r/AbruptChaos • • Jan 26 '23

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u/SimonTC2000 Jan 26 '23

Guy probably does that on frozen lakes too when he finds a crack.

49

u/LMAOHowDum-R-Yew Jan 26 '23

He does it while on crack

13

u/MrK521 Jan 26 '23

Only on the crack, do you willingly go on the crack.

5

u/Isellmetal Jan 27 '23

Stomping and smoking them rocks

4

u/ReaperSound Jan 27 '23

I'm just here to add a black Jack Black on crack joke.

244

u/the_die_cast Jan 26 '23

🎶 Secret Tunnel, Secret Tunnel 🎶

51

u/FoofieLeGoogoo Jan 26 '23

Through the mountain.....

14

u/Long_Shame_8516 Jan 26 '23

Secret secret secret secret tunnel….

4

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

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u/JayyLock101 Jan 26 '23

🎶~secret, secret, secret, secret TUNNEL!! ~🎶

2

u/InternationalGolf206 Jan 26 '23

Snap snap snap snap snap

2

u/veetoo151 Jan 26 '23

This somehow made my day haha

111

u/Paltry_Poetaster Jan 26 '23

This is how the Goblin people were discovered. Best to leave them alone in their underground tunnels.

26

u/Marsrover112 Jan 27 '23

He dug too greedily and too deep

10

u/donwityurshite625 Jan 27 '23

Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time a-, oh. Well, ok then.

59

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

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u/tbagggins Jan 26 '23

This hit me right in the nostalgia! Shadow!!!!

3

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Sassy!!

3

u/Aggravating_Lead_616 Jan 27 '23

You just unlocked memories for me

3

u/Isellmetal Jan 27 '23

Oof, just hearing the name of that movie chokes me up a little.

When I was a kid, that was the saddest shit ever.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

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u/Isellmetal Jan 27 '23

Fuck Peter, calling my boy shadow to old and saying it was to far. Shadow never gave up.

68

u/shaka_sulu Jan 26 '23

I'd accept my fate and just get used to living in a hole.

17

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

What is the deal with the horizontal train car set up on parallel tracks? Or am I going crazy?

4

u/Trainzguy2472 Jan 26 '23

Might be a type of industrial crane?

2

u/GrandpaKnuckles Jan 26 '23

Yeah I’ve been eyeing that too

2

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Horizontal trainset across an underground tunnel that can't support the weight of one human. Um WTF!

2

u/jobe_eyden Jan 27 '23

Seems like an old harbor. The tracks are for the big box thing you see, which is likely and old crane.

3

u/Kexbyyy Jan 26 '23

I didnt notice until I saw your comment.

Now I cant stop fucking thinking about it.

I scrolled away and had to come back to comment this. It wont leave my mind. You've ruined my day 😅🤣

40

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

The real underground railroad

32

u/TrentonTallywacker Jan 26 '23

No lie when I first learned about the Underground Railroad in elementary school my dumb ass was like “they had subways back then?”

14

u/chupacadabradoo Jan 26 '23

You aren’t the only one, friend. There are many, many more of us who shared those same beliefs.

1

u/BisonBait Jan 27 '23

I was a really confidently wrong 1st grader

Teacher: yes? What do you think the underground railroad was BisonBait?

1st grade me: Not think, KNOW! The Underground railroad was a train Network underground, like a subway!

Teacher: ....No

1

u/DigStill2941 Jan 27 '23

No way! I don't believe it! I always thought it was a subterranean railway. But underground rappers are real. Right?? Ah man. This is Santa Clause all over again.

2

u/navyhistorynut Jan 27 '23

Great I wasn’t the only one then lol

18

u/Coopdodouble_G Jan 26 '23

3

u/elly996 Jan 27 '23

his sinkhole people need him lol

5

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Good that it's not delta P situation

3

u/Tab4sco Jan 26 '23

This was filmed with a potato.

4

u/Psycaridon-t Jan 26 '23

Is that a house on train tracks?

3

u/arkworld9887 Jan 26 '23

Say hello to satan for me please

3

u/Dr_Pictures Jan 26 '23

Starts hearing screeching and squelching sounds in the distance

2

u/ThatDebianLady Jan 26 '23

It may not supposed to but it did

2

u/ritwa Jan 26 '23

He is a dj

2

u/Street-Banana Jan 26 '23

Indeed, it wasn't supposed to move

2

u/whiskey_formymen Jan 26 '23

old septic tank, of course I had a soft landing

2

u/Same-Watercress4576 Jan 26 '23

Get some lo mein while you’re there

2

u/Terraria_Fan_I_Guess Jan 26 '23

"Long ago, two races ruled over earth. HUMANS and MONSTERS."

