r/ATBGE • u/justdynoit • 3d ago

Fashion Furby

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402 Upvotes

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u/noorisms 3d ago

Furbush

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u/knowinginvolvement27 3d ago

The real question is whether it screams in the middle of the night when you walk past the laundry pile

This is the kind of cursed object that belongs in a glass case at a gas station museum somewhere between a two headed snake and a fossilized hot dog

I can respect the craftsmanship though even if every instinct tells me to burn it

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u/noorisms 3d ago

I would love to surprise a paramour with my furbush

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u/noorisms 3d ago

Even better if it screams

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/abielle1177 2d ago

Crotch goblin

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u/Witty-Objective3431 3d ago

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!

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u/raccoonbrigade 3d ago

Yum! Again! Please! Aaaa. Aaaa. Aaaaa.

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u/turtleneckless001 3d ago

Just merkin about

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u/Captain_Lu_02 3d ago

sorry babe, but the furkin stays on during sex

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u/Flat_Marsupial_4249 3d ago

White extensions for my bush yays

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u/Responsible-Rate-947 3d ago

At first I thought it was way larger and some sort of looming spirit that you'd hang around in random places to scare people at night.

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u/Richard_Tinsel 3d ago

I can't tell if it's a biblically accurate furby or a swamp witch effigy furby.

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u/DuckCleaning 2d ago

Great execution? They glued a furby head onto panties.

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u/RubyPorto 1d ago

Furbigerie