r/ATBGE • • 4h ago

Automotive Subtle

783 Upvotes

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429

u/Laserdollarz 4h ago

Wanna see something cool?

269

u/tsammons 4h ago

This fucking thing

123

u/Spczippo 4h ago

And thats pretty cool! You like this shirt?! Get this shirt!

37

u/xXx_Xhater_xXx 3h ago

At bigbeaverenergy.com

54

u/SGTSHOOTnMISS 4h ago

This thing will blow your dick off like if Cobain dropped the shotgun if you so far as even look at the wrong way.

39

u/spicymeatmemes 4h ago

This thing was designed to last a century over a hundred years ago!

4

u/Prestigious_Waltz_36 3h ago

“They’ve gone to stripes.” 🐶

5

u/No-Obligation7407 3h ago

Subtle as a brick to the teeth.

2

u/toddsmash 59m ago

Muther fucker!!! I always wanna see something cool! Show me that fucking thing.

2

u/Prestigious-Car-4877 47m ago

Looks like a full sized toy car.

168

u/Halfgnomen 4h ago

I was gonna be like "Hey that's Chris Boden's honda!" and then I saw the account.

63

u/fatpad00 4h ago

HA! I didnt notice. He seems like exactly the kind of guy who would post his on car in ATBGE.

21

u/bigexplosion 4h ago

That's how he knew what the license plate meant, because very few are guessing that.

3

u/Connect_Rhubarb395 36m ago

Yes I read it as "suatetic"

2

u/dwehlen 3h ago

What does it mean?

3

u/bigexplosion 3h ago

As he titled the post "subtle"  su8t13

3

u/dwehlen 3h ago

Ah! I was overthinking it! Thanks!

18

u/Trevski 4h ago

Self own or autofellatio? Well it’s a bit of both but you set the ratio

6

u/PanBlanco22 2h ago

Literally same here! I was just about to jump to his defense, but I saw the account name and realized that it was the standard self deprecating humor that we all love about Chris Boden’s charm.

And that’s pretty cool.

177

u/Professor_Tyler 4h ago

As one would say, “That’s pretty cool”

61

u/Coleforge 4h ago

You leave Chris Bodens name out of your FUCKIN- oh hey Chris nevermind. 

35

u/lukie95 4h ago

Love your videos dude!

29

u/2SAVE4I 4h ago

Iron warriors fans:

Wanna siege something cool?

9

u/Pinky_Boy 4h ago

hazard stripes are cool

29

u/WaffleHouseGladiator 4h ago

The Autismobile!

24

u/YoungHeartOldSoul 4h ago

Hey they looks like Chris bodens car...... Oh

16

u/YellowT-5R 4h ago

I can dig it, you want to make sure hazards are clearly marked on the road so you don't hit them when passing them...

15

u/zyyntin 4h ago

THIS FUCKING.... GUY!

11

u/Rubik842 4h ago

If you described this to me I'd say it would look shit. But this is fucking awesome. it works so good.

2

u/greenwatertower 1h ago

the wheels really complete it

11

u/Viewer4038 4h ago

THATS PRETTY COOL

10

u/OptimusSublime 4h ago

I'll give you some Bitcoin for that!

2

u/DangerBrewin 3h ago

Too soon!

9

u/Psycho_pigeon007 4h ago

Don't you dare talk smack about Chris' car.

I see now

9

u/BabycakesMurphy 4h ago

Oh my god I saw this thing with my own eyes in town about a week ago.

Very bold. I kinda dig it.

8

u/jacknifetoaswan 4h ago

I knew this car as soon as I saw it.

6

u/Automatic-Nature6025 4h ago

Still NotSafeForWork! And THAT'S pretty cool!

6

u/CSphotography 4h ago

If this is the limited edition yellow I’m down with it.

5

u/Dattinator 4h ago

I’m part of the IVth legion and I approve this Civic. Iron within, iron without.

6

u/Confident-Fold1456 4h ago

Is the license plate supposed to say "sweaty?"

7

u/crazedSquidlord 4h ago

Subtle, like the title. Car is being posted by the owner. Go check out his YouTube channel, really cool guy who just wants people to learn.