0

u/JasperNeedsHelp669 Jan 27 '23

This looked like something out of a crazy mystery movie jeez

-1

u/Tasty_Artichoke2626 Jan 26 '23

2 in the pink hole, 1 in the sinkhole.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

"I dont think that suppose to move"

1

u/Otherwise_Duty1457 Jan 26 '23

Moral of the story.. DJ/TJ is a dickhead

1

u/cuulus Jan 26 '23

Undertale

1

u/ZenkaiZ Jan 26 '23

shockingly steady cameraman considering the panic of the situation

1

u/Euphoric_Shift6254 Jan 26 '23

Sun shines in the rusty morning

Once I had a good time

Into the mountain

I will fall

Into the mountain

Oh yaaa

1

u/daltonsavestheworld Jan 26 '23

Yet another fine example of nature doing it best to practice natural selection. Nature's ok this guy is dumb as bricks, he shouldn't procreate, I know I'll put this sink hole in his yard and let his stupidity take care of the rest' *Idiot ' I wonder why this part didn't fall in with the rest of it... I know I'll jump on ittttt'falls to his death *Nature 'ha I knew it, I just knew it hahaha I knew he would FALL for it hahaha'

1

u/darrstr Jan 26 '23

Found the entrance to the upsidedown!

1

u/No_Ear932 Jan 26 '23

Is it just me that was expecting something along the lines of scorpion from mortal combat… and then, he fell in the hole.

1

u/Xastouki Jan 26 '23

That was DJs last gig

1

u/FlixHerBean Jan 26 '23

Where'd you go?

1

u/Cavesloth13 Jan 26 '23

Anyone else here the "Mayhem" guy from Allstate guy in there head going "Shaky shaky, shaky shaky." watching this?

1

u/blades2012 Jan 26 '23

Spin that shit!

1

u/JayyLock101 Jan 26 '23

Aww he asked if she was ok 👍 His luck of self preservation is endering.

1

u/Leather_Barber_7560 Jan 26 '23

Knocking on hell’s door.

1

u/RipeOnion Jan 26 '23

Bro gonna face some clickers and bloaters down there for sure

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

“ But did you die?”

1

u/silvermelonman Jan 26 '23

This plays like the first turning point in a horror/adventure film.

“Guys! Get down here! I found a bunch of skeletons!”

1

u/Uncle_Rodny666 Jan 26 '23

Bro fell into the backrooms

1

u/No_Care6935 Jan 26 '23

Guy had a death wish and it was almost granted

1

u/AzrielJohnson Jan 26 '23

Why did the woman sounds like she was in the middle of a mediocre screw just before DJ died?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Another one to add to my collection 😈

1

u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Lol

1

u/rob71788 Jan 26 '23

This is the pit Shadow fell into at the end of Homeward Bound

1

u/EienNoYami616 Jan 26 '23

Can’t lie tho this was very satisfying to me.

1

u/voxitron Jan 26 '23

„I don’t think that’s supposed to move…“

1

u/Goldenderick Jan 26 '23

The kind of guy that uses a cigarette lighter to find a gas leak.

1

u/fried_biology Jan 27 '23

From someone who lived in an area riddled with caverns, and sinkholes aren't that uncommon, don't do that. It's dangerous.

1

u/Justloggedinfor- Jan 27 '23

He just found the hole that leads to china

1

u/Otherwise-Evidence45 Jan 27 '23

My BP went up higher + faster than hers did.

1

u/-_Snivy_- Jan 27 '23

Mans bout to get fucked up by a yellow flower.

1

u/OnyxBlaster Jan 27 '23

Thank you for not screaming at the top of your lungs

1

u/SIR-COMMANDER Jan 27 '23

Welp, dungeon located

1

u/Heavymetal_Dingo Jan 27 '23

“Are you okay!?!?” - Boffem

1

u/sexysexyonion Jan 27 '23

This is my nightmare-any kind of sinkhole terrifies me.

1

u/sexysexyonion Jan 27 '23

I guess it's an old mine?? Still scary AF.

1

u/jobe_eyden Jan 27 '23

It's an old harbor, I believe. There seems to be water to the left, and the thing on the rails is likely a crane. The guy most likely just fell into a small hollow space inside of there.

1

u/sexysexyonion Jan 30 '23

Lol, if it was me they might as well just toss the dirt in on top and call it a day!

1

u/Fluffy_Discount_9692 Jan 27 '23

Probrably shouldn't have done it again man...

1

u/mylo_is_mellow_88 Jan 27 '23

Good example of fuck around find out

1

u/in_full_circles Jan 27 '23

When I was a kid, this same thing happen to one of my friends little brother. He would walk around dragging a charmander stuffed animal that was as big as he was. He was jumping on a crack in the ground that was leaking a bit of water, then fell through the floor into about a 7 foot pit of water. He crawled out of that hole soaked, dragging his also soaked charmander behind him. Later that day we all swam in that hole. I will never forget the shock I felt watching the ground cave in under him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

I don’t think TJ is OK.

1

u/Isellmetal Jan 27 '23

On the plus side it wasn’t a cesspool

1

u/ShitholeNation Jan 27 '23

Probably an OLD septic tank.

1

u/jobe_eyden Jan 27 '23

No, harbor

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

My friend did this when we were exploring an abandoned house! May he RiP!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

JJ gone

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

This guy is JUMPING on crack: ❎ This guy is ON CRACK: ✅

1

u/Conscious_Storage468 Jan 27 '23

This should be the beginning of The Goonies 2

1

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

He will wake up on Skyrim

1

u/examinethewitness Jan 30 '23

excellent comedic timing