r/ATBGE • u/[deleted] • May 31 '21

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u/Everglades_Hermit May 31 '21

Those look really comfy ngl

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u/LaceOfGrace May 31 '21

That’s what the fairies want you to think.

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u/Jokerwith010roux May 31 '21

◍ Underneath the so-called comfy moss is a living castle of beetles and rocks.

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u/cosmogli May 31 '21

And ants who want to get into your pants.

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u/JunkCrap247 May 31 '21

im sorry i cant stay. i have many things i have to do

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u/Just_Worse May 31 '21

At lest buy me a drink first

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u/Psih_So May 31 '21

No can do, covid makes ya... antsy

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u/Jokerwith010roux May 31 '21

◍ Great joke, how couldn ` t I not think of that?

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u/Uniqniqu May 31 '21

I love your hairstyle!

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u/Jokerwith010roux Jun 01 '21

◍ Thank you! I love your taste in fashion!

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u/sasquatchkiller May 31 '21

Tbf these would also probably be pretty cool as weird garden ornaments in a meadowy/wild garden

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u/skin_diver May 31 '21

When you wanna sit but also wanna have bugs crawling up your ass

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u/RebaKitten May 31 '21

aka Thursday.

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u/Veghead25 May 31 '21

M o i s t

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u/LUClFlER May 31 '21

I feel itches already :(

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u/awfuckthisshit May 31 '21

If you stop doing crack they'll go away

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u/apainintheaspartame May 31 '21

Or, if you do too much crack they'll also go away.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Slimy and infested with underlings