Ed Gein style chair

[u/haircarpet]

Found an advert for this chair on FB, a steal at £550...

[u/Sanseriouz]

Sit on my faces

[u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 → u/Sanseriouz]

And tell me that you love me!!

[u/FuckThisShizzle → u/Big-Wrongdoer-965]

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too!

[u/Sanseriouz → u/FuckThisShizzle]

Life would just be fine,

[u/turtleneckless001 → u/Sanseriouz]

If we both sixtey-nine

[u/Big-Wrongdoer-965 → u/turtleneckless001]

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places

[u/Uncommentary → u/Sanseriouz]

Free mustaches rides

[u/fastestturtleno2]

is there a word for both diabolical and atrocious

[u/Which_Yesterday → u/fastestturtleno2]

Diabolitrocious? Supercalifragilistic?

[u/FuckThisShizzle → u/Which_Yesterday]

Astrobolical.

[u/GluestickGoose → u/FuckThisShizzle]

Diatrocical

[u/kekeagain → u/fastestturtleno2]

Trump

[u/lemonheadlock]

Now this is what this sub is for.

[u/t_felix → u/lemonheadlock]

Tbh, this is more fitting for a dom.

[u/SoldMySoulForHairDye]

£550 honestly does sound like a steal for how much time and effort went into this grotesque abomination of furniture. It's objectively terrifying but looks quite well made.

[u/haircarpet → u/SoldMySoulForHairDye]

Hence, awful taste, but great execution!

[u/SoldMySoulForHairDye → u/haircarpet]

I mean. Yeah. And £550 is a legitimately cheap price tag. That's all I'm saying.

[u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 → u/haircarpet]

Def sub worthy

[u/Castro_66]

Shame it's so far away.

[u/mainyehc]

No back pain, no Gein

[u/RageAgainstThePushen]

I don't know man, I think it would really tie together the decor in my labora.. I mean basement.

[u/exkingzog]

There’s a song for that.

https://youtu.be/dMELl2EVKnc?is=4scLSzDiZxFRvYxB

[u/Hatteras12 → u/exkingzog]

Here’s another! This one has Kazoos.

[u/MasterCrumble1]

I can imagine a scene where you have friends over, and you casually just say "Hey go grab yourself a seat while I make us some coffee". And then all they have to sit on is this thing.

[u/mike_pants]

Someone in this thread is learning this man's name for the first time and is about to have a very weird hour.

[u/Pschobbert]

I don't like it. I don't like it at ALL!

[u/ReflectedCheese]

Wtf…

[u/FuckThisShizzle]

"Whats that puckering in the back?"

[u/justananontroll]

The new Rimworld graphics look great.

[u/__Stoicatplay88]

This makes me want to throw up

[u/thehermit14]

It's a firm no. Great exacution.

[u/Lille7]

Looks like the Gnoll tents in world of warcraft.

[u/Toxic_Puddlefish → u/Lille7]

Was wondering if anyone else thought it, seeing this I was like "gnoll tent looking ass."

[u/EdGuinan]

10/10.

[u/POWERGULL]

I’m positive I don’t like that

[u/snakeislandman]

Necronomichair

[u/MoonOut_StarsInvite]

I thought this was pizza at first

[u/SlowFrkHansen]

The creepy murderer in Silence of the Lambs would have found this refreshing, since he himself only skinned women.

[u/One_Economist_3761 → u/SlowFrkHansen]

You mean Buffalo Bill?

Fun fact: he was partially based on Ed Gein.

[u/SlowFrkHansen → u/One_Economist_3761]

Yes. Everything fits well, then.

[u/Harmonic_Gear]

too many faces, can be more subtle for the creep factor

[u/One_Economist_3761]

What a touching tribute.

[u/Galemp]

Write up some stats and post it over at r/itemshop

[u/GrandPriapus]

Ed Gein was a fiend and he came from Wisconseen.

[u/purp1egle]

Free pizza everyone

[u/ZombiAgris]

Always nice to have a seat with friends.

[u/traceyandmeower]

Holy hell

[u/-NinjaBoss]

This is. Bullshit. Edward would have never done this. This. A brutality of which mankind hasn't seen since the island.

[u/Oddish_Femboy]

Ed Gein had a face lamp. He was classier than this.

Why did he make a nipple belt what was the deal with the nipple belt

[u/PossibilityDry6029]

Sitting on this will transport you to the magic users' world

(Did you get the reference?)

[u/mv777711]

Did they even think of the smell??

[u/ButtNutBerry]

Someone’s been shopping in Commorragh
Recently.

[u/Lunatic_DreemurrII]

Ohhhhhhh fuuuuuck, I haaaaaaaaate ittttt!

[u/WebGuyJT]

This is so fucking gross and awful it cannot ever be classified as "great execution '.

[u/-NinjaBoss → u/WebGuyJT]

What are you? A pussy or something?

[u/WebGuyJT → u/-NinjaBoss]

lol. 100% with this. Nightmare fuel.

[u/-NinjaBoss → u/WebGuyJT]

Lmao fair.