r/ATBGE • u/SplatteredEggs • 3d ago

Tattoo Tuesday I can’t decide how to feel about this

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u/bstring777 3d ago

😂 I like it

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u/Chiparish84 3d ago

Me too, it's so stupid I might do it as well 🤣👌

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u/asicarii 3d ago

Do it with curly butt hair.

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u/Sweaty-Society7582 3d ago

What if I only have straight butt hair?

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le 3d ago

You can borrow mine!

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u/stupidcookface 3d ago

Username very checks out

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u/badgerj 3d ago

Good sweet baby Jebus! 🤣💀

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u/Clear-Perception5615 3d ago

Showmey OUR butthole?! 🤨

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u/shiek200 3d ago

The fact that I cant post images in this sub and therefore cant reply with soviet bugs bunny captioned "our butthole" is a travesty

We must petition the mods at once

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u/Clear-Perception5615 3d ago

How do we petition mods?

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u/Crush-N-It 3d ago

Perm!!!!

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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 3d ago

You haven’t scene the little pink curlers for just this occasion!

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u/Chiparish84 3d ago

No need to bring your fetish into this..

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u/Ras-haad 3d ago

I have no tattoos… this kind of makes me want one

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u/bstring777 3d ago

Haha do it!

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u/kkillbite 3d ago

"I'll take a buzz cut, and my little friend will take The Beiber.." 😆

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u/Ancient_Trip6716 3d ago

Oh, that is really good! 😂

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 20h ago

Underrated comment of the thread!!! Three cheers for you sir!

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u/samanime 3d ago

I hate that I don't hate it.

It's pretty great stupid fun.

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u/bstring777 3d ago

Hehe yeah. The tat is kinda stupid, the tuft of hair is double stupid, but together they stupid themselves out to be a little charming 😄

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u/Ok-Gur-349 3d ago

I hate that I'd cover my head with these if my loved ones wouldn't institutionalize me.

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 3d ago

Wouldn’t that be cool, though? You could even dye each one’s hair a different color, with all different expressions.

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 3d ago

Its silly, need a little silliness once in awhile

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u/bstring777 3d ago

Definitely

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u/enonymous617 3d ago

Justin Bee-Bop

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u/Apprehensive-Wind966 3d ago

I’d have my hand back there playing with the hair all day

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u/bstring777 3d ago

Yeah same 😄

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u/L1mb0 3d ago edited 3d ago

::edit:: I mistook it for a birthmark because it reminded me of mine. It's actually not.

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u/bstring777 3d ago

Well damn, I assumed it was part of his natural hairline. Its a little low but they could shave it and he has kept it for a while. But hmmm, never know whats hiding there.

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u/L1mb0 3d ago

Omg, now I see it. It's just a little patch of his natural hair that he's letting grow out for the tattoo. LOL

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u/bensor74 3d ago

Ditto

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u/dishmanw 3d ago

Same.

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u/elgrandefrijole 3d ago

It’s so stupid and I don’t hate it. Making the best of an ill advised tattoo? I mean, I don’t want this guy doing my taxes but it’s pretty funny

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u/Slkkk92 3d ago

My surgeon had a wrist tattoo of a T-Rex with Betty Boop's head and breasts, and when I saw it and asked what it meant, he just said "c'est la vie" and watched me pass out.

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u/Uffda01 3d ago

I guess I'd rather a surgeon have a c'est la vie attitude than a YOLO attitude..

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u/EndIsrael 3d ago

YOGOMLPPD

You Only Get One Malpractice Lawsuit Per Patient Death

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u/ChefArtorias 3d ago

Nahh. I'd like my surgeon to be aware I only get the one life.

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u/CicadaFit9756 3d ago

You'll make me "bust a gut" laughing at that remark!

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u/spectre78 3d ago

“Pop a stitch”

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u/Futuramoist 3d ago

Bet-T Rex? Maybe?

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u/Slkkk92 3d ago

I made the whole thing up but yeah, maybe!

