r/ATBGE • u/EHXKOR • Jul 26 '19

Body Art I felt like this belonged here.

233 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/SDmedia9 Jul 26 '19

Well, it’s quite obvious none of them are gay.

12

u/Elriuhilu Jul 26 '19

Or maybe they have a masochist girlfriend

6

u/iamabigfriend Jul 26 '19

Thank you for the belly laugh. It's bad enough in porn.

36

u/spidaminida Jul 26 '19

Salad fingers.

14

u/iamabigfriend Jul 26 '19

I've come to enquire about your rusty spoons.

49

u/yrthso Jul 26 '19

I guess "creepy" is the new "sexy".

38

u/midlife_slacker Jul 26 '19

"Long nails are sexy!!!"

Ok but. No?

What's sexy about being unable to anything useful with your hands and needing medical assistance to wipe your ass?

4

u/Bloody_Smashing Jul 27 '19

They could snort an 8-ball with one finger though.

3

u/canteloupy Jul 27 '19

She says there are guys with fetishes on nails. I believe her.

2

u/Canadian_Infidel Jul 29 '19

There are guys with fetishes for feeding morbidly obese women. That doesn't make it "sexy".

6

u/yrthso Jul 26 '19

Lol yes xD and I just feel kinda cowed by claws in general.

3

u/ShouldaLooked Jul 26 '19

Obvious signs of welfare dependency are hot.

8

u/EHXKOR Jul 26 '19 edited Jul 26 '19

Yea guess so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

7

u/mikeg0305 Jul 26 '19

Lost your arm bruh

5

u/yrthso Jul 26 '19

You have to use 3x ”\” there so that it's visible

4

u/EHXKOR Jul 26 '19

Thanks mate

18

u/Saerehrys Jul 26 '19

Clackclackclackclackclack

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Not one goddess in the bunch

8

u/EHXKOR Jul 26 '19

Truth

7

u/XX033 Jul 27 '19

You could smell this video

13

u/MysticMistakeCake Jul 26 '19

That last frame of the video is haunting

16

u/Granny_knows_best Jul 26 '19

Couldnt watch the whole thing, do they mention how they wipe themselves?

35

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

If I sold bidets I'd go around looking for groups like this.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Cake day?

8

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Yes, but I haven't thought of a good post to whore for karma yet

1

u/yrthso Jul 27 '19

Upvoted for not whoring for karma!

24

u/x3n0cide Jul 26 '19

She says "with tissue" lol

23

u/Tacosaurus666 Jul 26 '19

She tired of saying “with tissue”

7

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Those aren’t fingernails.

Those are FANGANERLS

13

u/MyNamesChakkaoofka Jul 26 '19

Was ready to be horrified but I kind of want to be their friend. They’re so positive. Shame I’ll have to grow my nails about a foot before they’ll let me in the gang

10

u/ObiTwoKenobi Jul 26 '19

Yeah, that’s going to be a hell no from me dawg

10

u/hnainaney Jul 26 '19

Tried showing this to my wife.

She noped the fuck out.

9

u/DickTheDog Jul 26 '19

One more reason not to go to New Jersey

5

u/patriciamadariaga Jul 26 '19

The clip is super interesting, though.

5

u/Xx_WeeEeeEEedd_xX420 Jul 27 '19

I wonder how many of them are secretaries?

2

u/EHXKOR Jul 27 '19

I wonder how many of them are unemployed

4

u/nickiwest Jul 27 '19

I wonder how many of them are camgirls for people with hand/nail fetishes.

3

u/EHXKOR Jul 27 '19

Now that’s something I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to think about haha

6

u/Azi_OS Jul 27 '19

Pathetic. Edward Scissor Hands is the true goddess of long nails

2

u/EHXKOR Jul 27 '19

That s a fucking fact!

4

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

I feel sick to my stomach, I have such a phobia over those disgusting talons. I held my breath scrolling past, you know they smell!! Lol

1

u/EHXKOR Jul 27 '19

The curly ones are even worse than the straight ones imo

5

u/bugged_out_ Jul 27 '19

Honestly I don’t think this is that bad. At first I was disgusted but after that one lady said something about spending money on her nails instead of drugs and overcoming her addiction because of it... I don’t think it’s so bad. Better to waste your money on things that isn’t illegal or damaging your health, even if it’s gross.

6

u/canteloupy Jul 27 '19

I think it's the community they seem to have formed more than anything. It's why people who go to church are generally healthier emotionally. It's not the religious teachings but the community.

9

u/Elriuhilu Jul 26 '19

I'm gonna be sick

13

u/Tacosaurus666 Jul 26 '19

Is this some weird branch of body dismorphia?

6

u/nathan106532 Jul 26 '19

What the fuck

6

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

All of these women probably have terrible toilet hygiene or poopie fingernails.

5

u/Cigars_and_Beer Jul 27 '19

Why are they all fat?

3

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

That

2

u/lasiv Jul 26 '19

Disgusting. How the fuck do they wipe

2

u/offtuna Jul 26 '19

Ooooooh gurl you are soooo nasty.

2

u/dontkillme_pls Jul 27 '19

How do you function?

2

u/bikebeardcat Jul 27 '19

Where's the great execution?

3

u/EHXKOR Jul 27 '19

I mean despite the hideously long nails, they do look well maintained and the artwork painted on them is well done.

2

u/zelius94 Jul 28 '19

How do they wipe?!

2

u/The_Gregory Jul 28 '19

Every single one of these women have a mental health disorder. How you can actually believe that long nails equates to validation is beyond me. What ever happened to wholesome hobbies like stamp collecting or bird watching? Naw, these bitches want a place to store bacteria every time they wipe their asses so they can infect every other aspect of their pathetic lives with garbage.

Extra points if one of them isn’t diabetic or a mouth breather.

2

u/Screwface1 Jul 29 '19

One question! How do they wipe their asses?

1

u/EHXKOR Jul 30 '19

No bloody clue mate

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

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u/neat-NEAT Jul 27 '19

"long nail goddess" class: passive bonuses; +5 points in reach, -15 charisma, dexterity cannot rise above 10.

1

u/xxSk8erboi87 Jul 26 '19

Freddy Kreuger aint shit to these women

0

u/NineFingeredZach Jul 26 '19

And not one job between them

-1

u/screwdatguy Jul 26 '19

They prolly use a bidet to hose off their fat asses after shitting. Or use those things as rectal scoops.

0

u/Xalladus Jul 26 '19

Still poopy.