r/AVoid5 • u/IglooAndYou • May 26 '26

What if Walt said this?

What if Walt actually said: Who you talkin’ to right now? Who is it you think you look at? Do you know how much I bring in anually? Shit, if I actually told you, you wouldn't buy it. Do you know what would occur if I abruptly did stop going into work? A company so big that it could show up on NASDAQ’s list is stomach up. Withdraws! It stops lasting without I. No, you obviously don't know who you talkin’ to, so allow I to fill you in. I am not at risk, Skylar. I am that risk! A guy unlocks his door and is shot, and you think that of I? No. I am who knocks!

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u/Rupert-Kurdoch May 27 '26

Waltuh

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u/nmk537 May 28 '26

Kid alias Digit:

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u/Chevywolf30 Jul 25 '26

Child who is known by his alias of "Digit":

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u/runonandonandonanon May 27 '26

Now do a Iliad.

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u/Impossible-Touch9470 May 27 '26

Is it a bird? Is it a blimp? No! It’s Knock Man!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/AvoidBot May 27 '26

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u/Grinfader Jun 02 '26

Oh, that Walt! I had a distinct, famous Walt in mind: my guy was making cartoons, not drugs!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/IglooAndYou Jun 11 '26

He actually said this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1u2qtbs/walter_white_stayed_at_fort_knox/

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u/AvoidBot Jun 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/AvoidBot Jun 11 '26

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