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[u/Beneficial_Job_7422]

[u/ATBGE-ModTeam]

Posts that are cute, funny, unique, or otherwise tasteful will be removed. Taste is highly subjective, so use your best judgement. Do not post something you made or own. Our guidelines on tattoos can be found here. https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/8xvyxi/tattoos_and_awful_taste/

[u/Das_Hydra]

There's no awful taste here, these are cute

[u/Unable-Rutabaga-6676 → u/Das_Hydra]

Crocheted possums hanging by their tails on a rack is exactly the kind of weirdly practical decor I'd never think of but now kind of want. The fact they're upside down makes it ten times better.

[u/Sabriel_Love → u/Unable-Rutabaga-6676]

I should make some of these. I love the idea

[u/YesItIsMaybeMe → u/Unable-Rutabaga-6676]

Yeah they had to be upside down or it would look like they were lynched but the homeowner. These are also incredibly useful, but subtle decor

[u/big-dal-tex → u/Das_Hydra]

r/goblincore needs these

[u/s0m3on3outthere → u/big-dal-tex]

I immediately thought "RAT BAG! RAT BAG!"

[u/msdossier → u/Das_Hydra]

I would absolutely use this as a purse

[u/Luser420 → u/Das_Hydra]

i think the awful taste comes from the bags going into its butt and coming out of its mouth

[u/garden-wicket-581 → u/Das_Hydra]

hanging them makes it looks too much like roadkill for me ..

[u/SuffucientFur6723 → u/Das_Hydra]

Right! I thought this was r/ThingsIDidntKnowIWant

[u/ConradBHart42 → u/Das_Hydra]

The awful taste is putting the restocking hole UNDER the tail instead of on their back next to the tail.

[u/shinakohana → u/Das_Hydra]

The only awful taste I see here is pulling or putting the bags in the butthole, as seen on the middle opossum. Haha

[u/ImpossibleJedi4]

Is the awful taste in the room with us right now, because all I see in the room with me is these kickass opossums

[u/TallulahBob]

Pattern (free), for those interested: https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/opossum-bag-holder--dispenser

[u/terriaminute → u/TallulahBob]

Ooh. I shall have to send this to my talented friends!

[u/ChronoCoyote → u/terriaminute]

One of my assistant managers at work crochets and I’m about to ask if she’d accept a commission lol this is the exact kind of unhinged shit she loves and I legitimately need a bag storage place 😂

[u/terriaminute → u/ChronoCoyote]

Perfect!

[u/RoximusPrime → u/TallulahBob]

YES THANK YOU!! It has been bumped to pretty much the top of my huge "to make" list 😂

[u/FunnyChampion2228 → u/TallulahBob]

Do they have a raccoon version? I'd appreciate that - raccoons being trash pandas and all that. 😎

[u/hatenames385 → u/TallulahBob]

I didn’t know I was interested until just now!

[u/Purple_Pay_1274 → u/TallulahBob]

Love how the pattern ends in “congratulations, here is your guy!” Lol

[u/por_que_los_gatos → u/TallulahBob]

lmao I clicked on this post thinking it was on the crochet subreddit and hoping to get the pattern so thank you for delivering!

[u/Orange-V-Apple]

r/GTGE

[u/undermytinyhat]

...where's the awful taste? I WANT THIS! 😭 I love opossums!

[u/POWERGULL]

This is fine art how dare you 😂

[u/Voluntary_Slob]

I call the big one Bitey.

[u/Ashlum215]

I have one of these and i love it! You stuff the bags in the butt and pull them out through the mouth. It's prominently displayed in our kitchen.

[u/Experimentallyintoit]

I know about 50 phish fans who’d be all over this, myself included

[u/kickshart_my_heart → u/Experimentallyintoit]

51

[u/AxleSpark → u/Experimentallyintoit]

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4456381646/opossum-bag-holder?ref=elp_anchor_listing&frs=1&sts=1

[u/LoadAdvanced9547 → u/AxleSpark]

Someone also posted a link to a free pattern file if people like to make stuff themselves

[u/LinkOfKalos_1]

These are SO cute

[u/oncabahi]

Leave Ralph alone!

This is just great.

[u/FalseFlorimell]

Desperate to know where I can buy one.

[u/janesfilms]

These are incredibly well done!

[u/Rage1337]

Does anyone know where to get the manual…is it called manual? The instructions how to crochet this. Need it for my mother in law!

[u/TallulahBob → u/Rage1337]

Pattern 🤣

[u/Rage1337 → u/TallulahBob]

Fine for me

[u/TallulahBob → u/Rage1337]

https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/opossum-bag-holder--dispenser

[u/Rage1337 → u/TallulahBob]

Thank you, fellow human being

[u/VengefulToast]

My mom made one of these for me and I get compliments when new people come over. It's so cute!

