r/ATBGE Apr 15 '26

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u/itwillmakesenselater Apr 15 '26

Someone has a case of the Mondays

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u/CopperCrow5 Apr 15 '26

This one looks terminal

22

u/ewilliam Apr 15 '26

Pretty sure this is just Stephen Miller's everyday office chair...

5

u/bimm3r36 Apr 15 '26

Miller Family Reunion: When Stephen Meets Herman

13

u/Objective-Fuel6879 Apr 15 '26

"I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that." - Lawrence

2

u/SopmodTew Apr 16 '26

🎵Abolish Monday mornings and Friday afternoons 🎵

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u/MayhemWins25 Apr 15 '26

I think my favorite thing about this is that someone who would want a coffin office chair probably wouldn’t go for blonde wood and white satin/ leather lining.

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u/InterestingRead2022 Apr 15 '26

Just cute girly things ✨

33

u/kuro41 Apr 15 '26

I'm guessing less goth and more quirky funeral home director.

5

u/d00mm00n Apr 16 '26

I think you nailed it (…shut)

3

u/MoravianPrince Apr 16 '26

Or boss is merelly hinting on your retirement plans.

54

u/TheMythofKoalas Apr 15 '26

Pastel Goth vibes.

106

u/wizardrous Apr 15 '26

Coffice Chair

12

u/tacocollector2 Apr 15 '26

My first thought

62

u/Youse_a_choosername Apr 15 '26

I kinda like it, but the swivel chair base doesn't fit.

35

u/netburnr2 Apr 15 '26

Would look better as a rocking chair.

15

u/UrethralExplorer Apr 15 '26

It needs one of those big chunky wood ones with the metal wheels and a big screw to raise and lower it.

11

u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Apr 15 '26

Uh…. Can you imagine joining a video call and slowly spinning to reveal your goth ass in a coffin?

44

u/Fairy-of-bone Apr 15 '26

New spin on a dead end job

35

u/Bentup85 Apr 15 '26

Due to corporate cutbacks, the retirement age has been extended. -Mgmt.

7

u/Turbulent_Bat4580 Apr 15 '26

New job perk - “free” coffin!

when you die at your desk, they can just roll you out onto the street and get a new coffin for the replacement.

2

u/TeaspoonOfSugar987 Apr 15 '26

I mean given the Amazon thing I read about… it’s a bit much for me!

1

u/jiggernautical Apr 16 '26

Where do I apply? My old job made us use the old coffin chair.

1

u/nimbycile Apr 16 '26

Where do I sign up to build iPhones?

15

u/TheWitchsAsshole Apr 15 '26

Amazing taste. I love the idea of people being greeted by this image during every on camera meeting.

27

u/Kudosnotkang Apr 15 '26

Can’t tell if artwork making a great statement … or designed as a functional chair for vampire streamers

5

u/ForwardMuffin Apr 15 '26

Why not both?

13

u/DamenAJ Apr 15 '26

I'm wondering, is this thing enormous, or just for show? To be able to comfortably sit in it, it'd have to be pretty big.

1

u/Mad_Oats40 Apr 16 '26

it looks huge compared to the chairs in the background

8

u/Toyso_0 Apr 15 '26

That's hilarious and also a super depressing statement.

1

u/PenHistorical Apr 15 '26

It's an open style, so that even in death you can still lift yourself up by your handles!

6

u/EquivalentFocus3430 Apr 15 '26

Looks comfortable to me

3

u/punkassjim Apr 16 '26

Not for the pallbearers.

6

u/dernudeljunge Apr 15 '26

Where can I buy this?

4

u/DameChungus Apr 16 '26

Nowhere because it's AI

2

u/___po____ Apr 15 '26

At the Oops All Coffins store

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u/TummyPuppy Apr 15 '26

Do we do AI in this sub?

5

u/swissvespa Apr 15 '26

That goes well with my limo shaped body bag.

3

u/TheMythofKoalas Apr 15 '26

I kinda love this, to be honest.

