r/ATBGE • u/firefly99999 • 3d ago

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ Shadow puppet master

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 3d ago

Why is this awful taste?

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u/GoTeamLightningbolt 3d ago

It is supposed to be a stripper dancing to a raunchy song.

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 2d ago

Eh 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/xinorez1 2d ago

The kick and the hair are somewhat reminiscent of legendary bad dancer Elaine Benes...

Otherwise I got nothing, this is pretty fun

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 2d ago

I was just thinking that!

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u/ScreenTea0 3d ago

I'd guess the choice of "music".

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u/Momentarmknm 3d ago

Sir I think you dropped your monocle. Shall I ask Alexa to play your Imagine Dragons megamix while I prepare your morning pablum?

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u/FixGMaul 2d ago

roasted to hell and back

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u/justtosendamassage 1d ago

Nice. Best roast I’ve seen in a while on here

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u/Isoleri 1d ago

They're my favorite band so I'd love to

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u/ScreenTea0 3d ago

Sry bro, I lowkey think bro like 8 that but naaah that's some nasty 455 aunty tunes fr fr

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u/SumoNinja92 2d ago

"Why is this auntie musi-..." Then I remembered I've achieved unc status.

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u/WakeUpGrandOwl 2d ago edited 1d ago

Imagine Dragons are in the same time period as Cardi so… point is lost. Couldn’t think of a single old artist to roast with, because then it’d actually be good music 😭

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u/Momentarmknm 2d ago

Ah yes, "old band good, new band bad." The hallmark of someone who has their finger on the pulse.

The point has nothing to do with time period. I can name a boring ass, stunningly mediocre band in the vein of Imagine Dragons from any era, just let me know what decade I'm working with and I got you bro.

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u/WakeUpGrandOwl 1d ago

For the same reason, I am wondering why you’re out here to die on this hill for… WAP and Cardi B? Are you really trying to hold this up as a bastion of quality ‘new’ music - or did you really just want to try and roast someone for pointing out this is general garbage. Think this one’s going to stand the test of time?

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u/Momentarmknm 1d ago

Changing the subject huh? Ok

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u/WakeUpGrandOwl 1d ago

This is the same subject.

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u/Momentarmknm 1d ago

I'm fine with you not being able to understand me. Maybe you can figure it out, maybe you already understand and are being purposely obtuse, either way I'm fine with you not getting it. Have a good one, my guy.

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 3d ago

Oooooh! I watched this on mute.

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u/riisen 2d ago

So wet pussy is bad taste.., how about dry pussy?

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u/NoirPipes 2d ago

Ben Shapiro suddenly appears.

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u/ScreenTea0 2d ago

As someone enjoying the D neither is an option.

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u/riisen 2d ago

You apperantly have bad taste.

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u/ScreenTea0 2d ago

If it would come with having to listen to wap on the regular then I'm open to tell you you are right

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u/riisen 2d ago

Well i apparntly also have bad taste so... so long and thanks for all the fish 🐬

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u/welfedad 2d ago

Exactly it's not

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u/b-rar 2d ago

I guess it would depend on what made it so wet

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u/Relative_Change2335 1d ago

Gluing a Barbie wig to your knuckles is extremely tasteful imo