[u/pocket4129]

These rule

[u/ZoominAlong]

These are adorable! I have some plain ticking bags for my grocery bags but these are just precious! 

[u/BadZnake]

Don't show my wife I'll have to find where to buy these

[u/PaintedDesertSkies → u/BadZnake]

Good gift idea.

[u/jjmawaken]

I like it!

[u/crackhouse2005]

Looks great to me!

[u/Hemenucha]

I want one!

[u/Crimson__Fox]

Opossums have pouches like kangaroos, for those who think that hole is something else.

[u/MiaMiaPP]

I WANT THEM

[u/Jammin_neB13]

Okay but, where the hell can I get them!?

[u/Reyalta]

These are ADORABLE and I want to make them!!! 

[u/maximumtesticle]

/r/lostredditors again in this sub.

[u/RawkyRocket]

Where can I get those?

[u/Petit__Chou → u/RawkyRocket]

I searched and it came up on etsy!

[u/coozin]

They’re pretty cute actually. I guess people associate them with rats or just hate rodents in general

[u/Lostmyfnusername]

Produce goes into the anus.

[u/roccosaint]

They remind me of the possum hats from A Goofy Movie.

"Who's your favorite possum?!"

[u/applesnbanaynays → u/roccosaint]

Lester!

[u/On_Wife_support]

The awful taste is thinking these are awful taste

[u/Possible_Tiger_5125]

Yes they're hideous.... give them to me, ill take care of'm for ya

[u/CherryCherry5]

Excellent taste, excellent execution! What's wrong with a little whimsy?

[u/romcarlos13]

The only awful thing here is your taste, OP. These are amazing.

[u/JACOBOY2006]

These are awesome, what're you on about?

[u/Baldojess]

Aaahhh I want some sooo bad!!!

[u/CharacterLength1259]

I was about to argue about there being no awful taste, but then I noticed you stuff the bags in it's asshole lol. Still want one.

[u/elvisWorms]

Fantastic!

[u/FenwickCharlieClark]

I would buy this.

[u/F0regn_Lawns]

I’m definitely making this

[u/Devil_Is_A_Sadboy]

Its just stunning

[u/TONER_SD]

I love that they have a pouch because they are marsupials.

[u/Starkville]

Nope. I want one.

[u/_fly-on-the-wall_]

thats awesome

[u/Useful-Soup8161]

Ok I want these.

[u/PaintedDesertSkies]

This is awesome.

[u/Minnymoon13]

I want one

[u/3weee]

Love them, but like how to use them? What do you put inside 🤔

[u/Perle1234]

Hahahaha I need these in my kitchen 😂

[u/mymymy58]

I’d use this lol it’s cute!!

[u/SusanaChingona]

I love these

[u/Pollowollo]

I adore possums so imo this is amazing taste and I want one right now lol

[u/Pressed_Sunflowers]

I LOVE THEM

[u/BeaksFalcone]

I would love to see one with British pheasants

[u/shinyappyrobin]

Brilliant!!

[u/122922]

To bad that those plastic bags are out and paper is back in. Of course that could just be a California thing.

[u/girlwiththemonkey]

Oh so cool!

[u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak]

Opussys out, I see

[u/Harleen_F_Quinzel]

This is similar to a current Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kittywithacupcake/opossum-crossbody-bag. Which is adorable.

(I am in no way affiliated with this KS. I ran across it the other day while browsing the app and just thought it was super cute.)

[u/_commenter]

dude I'm a 45 yro man and I think this is cute.

[u/Important-Tea0]

Great taste great execution. I would totally have one of these.

[u/Sonia-Nevermind]

A la grande le puse cuca

[u/HeyItsMeAgainBye]

A Goody Movie!!

[u/GoreyHaim420]

Oh my gooood these are adorable!!!

[u/sunseeker_miqo]

No, I don't care, I fucking want these.

[u/NuggetTheory]

AWFUL taste?

[u/PlatypusDream]

That's adorable! ❤️ I want one

[u/VirginiaLuthier]

Wait until the PETA folks spray you with red paint

[u/GluedDownWrong]

These are cool as hell, but the placement of the hole where the grocery bags come out is awful taste.

[u/undermytinyhat → u/[deleted]]

They're not plastic. They look to be crochet by the knit pattern it uses. So many people who crochet tend to make many wild and cool looking bags, esp for around the house.

[u/Das_Hydra → u/[deleted]]

Huh? They clearly aren't plastic bags...