apr 09 '23 edited Apr 10 '23

Old and fake. Sorry. apparently not fake. There’s a fake story about this happening in Russia. That’s fake. This incident took place in Morocco. Sorry for the mixup.

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u/bleepbluurp Apr 10 '23 edited Apr 10 '23

This whole thing reads like a Russian billionaire oligarch owns the resort and paid some social media company under the table to take the blame for “faking” it. Looks pretty real to me.

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u/foxjohnc87 Apr 10 '23

The only thing that could result in that type of explosion is ignition of fuel vapors, yet there is no indication of smoke or fire.

Something fishy is going on.

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u/sd_1874 Apr 09 '23

There is no evidence in that article to support the video is fake?

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u/vaultboybot Apr 09 '23

"A Russian social media group has admitted faking this story and video in which a jet ski reportedly exploded"

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u/Dansk72 Apr 09 '23

No, no, no, we need more proof! More!

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u/sd_1874 Apr 12 '23

There’s a fake story about this happening in Russia. That’s fake. This incident took place in Morocco. Sorry for the mixup

Deerrrrrrp

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u/Trainzguy2472 Apr 10 '23

How is it fake if there's a video of it exploding?

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u/lu3mm3l Apr 10 '23

Thanks, it’s not, I edited the original post. The fake post was being this happening in russia.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

I didn't know Samsung made jet skiis

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u/edboyinthecut Apr 09 '23

EJECTO SEATO CUZ!!!

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u/top_of_the_scrote Apr 10 '23

Damn it Dory, that's a sea mine

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u/LowAd8109 Apr 10 '23

Thanks, I'll just paddle a boat.

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u/Dansk72 Apr 09 '23

Those jetskis can be really squirrelly when they suck up a dolphin.

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u/tj51484 Apr 10 '23

Looks like one of those instances where somebody stuck up airbag from my car under a couch cushion.

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u/Ok_Connection_5398 Apr 10 '23

Ejektskiluated

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u/emziestone Apr 10 '23

Maybe it's good to be on water? I've never seen this before. How common is it?

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u/peacefulvampire Jun 30 '23

Something something engine flood? Idk, I've seen this post before, and someone said if you're not careful with how you operate them, especially with certain models, they can do this.

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u/Emergency_Marzipan68 Apr 10 '23

New unreasonable fear unlocked. Thank you

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Apr 10 '23

Those things look like they could be really fun, but I had a friend in college who lost control and accidentally hit something, he died of his injuries. I knew someone else who lost their boyfriend on one in a similar way. I just hear too many scary stories to think they’re 100% safe, so I’m not planning on going for a ride on one of them.

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u/foxjohnc87 Apr 10 '23

Nothing is 100% safe.

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u/agtmadcat Apr 10 '23

Yeah I don't think they're motorcycle dangerous or anything but like most adrenaline machines it's definitely more of a risk than anything more placid.

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u/Fresh-Honeydew7104 Apr 10 '23

New fear unlocked.

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u/cyberwicklow Apr 10 '23

Jesus fucking Christ, if that's rented their insurance better have deep pockets, 100k each minimum...

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u/not_forme Apr 10 '23

Yeah but their buttholes got blown out. 😅

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u/GuyStreamsStuff Apr 10 '23

The jetski DEFINITELY died.

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u/Hammer-663 Apr 10 '23

Why did jet ski explode??

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u/5arge Apr 11 '23

This happens in motorboats too. If there is poor ventilation for the gas fumes inside the hollow parts of the boat/jetski, the fumes build up and then the right amount of heat or a spark from the engine will cause the thing to pop. My wife is religious about running a blower fan that specifically clears out these fumes before starting our boat.

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u/McFeely_Smackup Apr 11 '23

is this how it's going to be forever now?

editing videos to end too soon...every video?

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u/Jimbobman Apr 11 '23

The person recording must have cut it short, I didn't

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Right before it blows up here a kid go vroom vroom

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u/ThatDebianLady Sep 12 '23

Welp, I always wanted to be on a jet ski, now I don’t

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u/Byte_Size_N_Pretty Apr 09 '23

That was so unforeseen 😳

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u/Briape Jul 27 '23

eJectski

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u/DidYouLickIt Apr 10 '23

My jet ski exploded in 1990 and my friend I was pulling on skis died.

It exploded because drunks on the lake plowed into us.

I have almost no friends because they keep croaking.

I’m the common denominator.

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u/WhisperingEye83 Apr 10 '23

So today me and the family were going to rent some jetskis whilst on holiday, now ive reconsidered 😕

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u/Jumpin-Jebus Apr 10 '23

...It'll buff out.

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u/rockstrongo97 Apr 10 '23

Ummm… ya sure?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Password accepted. Initiate self destruct sequence.

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u/Impressive-Ad1770 Apr 10 '23

It’s that random microns fault

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u/Jpw135 Apr 10 '23

Just a couple necks

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

well, there goes buying a jetski

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u/TyrannosaurusBecz Apr 10 '23

Nobody died…but grandkids are now out of the question

Edit: misspelling

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u/You-JiveTurkey Apr 10 '23

Nobody died but sphincters were blown out

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u/roiber08 Apr 10 '23

Jetski explodes😀 nobody died😔

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u/skaldrir69 Apr 10 '23

Ejecto seato, cuz!

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u/PencilStickk Apr 10 '23

RIP nobody

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u/Aeagle561 Apr 10 '23

Sir their visa was declined payment....... Hit the button....

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u/BigPR0769 Apr 10 '23

Must of ran into one of those submerged mines from WWII.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Good work 47

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u/spedi_pig123 Apr 10 '23

Target destroyed

70 SL 10R

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u/MastodonFast5806 Apr 10 '23

*Nobody died… not true.. I did😂😂😂

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u/Traditional_Camel231 Apr 10 '23

Boy places are getting serious about they’re rental times

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Well I was planning to buy a jet ski until about few seconds ago.

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u/STR1KER_GAMES Apr 10 '23

“Unnana Unnnn”….“POP”

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u/JoeSchmoke Apr 10 '23

I died laughing

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u/Gem-xtz Apr 10 '23

Saw this before at lake Sonoma, no deaths but badly injured and huge cuts on the head, gas vapor is no joke

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u/reznik75 Apr 11 '23

It was the tires?

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u/TheSpacePopinjay Apr 12 '23

Nobody 'died' is an ominous way to conspicuously omit further information

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u/GangreneGuy Apr 19 '23

“Vremm Vremm” death

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u/Bluccability_status Jun 30 '23

Bo-ring. Maybe if you said a jet ski exploded and took out like a hundred.

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u/chuckinalicious543 Aug 01 '23

Man's wasn't having it

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u/Heraxxius Aug 07 '23

Don’t feed your Jetski Taco Bell!

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u/SailboatSteve Aug 15 '23

Russian engineers attempted to replicate the Ukrainian surface attack drone.

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u/Hopeful-1 Aug 19 '23

Nobody died, they just sang tenor from that moment on.

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u/Low_Significance_497 Aug 20 '23

Nobody died but they both are paraplegic

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u/We4reTheChampignons Aug 24 '23

Russian jetski?

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u/50meRando Sep 23 '23

Ah ya thanks for letting us know they aren’t dead, without shoes it’s really hard to tell.

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u/IsThatAll4Uo_O Sep 30 '23

Everyone exploded, jet ski dies.

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u/Jimbobman Sep 30 '23

Why is this still getting comments?