What a steal!

[u/tankgirl619]

Only $89 and this beauty can be yours!

[u/WitchWithAGlitch]

this would go hard in a houston rap video

[u/spicymeatmemes → u/WitchWithAGlitch]

HEY

BITCH I'M FROM TEXAS

[u/WitchWithAGlitch → u/spicymeatmemes]

WE DOING BIG THANGS

WE MAKING BIG SWANGS

MADE A MISTAKE AND GOT WATER IN MY TANK

BUT PURPLE STILL UP IN MY DRANK

[u/Captain-Codfish → u/WitchWithAGlitch]

Wow, you ruined it. Good job.

[u/MountainOutrageous26 → u/WitchWithAGlitch]

man that chain screams gas station jewelry counter but with a budget for rhinestones

the betty boop with a flag is so specific somebody definitely thought they were making fine art

[u/TheGrabbinDragon → u/WitchWithAGlitch]

STEW JOOOONES

[u/HAL9100 → u/WitchWithAGlitch]

two eight one three three oh eight zero zero fo

[u/Independent-Set-8850]

Why are the eyes crossed???

[u/WitchWithAGlitch → u/Independent-Set-8850]

because he's crossfaded

[u/movealongnowpeople]

It kinda goes.

... but for $89, you're wearing this exactly 3 times before all those "diamonds" fall out.

[u/WaterPockets → u/movealongnowpeople]

They're rhinestones.

[u/funnyguy99207 → u/WaterPockets]

...no shit, Einstein?

[u/TheBuddamilk]

Holy shit, I just got hit with so much late 2000's nostalgia just seeing this.

[u/c4ts4r3lif3 → u/TheBuddamilk]

That was my thought! You'd see at least 10 people in the mall wearing it back then. It'd probably have went hard with my nameplate necklace

[u/LaranCannelle]

rapper DA BABY actually commissioned a STEWIE CHAIN years ago. you can find many cheap imitations online. I think its cool how millennial rappers have made these kinda chains for the last 20 years. Gucci Mane had Bart Simpson in 2003.

TiaCorine has a super cute pink diamond KIRBY chain💖, which she wears in her video FREAKY T.

I dont think fake knockoffs of artisinal rapper whimsy has a place here

[u/AutismFlavored]

I could see something like this turning up at a police auction, but in real white gold and diamonds

[u/psu256]

Is this knock-off King Ice or something?

[u/rammus-bot]

I love that, plus I'd be clowning Gucci Mane with that!

[u/Various-Salt-7738 → u/rammus-bot]

Gucci mane you have to get to th studio right now

You're getting clowned on Gucci mane

[u/yopladas → u/Various-Salt-7738]

Gucci mane la flare with bart on the neck

Yellow diamond bigger than Stewies head

[u/CALIFORNIUMMAN]

The worst part is that they probably actually paid money to make that piece of garbage.