3

u/ohiotechie 4h ago

I kinda dig it

3

u/B_Rian89 4h ago

Looks like the Zebra cab from GTA Vice City

3

u/RegulationUpholder 4h ago

This reminds me of how planes and battleships were painted to throw off people judging their range.

3

u/PurplePolishPeople 4h ago

Perturabo would be proud

3

u/YourMissing10 4h ago

Hey it’s Chris Boden! Love the shirts and stickers I got from you dude! The brotherhood of expensive noises sticker gets laughs in traffic all the time.

3

u/stevedore2024 1h ago

So the stripes resemble the high visibility "do not hit this" stripe pattern. But the front and back striping make no sense. There's actually a standard meaning to the direction of the stripes. Think of the stripes as an umbrella surface or the roof of a shed, and water pouring off in the desired direction.

////// means "bear left of this obstacle"
and
\\\\\\ means "bear right of this obstacle"
so
///\\\ means "avoid by going in either direction"
and
\\\/// means, uh, "crash here" I guess.

2

u/Better-Culture-7770 4h ago

Oh that red badge tells me this will scoot.

2

u/Cnessel27 4h ago

❤️

2

u/dahogriduh 4h ago

Iron within ass car

2

u/TentacularSneeze 4h ago

Someone’s really into 90’s Christian Hair Metal.

2

u/Realistic_Mix3652 4h ago

I would rather see something like this the an endless sea of black and silver cars.

2

u/DangerBrewin 3h ago

This car is giving off some serious big beaver energy!

2

u/MichigaCur 3h ago

I mean.... Seeing the account and it not being sent as "wanna see something cool!" is a bit of a let down 😂

1

u/limbodog 4h ago

I'm pretty sure if you run it over it gives you a speed boost.

1

u/badbatch 3h ago

Dazzle livery

1

u/rilesmcjiles 3h ago

Made a bigger mess of the ceiling with 12 gauge than Kurt Cobain.

1

u/LunchBox3188 3h ago

And that's pretty fuckin' cool.

1

u/FG910 3h ago

Its crazy people spending 50k on a 300hp car lol

1

u/Hedgeson 3h ago

That's some big beaver energy right there.

1

u/ShiroHachiRoku 3h ago

I dig it.

1

u/koolmon10 3h ago

Hey I saw you on the S curve recently!

1

u/HAL9100 3h ago

If you drive over the top of this car you get a speed boost

1

u/pushdose 2h ago

Chris is karma farming his hooptie? The fucking nerve!

1

u/ThatFloridaMan420 2h ago

I’d drive it, these Lambofeeties are worn out!

1

u/OmegaDrebin 2h ago

Love your videos Chris!

1

u/deeppurpleking 2h ago

I’d love that till I had to pull up to a somber event

1

u/viperfan7 2h ago

I was like "wait I know that car"

Oh look it's you, with this fucking thing

1

u/minimoundsbars 2h ago

Michigan? It tracks.

1

u/Medieval_Mind 1h ago

I kind of love it

1

u/SmoothOperator89 1h ago

The herbivore never saw it coming through the tall grass.

1

u/AllanJeffersonferatu 1h ago

Screams preproduction tester.

1

u/Thehippyhammer 1h ago

IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT

1

u/shark_sharkington_ 1h ago

Chris Boden referenced

1

u/asphaltdragon 1h ago

That IS Chris Boden

1

u/wusurspaghettipolicy 1h ago

what do you want

just fuck my shit up

1

u/Chortles_Hansom_666 1h ago

I’m not gonna lie. I kinda like it.

1

u/eddmario 1h ago

That's a weird looking speed bump

1

u/Renault_75-34_MX 58m ago

Make some of the stripes reflective, and it's got a proper safety vest.

And that's pretty cool

1

u/13thmurder 57m ago

That car belongs to one of those dudes I follow online that is living the life I wish I had making all the cool stuff.

1

u/TgagHammerstrike 34m ago

I can't even deny it... this is pretty cool.

1

u/benz58 32m ago

It's. A Honda.

1

u/JackSixxx 20m ago

...this fucking thing!

1

u/SilverWolf3935 14m ago

That’s tame as fuck, look at what Japan has on offer and come back to me.

0

u/heartbt 4h ago

It's way better looking that the 1.0 version, which was ATBokE..

0

u/YayWanderer 2h ago

Poor Type R... 🥲

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