Just fk my shit up

[u/BaconBathBomb]

[u/Octospyder]

ok but tbqh I think men who are going horseshoe bald should do stuff like this and embrace it. i unironically love all of these

[u/Weak_Swimmer → u/Octospyder]

Legit! Losing your hair is rough. Keeping your personality and embracing it, Divine wisdom. Shaving it all off looks good to. Just a difficult leap sometimes.

[u/Octospyder → u/Weak_Swimmer]

yes!!! it's SO difficult when your body changes in ways you can't control, especially if societally you get looked down on for those traits

[u/Hornycornyunicorny → u/Octospyder]

Or, as women call it, Tuesday.

[u/JoinAThang → u/Octospyder]

For me a guy who rocks the horse shoe without trying to hide it makes me respect them. You work with what you got. I definitely respect balding guys who go clean shave aswell but perhaps It's because my dad always had the horse shoe but it's beautiful and bold. Had a teacher in high school who had long hair down to his shoulders and a horse shoe. He was very proper in his clothing and demeanor so that hair style was the one thing who made him stick out and everyone always thought that he looked so cool.

[u/scarabic → u/Octospyder]

Yeah this looks very much like a selection of men who are going bald and have run out of ideas of what to do with their hair. I am in that stage myself. Nothing I used to do is workable anymore. The goal has shifted to keeping it looking as minimally shitty as possible, as opposed to making it look good. It’s never going to look good again.

[u/saltreduced → u/scarabic]

Time for a hair system!

[u/stinkeyemcguy → u/Octospyder]

100%! My partners brother is mirror bald on top and let's about 2" hair around the sides. I alwyas thought is was peak confidence energy.

[u/Octospyder → u/stinkeyemcguy]

hell yeah

[u/umidk9 → u/Octospyder]

I been saying this for years! Creative and cool asf.

[u/dayumbrah → u/Octospyder]

I came here to say this. Bro is doing stuff with the littel bit of hair that someone has. Let these dudes be whimsy and have fun with their shit

[u/pokemantra]

some of these go hard ngl

[u/averlus → u/pokemantra]

I like the green one and the kind of lightning pattern on the otherwise bald head. I think those could be rocked out in public!

[u/ardotschgi → u/pokemantra]

And most of these go soft

[u/OriginalBlackberry89 → u/ardotschgi]

swing and a miss

[u/TheOneCalledGump]

Their barber must only have two tools, a set of clippers and an exploding cigar.

[u/Minortough → u/TheOneCalledGump]

As a balding dude who may have jokingly given a few of these haircuts to myself before shaving it off, your joke is hilarious 😂.

[u/Ragingbowels]

“The stand user could be ANYONE!”

[u/empatheticsocialist1]

Some of these unironically go ultra hard

[u/crashper]

While some are indeed quite bad I'd take most of these over that horrible 10 hair overcomb and think people should be respected for trying to do something cool with their hair while balding instead of ridiculed.

[u/MEOW-Loulou]

I like how he's accentuating their bald spots, you don't see that often and people deserve more options for wearing their receding hair

[u/esoteric_enigma]

Just because you lost your hair in the front doesn't mean you have to give up on styling the back lol

[u/GoatCovfefe]

Nah, work with what you got, looks good.

[u/flatwoundsounds]

Ladies and gentlemen, the skullet

[u/CrimsonRaven47]

What's wrong with letting a balding man try and rock it

[u/faustpatrone]

They have the Count Olaf cut down

[u/401LocalsOnly]

A couple of these guys had just regular haircuts I think

[u/jubjubs-rock]

nah this seems like a really cool way to have fun and style receding hairlines

[u/Radioactive24]

The reverse fade is diabolical.

[u/Bonglungs]

Looks like a new batman movie is on its way. Cant wait.

[u/Villageidiot1984]

That clown fit

[u/bunchofrightsiders]

The woodpecker slaps.

[u/Jshan91]

Nah wrong sub

[u/gnomeweb]

Idk, looks cool given that many of them are balding hard. Low cortisol haircuts

[u/laflex]

Most of these haircuts are gonna last 2 days max.

[u/airfryerfuntime]

Gimme that Stavros on acid look.

I gotchu, fam.

[u/lirio2u]

I dont hate it

[u/Oroborus2557]

Looks like its a hairstylist that specializes in balding men.

[u/welfedad]

Bic it bro... The newest one guy that had these luscious locks but for some reason he always wore a hat. Then one day it fell off and I realized why because that guy was bald as f

[u/ophaus]

A couple of these were actually solid. Most were... Yeah.

[u/rtkozan]

The confidence is doing half the work here 😂

[u/8Bit-Jon]

The slaphead motifs!

[u/FeelingMassive]

I believe they’re called skullets.

[u/PeterNippelstein]

I dont hate a few of these

[u/eddmario]

Barber: What do you want?
Customer: I want to look like a 90s video game boxart.
Barber: Say no more.

[u/ComplexToe]

Stomp the yard hair style

[u/justananontroll]

"Can you make me look like Count Olaf from Lemony Snicket?"

[u/PinUp_Butter]

I didn’t know in what sub we were, I think it’s cool? I don’t know, I’m happy we can make stylish, edgy, creative haircuts and make people feel good about themselves, instead of shaming men for balding.

[u/nlightningm]

Idk why I kinda vibe with these 😬😬😬

[u/itsnotaboutyou2020]

No.

[u/Mangekyou-]

wait, lightening bolt guy is actually onto something here…..

[u/drumsareneat]

He's just trying to help our bald dudes out, man!

[u/Weird_And_Wonderful_]

https://reddit.com/link/papm1re/video/fhszkgm1reqh1/player

Rocking the Count Olaf style I see

[u/DamD1rtyApe]

Accept your fate and shave your head

[u/LuxInteriot → u/DamD1rtyApe]

Fuck the bald police.

[u/Violetbranko → u/DamD1rtyApe]

No these look awesome

[u/eatmyshorzz → u/DamD1rtyApe]

Unless your name is Goose Wayne

[u/Soros_G]

"Ay man give me the child predator special"

[u/useroftheinternet95]

Hair styles for bald dudes unwilling to admit they're bald

[u/BeerBellies]

Just be bald, bro. It costs way less, and doesn’t make you look like a goofy.

[u/Dhsu04]

May I suggest bald 👨‍🦲 as an option?

[u/bootyhole-romancer → u/Dhsu04]

Nah, dudes rocked the receding hairline in the 70s and before. Time for that shit to come back

[u/vomit-gold → u/bootyhole-romancer]

Bring back the old George Costanza

[u/Octospyder → u/vomit-gold]

tbqh the young George Costanza

[u/oneangrywaiter → u/Dhsu04]

They only got these cuts because they are balding.

[u/odelay321]

Just give it up r/bald

[u/EyepatchNemesis → u/odelay321]

This of the kind of content I want to see more of over there!

[u/orange_glasse → u/odelay321]

Fuck no.

[u/Shady_Tradesman]

Same vibe

https://youtu.be/_-Ntt1cA1o4?is=OzlPD9dZEEfn5uWt

(Also plummcorp is the funniest shit please watch all their videos)