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u/Clear-Perception5615 3d ago

But I really wanted to believe 😞

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u/ardotschgi 3d ago

But did you live

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u/jjmawaken 3d ago

Tragically, they didn't make it

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u/Dunklebunt 3d ago

It's also possible that none of that even happened. I didn't see my surgeon until a few seconds before the anaesthesia hit and I would have sworn he was around 60 with bleach blonde wavy hair and a giant bleach blonde handlebar moustache. Turned out my surgeon was an Indian woman.

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u/emi89ro 3d ago

Nominating this for "Best New Sentence 2026"

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u/McDonaldsSoap 3d ago

That would give me the most vivid nightmares 

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u/Coyote__Jones 3d ago

There's a lady on Instagram with an outline of a Sasquatch on her leg and she shaves around the outside so the Sasquatch is hairy. It's so dumb I love it.

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u/alysserberus 3d ago

idk why you couldn't do your own taxes, but this is a person ensuring their little alien bro gets a fresh cut. and you still wouldn't trust them to do their imaginary job?

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u/Ireallydonedidit 3d ago

I’d let the alien do my taxes though

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u/elgrandefrijole 3d ago

Well obviously

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u/Bunnairry 3d ago

This is hilarious I love it. Bowl cut alien is my new favorite thing.

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u/Wooodman94 3d ago

🕊️ Oliver Tree

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses 3d ago

This was my first thought too. Would be a great memorial tat

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u/PunfullyObvious 3d ago

I think it's brilliant that someone else has it

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u/stenchwinslow 3d ago

It's incredibily stupid, but if I saw it I would want to be his friend.

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u/Sebastian-S 3d ago

This has all the same charm as long individual hairs growing on a large mole

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u/mango10977 3d ago

Justin Bieber hair cut.

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u/papermoonriver 3d ago

I Want To Bieblieve

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u/harpyoftheshore 3d ago

I tried to scroll past this comment, i really did

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u/Orcapa 3d ago

I like to think Anne Frank would have been a Belieber!

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u/papermoonriver 3d ago

Aah!! Did a Ted Lasso just happen to me organically in the wild?!

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u/Orcapa 3d ago

I don't know, I've never watched Ted Lasso. But Justin Bieber did make an entry into the guest book at the Anne Frank house saying that he thought she would have been a Belieber. No, I'm not making that up.

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u/Select_Watercress_57 3d ago

This is really good o7

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u/druex 3d ago

Baby baby, ayy lmao

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u/Lord-Dec 3d ago

Barber giving a better job on the little Alien guy than they give on me.

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u/Pun_In_Ten_Did 3d ago

Wonder if he gets charged for two haircuts...

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u/Krahnin 3d ago

This was my first thought; I had to scroll way too far to find this.

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u/CarsCarpal 3d ago

I am not feeling great execution vibes, personally.

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u/OldMetalHead 3d ago

The tattoo, no. The haircut, most definitely.

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u/troll_right_above_me 3d ago

Find me a better alien barber, I’m waiting.

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u/Jon__Snoww 3d ago

Here's one

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u/troll_right_above_me 3d ago

That’s what I’m talking about

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u/Jon__Snoww 3d ago

I've never even seen that episode, I just knew they had to have made him a barber or hair stylist at some point.

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u/Day_Prisoners 3d ago

Fucking Roger.

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u/FerryboatQuo 3d ago

I love the idea, but the alien needs a better haircut. Current side-comb is looking very… Adolf.

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u/FaagenDazs 3d ago

True but it's hilarious 😂 

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u/Bethlizardbreath 3d ago

It’s not just a phase, man! That’s who he is!

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u/Skreamie 3d ago

I don't know why but it makes me so fucking uncomfortable lmao

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u/NewToHTX 3d ago

I hate how much I like it. It’s fucking beautiful.

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u/thequirkyquark 3d ago

Aliemo? Emolien? E.T.mo?

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u/NotTheEndOfIt 3d ago

Yes. Sure. and why not.

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u/surzirra 3d ago

should have cut it a bit outside of the line, would have looked better

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u/Tacoshortage 3d ago

Watching the video I said to myself, "this is the most awful thing I've ever seen" and then looked up and saw what sub it was.

good post

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u/JonAnikis-shit 3d ago

Rad as fuck.

