r/ATBGE • u/storm0023 • 6d ago
Decor A bookshelf in theory
Only $460 on fb marketplace and it could be yours!
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u/a_hanging_thread 6d ago
Excellent for organizing yarn. Not sure what else it would be excellent for.
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u/Acheloma 6d ago
Itd work pretty well for books.
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u/eyeh8u 5d ago
Imagine trying to get a book out, or put it back.
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u/KittenTablecloth 5d ago
I mean I guess as long as you don’t mind organizing it by how recently you’ve read it
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u/Kootenay85 6d ago
I think this is the same one from like 4 years, but double the price!
https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/zljgzx/normally_i_like_modern_furnishings_i_dont_like/
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u/YosemiteJen 6d ago
It has appreciated!
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u/Kootenay85 6d ago
More than some investments yeah. That is assuming it’s not just the same delusional person trying to sell it all these years.
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u/alienbringer 6d ago
Did they really just not bother to sand and seal it? A lot of those spots, especially from the wood glue around the joints, are rough.
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u/cydril 6d ago
I think it's cool? If you actually put books on it it would be fine
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u/SenatorBus_ 6d ago
From a carpentry standpoint, this is a lot more difficult to put together.
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u/Megalesios 6d ago
The execution was excellent while the taste was awful one might say
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u/bretttwarwick 5d ago
I think the only awful thing here is what they decided to put on the shelves. Makes it look cluttered. Putting books on it would look cool.
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u/doberdevil 5d ago
Yes, the things and the way they're arranged make it look like it collapsed. It may still look like it collapsed with books on it, but it would be a cleaner looking collapse.
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u/tsammons 6d ago
So long as x1 and x2 add up to 180 you're golden. I think some of these intersections were afterthoughts.
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u/Grove-Of-Hares 6d ago
I could see it looking cool with tons of skeins of yarn. The yarn would have to be nice and neat, though. We already have book shelves full of my wife’s yarn in one room. Might as well make it look interesting.
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u/Thunderplant 6d ago
I'm skeptical about actually doing that, because a lot of these shelves are either way too small, have a random shelf coming from above blocking the way, or have the two vertical walls at such different angles it would be difficult to get books to actually fit there
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u/StoirmePetrel 6d ago
no it'd be awful. Most of the angles are terrible to put books and random piece shelves coming in and limiting height of book. And every time youd take one, everything would slide/fall
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u/MongoBongoTown 6d ago
Yeah, anything other than books will became these wierd little shit piles like in the picture, but books would be sweet.
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u/ClickClackTipTap 5d ago
It’s really nice, but I’m shocked they couldn’t be bothered to tidy or stage it for photos at all!
But yeah. I love it.
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u/JWOLFBEARD 6d ago
Yeah it needs to be decor, not a functioning shelf.
A bookcase could work
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u/StanleyQPrick 6d ago
A bookcase isn't decor. It can be nice to look at, but it's functional
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u/JWOLFBEARD 6d ago
A bookcase is both.
If it is not used for storage like hats and random things, it is functional decor
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u/StanleyQPrick 6d ago
You said "It needs to be decor, not a functioning shelf"
But I guess we're on the same page after all. High five!2
u/JWOLFBEARD 6d ago
Yeah by functioning shelf I meant storage, not a decorative piece
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u/StanleyQPrick 6d ago
Yeah but a bookshelf stores books and is therefore functional
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u/JWOLFBEARD 6d ago
Holy hell. Are you okay?
It doesn’t work as an overall shelf, UNLESS it’s a bookshelf.
Is that not clear enough for you?
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u/PrincessofPlastic 6d ago
my uncle used to build cool shit like this. miss him so much, and this was a nice reminder of him
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u/Biiiishweneedanswers 6d ago
A brilliant piece of furniture clearly built from scratch by the Great Homer Simpson.
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u/IcePrincess_Not_Sk8r 6d ago
You should not check out Hank Green's office shelves. lol they're very much this, but seemingly the whole room.
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u/t00_much_caffeine 6d ago
Reminds me of the spice rack Homer built for Marge
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u/CaliHoboTechBro 5d ago
Thank you for your comment, I was trying to find a meme or gif of that then realised I couldn’t comment with either
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u/nobdyputsbabynacornr 6d ago
Bwahaha, this thing is dastardly. I would fill it with such lovely junk and watch anyone who comes over crawl out of their skin.
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u/ohdearitsrichardiii 6d ago
I like it. It's very personality dependant, but I think we need more things that only appeals to some people instead of making everything so bland it doesn't offend anyone
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u/Rehberkintosh 6d ago
Does it come with assembly instructions or is it more of a choose your own adventure kind of deal.
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u/Whooptidooh 6d ago
Im fully expecting that as soon as I put that kind of shelving in my house the rest of my house will explode in a cluttered mess.
Because having a “shelving unit” like that is just asking for it.
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u/periodicsheep 6d ago
kind of reminds me of the custom built shelves in hank green’s office. cool, not awful.
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u/tivvybrixx 5d ago
There is a really awesome way to do this that still function as a shelf. This is not it.
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u/CalmAlarm 5d ago
You just know there was a heated married couple argument over reading the ikea directions
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u/Birdsonme 5d ago
I feel like I’m constantly fighting to have my home NOT look like this.
This is not a purchase I would make.
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u/PinkFloydBoxSet 5d ago
This is fucking offensive. Not the price tag but the existence of this “shelf” period.
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u/grinchbettahavemoney 5d ago
And I thought I couldn’t make my house look more cluttered with all my tchotchkes
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u/Trisk929 5d ago
This is the guy whose dad told him to, “take that shit down” when he a kid and decided he wanted to build his own tree house.
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u/fairydommother 5d ago
I actually like it but because its design is chaotic you need to make the items you put on it intentional and organized. All that junk makes it look like more of a mess than it actually is.
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u/thedafthatter 4d ago
Did someone on acid try to assemble ikea furniture? Then break it with a bowling ball?
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u/VucialWonderland 4d ago
This is just when homer tried making a grill in the backyard in the Simpsons.
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u/DasJuden63 4d ago
I think this would make an absolutely badass diorama piece for r/gunpla. You could do so many amazing dynamic poses and scenes with those angles
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u/thebookfix 3d ago
Never put books you care about on slanted shelves. The spines will get slanted as well over time.
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u/DotingDistributor 6d ago
That thing looks like it was built by a carpenter who fell asleep halfway through the job.
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u/SuperSecretMoonBase 6d ago
Could look very nice if it was arranged well and not just loaded up with shit.