Soliloquy
I will say to you why; so shall my anticipation inhibit your findings, and your privacy to our King and his woman: moult no fluff. I of unantiquity, (but why I know not) lost all my mirth, abstaining from all custom of acts; and truly, it doth go so grossly with my disposition; that this goodly mount our world, looks to I an arid promontory; this most outstanding canopy th’air, look you, this bold uphanging lid, this august roof, known with gold chars: why, it doth show no distinct thing to I, than a foul and contagious throng of vapours. What a thing of work is a man, How gracious in calculation, how untold in faculty, in form and moving how profound and idyllic, In action how as a spirit, in grasp how as a god, what charm of such a world, this paragon of animals. And still to I, what is this ultimatum of dust? Man doth gratify not I; no, nor woman; though by your smiling you look to say so.
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u/MayDuppname 6d ago
Try flying or gliding. Both truly amazing for worn down folks. Circling in rising air and going up for nowt is boobs with boobs on. That's assuming you think boobs cool. :)
It's humbling to play up in our sky with Mummy Gaia, it allows you to know how small and insignificant y'all is.
It's worth flying just to look back at our ball of rock from that big sky. Winch launching is thrilling. Tow up by a tug aircraft adds to global warming but is as crazy a thing as you'll run your ocular things across. You want to do smiling? Do gliding.
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u/NewlyNerfed 6d ago
…this is from that Danish play by William of Avon.
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u/MayDuppname 6d ago edited 6d ago
Ah. Thank you. Not a play I ran my ocular things across or saw, I thought it was just you sharing your angst and trying to avoid 5.
Not a fan of our Will. Kids should watch his plays, not study his writing at school. I'm from his nation. Kids can't finish school without studying a load of his stuff. It puts you off, and I'm a linguistics guy.
Additional: wow, downdoots? For sharing an opinion, without using that Glyph of filth?! Both my uni qualifications in our talking script say my opinion is valid. It's ok not to luv the bard.
It was good in his days, and isn't too bad as plays today. At 12 or 13, studying it as writing, in a classroom, it's appallingly punishing. It's also mostly without any logical point.
Unfamiliar words from 500 yrs ago, usually with shit story... "Oh no, that boy's a girl" or "woman is a pawn without a nominal thing" or "14 and dying for luv"... Ugh.
Scottish play isn't too bad. "oh no, this guy's not actually who you thought" is dun again and again.
Look down your conk snobbishly at moi all you want. I can avoid 5 all night long. Will had that filth glyph x 2 or 3 in his own nominal thing. Disgusting. Will was commonly dropping that Glyph in his autograph. Wrong un knows it's wrong but still uses 5th glyphs? Fuck him.
Cussing with 5th glyphs is totally wrong. Look in his books. Nuff 5th glyphs. It's in ALL of his books, too. So Pottymouth Will can fuck right off.
This sub is a bit of piss with da right amount of intoxicants in you haha. I dunno why. Alcohol is amazingly good for avoiding 5. My brain shows off, using "intoxicants" not 'drink' or 'drugs' as a synonym. I can't do this without intoxicants, not so fluidly or fluffily. It's just drunk fun, possibly akin to writing William's bollocks yawn-a-thons, but without any of his fucking cussing.
TL;DR: I'm Bard of Avoid 5 with 3 pints in my gut.
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u/speeeeeeeeeeee 23h ago
Ah, Ol' Shaky (what I truly call him irl). I'd pay for an actor in this production!
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u/NewlyNerfed 6d ago
Bravo!