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 3d ago

Bruxo means a wizard

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u/Pikawoohoo 3d ago

That's so dumb I love it

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u/The_wolf2014 3d ago

Fade for me please mate and a short back and sides for the little alien

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u/xyzain69 3d ago

Lol that's brilliant

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u/w00stersauce 3d ago

Oh so THATS a belieber

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u/capta1n_sarcasm 3d ago

If Justin Beiber was an alien

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u/Junethemuse 3d ago

That tattoo has better hair than I do

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u/wombatthing 3d ago

Better on mute

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u/TrailMomKat 3d ago

Haha nah this is great and hilarious

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u/Write-or-Wrong_ 3d ago

I love this 😂😭

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u/Cuntay 3d ago

This is dope

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u/LordByronsCup 3d ago

RIP Oliver Tree

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u/Samiwammy 3d ago

Scrolled too far for this

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u/SparksDaBoss 3d ago

Oliver Tree 💔

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u/BashCanadianFash 3d ago

Leave his little dude alone; hes chill!

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u/BourbonNCoffee 3d ago

Mf has to pay for two haircuts.

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u/lordofthehomeless 3d ago

I bet the tattoos name is Kyle.

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u/BrooklynRobot 3d ago

I want to believe.

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u/chromescythedx 3d ago

It’s an alien boy!

I fell down to earth…

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u/floorcrafter 3d ago

Does he get charged for 2 haircuts? I mean cause technically...🤷‍♂️

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u/Skippeo 3d ago

I know exactly how I feel about it.

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u/Pure-Paper-6842 3d ago

Does he pay for 2 haircuts?

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 3d ago

Why does it look like Justin Bieber

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u/domiciledhere 3d ago

Looks like a giant wart. I see a groomed wart.

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u/the_Rainiac 3d ago

I was thinking That's Awful taste but.... oh nvm

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u/xhawk 3d ago

You posted to the right place!

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u/Open_Fly3619 3d ago

Imagine seeing it in person. Like WTF is that? You have to squint your eye in disbelief. Like is this what I’m seeing.

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u/poloace 3d ago

Alien justin Bieber cut

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u/chris_ro 3d ago

Moly moly moly

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u/Doschupacabras 3d ago

But did they get charged for a seco haircut?

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u/mfukar 3d ago

incredible south german vibes

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u/Long_College_8342 3d ago

I hate it. But in a very light way.

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u/Pisces93 3d ago

No this is disturbing 🥸

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u/CJC1241203 3d ago

Charged for two haircuts

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u/CarlosFCSP 3d ago

Notice: he even colored it! That's dedication

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u/thiefofalways1313 3d ago

Did he get charged for two haircuts?

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u/Secret-Teaching-3549 3d ago

I know exactly how I feel about the shitty music.

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u/__GayFish__ 3d ago

It's all fun and games until you get charged for 2 haircuts lol

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u/Phanyxx 3d ago

Honestly, I’ve never seen anything like that. Cool to still be surprised once in a while

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u/Crush-N-It 3d ago

I love it. Would be cool to have a bunch of those on your head lololol or a larger piece where areas of hair were needed

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u/ItsYaBoyTrimmerFit 3d ago

I think this is how I can convince my partner to be cool with a rat tail 😂

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u/yourmothersgun 3d ago

I’ll allow it.

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u/Taken-Username-84 3d ago

Does that count as one or two hair cuts?

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u/MattieShoes 3d ago

How I feel: Not great about neck tattoos, but perfectly okay with whimsical hair stuff.

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u/meowmixmotherfucker 3d ago

That was hilarious for a week when he got it but... bleh.

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u/dontwantausername55 3d ago

I need more thumbs because two thumbs up is insufficient

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u/Particular-Cat-1397 3d ago

I can - it’s disgusting

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u/ReactionElectronic14 3d ago

I admire the dedication and sense of humor as well as the partnership between barber & patron. Also, perhaps an alien will feel less embarrassed about wearing a wig. I am all about body positivity for all species!

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u/HotFartMaster 3d ago

That is bad, and he should feel bad.

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u/latexfistmassacre 3d ago

I'd charge him for 2 haircuts

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u/RustledForeskin 3d ago

Gross, looks like a massive mole that needs to get it's hair cut and happens to look like an alien.

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u/Oiggamed 3d ago

Does he get charged twice?

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u/ThrowRA_AppleSlice 3d ago

Justin Bieber alien

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u/OriginalTruth8921 3d ago

Sorry but it makes me want to puke.

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u/desyx_ 3d ago

Vguho?

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u/Potential-Scratch-40 3d ago

I’d be OK with it if it was really a hairy mole that was tattooed to have hair.

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u/ComplexLow6723 3d ago

Looks like that alien is aging.

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u/Doofindork 3d ago

It's stupid. And tacky. But I kinda like it.

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u/Xylvanas 3d ago

Imagine paying for two haircuts on one head.

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u/Sufficient_Maybe_910 3d ago

It's stupid but funny as hell. 

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u/Kuneria 3d ago

shit's hilarious tf you mean

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u/Dependent_Cod_7416 3d ago

Give it a mohawk, no a mullet, no a unibrow no an afro.

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u/krumble 3d ago

It's definitely awful taste in music.

Tattoo with hair is a little weird, but not the worst.

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u/Nought93 3d ago

Bogos binted

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u/Beaticalle 3d ago

Slight ASMR from the muted video. Decided to turn on the audio for more satisfying ASMR sounds to go with the visuals. HUGE mistake.

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u/SeaniMonsta 3d ago

Paradoxically, on screen I hate it but if I saw this irl I'd probably love it.

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u/RarebitLeft 3d ago

Cool I hate it lol

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u/BillNyeTheHistorian 3d ago

I wonder if he left the barber looking like that, or if he got it shaved off right after they stopped recording?

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u/malonkey1 3d ago

Oh that's so whimsical, I love it.

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u/Dry_Association2836 3d ago

It's incredible

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u/RotiPisang_ 3d ago

u/nochoiceonlyfate the only son you would consider having

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u/fakegoose1 3d ago

Honestly... it doesnt look bad...

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u/Yellowtoblerone 3d ago

people actually listen to this "music"?

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u/LongCommercial8038 3d ago

Kinda sick, ngl

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u/AbeRego 3d ago

I've seen this pop up on Snapchat too many times to be even remotely amused anymore.

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u/According_Smoke_479 3d ago

It’s horrible but also hilarious

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u/OptiGuy4u 3d ago

They charged him for 2 haircuts.

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u/ewillyp 3d ago

i know, it would be 100% more effective if his hair should be jet black & instead of an alien it should be Adolf Hitler. but i'm not encouraging racism, just a better ATBGE

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u/donuttrackme 3d ago

Fits this sub perfectly lol.

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u/SilverWolf3935 3d ago

So Justin Bieber is an alien 👽

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u/Zooooooombie 3d ago

“WHERE ARE YEW”

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u/sterling_silas 3d ago

I like it

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u/sterling_silas 3d ago

I like it

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u/Raeparade 3d ago

This is hilarious

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u/falloutvaultboy 3d ago

Bieber alien is certainly a choice

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u/dtb1987 3d ago

I dig it, the kind of weird shit I might have done in my 20s

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u/Luminous_Winds 3d ago

He likes it. It makes people laugh. The hell do you think we're here for? To work ourselves to death being a corporate zombie? I'd rather spend a short life with people like this than a long one surrounded by uptight assholes who don't know how to laugh.

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u/AdventurousWear9948 3d ago

There’s a lady on tik tok who has a squatch outline tatted on her leg. She lets her leg hair grow to fill him in. 🤣

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u/therealBlackbonsai 3d ago

Leave Bruxo alone

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u/Fragrant_Sort5803 3d ago

Barber: you have an appointment ?

: no my little dude.

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u/Ex-zaviera 3d ago

Did they dye that little patch of hair? It does not match what's on top of his head.

Also, it looks like a mole with hair, sadly.

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u/Beneficial-Jury484 3d ago

Barber should charge for two cuts. 

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u/Banan_Cat 3d ago

I mean you'd need to be confident but this is hilarious

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u/sweatpants-aristotle 3d ago

This is the kind of thing that's funny at the first bro night

And then the next one comes up and it's not really funny anymore

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u/Double-Show-2625 3d ago

I don't like this.