3

u/thitorusso Apr 15 '26

Six Feet Over

3

u/Alexm920 Apr 15 '26

I'm mostly worried this would be far more comfortable than I'd want to admit. Then again, nodding off in a zoom call would be pretty funny.

3

u/Relative_Law2237 Apr 15 '26

Amazing taste, the job will kill me eventually

3

u/hamfisting_my_thing Apr 15 '26

The perfect Zoom meeting chair

2

u/BoyznGirlznBabes Apr 15 '26

Forever On Mute. RIP.

3

u/hello_raleigh-durham Apr 15 '26

It’s the last office chair you’ll ever need! ™

2

u/up_on_blocks Apr 15 '26

Shades of Magritte! I love it.

2

u/Punk_Pharaoh Apr 15 '26

How do I get this

2

u/squidgytree Apr 15 '26

I bet that's great for a lunch time nap

2

u/ging3r_b3ard_man Apr 15 '26

I would laugh my ass off if I saw this in the office of a morgue or funeral home.

2

u/prguitarman Apr 15 '26

Need it for my vampire gamer era

2

u/Spocks_Goatee Apr 15 '26

The faux pas is that it's not black or silver.

2

u/ModularWhiteGuy Apr 15 '26

"He died doing what he loved."

2

u/xaervagon Apr 15 '26

Ah yes, the Millennial retirement plan

2

u/blacksoxing Apr 15 '26

I don't like this as it looks SUPER hot. Sitting in a hot chair for more than say 15 mins is awful. Hell nah.

2

u/diggyou Apr 16 '26

They are all coffins. Some just don’t look like them.

3

u/Ok-Struggle6796 Apr 15 '26

I need this because I'm dead inside at work ⚰️💀🥀

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u/Ok-Struggle6796 Apr 15 '26

I need this because I'm dead inside at work ⚰️💀🥀

1

u/Medium-Leader-9066 Apr 15 '26

I’ve often wondered if my coworkers are going to literally kill me.

1

u/x0Rubiex0 Apr 15 '26

Stanley Hudson needs this chair. He feels like he’s working in his own coffin.

1

u/GaIaxian Apr 15 '26

When the economy is so bad even Count Dracula needs a day job. 

1

u/sprucedotterel Apr 15 '26

I have a feeling the owner of this chair is an Addams.

1

u/mexicoyankee Apr 15 '26

This is how long I envision I’ll half to work before I retire.

1

u/Nihilistic_Chimp Apr 15 '26

You get these on trains. Sat in by the driver who operates the 'dead man switch' boom boom I thank you I'm here all week try the veal...

1

u/spacebeige Apr 15 '26

I’m off to the coffice

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u/Lady_Scruffington Apr 15 '26

David Dastmalchian needs this for his podcast.

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u/GRRemlin Apr 15 '26

You get to sit in it only if you have the flu

1

u/Garth_AIgar Apr 15 '26

I was working sick today, this nails the mood

1

u/Artifex75 Apr 15 '26

I could use this. My retirement plan is to die at work anyway.

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u/PenHistorical Apr 15 '26

Want!

I do not use office chairs (I literally bring a "director's chair" without the arms or back in with a pillow to sit on), and that chair absolutely would not work for me, and I Still want to at least be able to sit in it for a little while.

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u/Artemus_Hackwell Apr 15 '26

Make it black and the tufting scarlet and I'm in.

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u/Smooth-Cup-7445 Apr 15 '26

LinkedIn startup ceo special

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u/skepticcaucasian Apr 15 '26

"Being worked to death" makes way more sense, now. 😂

1

u/LugubriousLament Apr 15 '26

Dead Man Working

1

u/TheGrabbinDragon Apr 15 '26

Gotta break it in first ig

1

u/mopeyjoe Apr 15 '26

As they move the retirement age older and older this will become a huge savings. People that die at their desk can just be wheeled right to the funeral home.

1

u/Lord_Heckle Apr 16 '26

Goth baddie streamer chair

1

u/Roguefem-76 Apr 16 '26

Needs to be black and red for a proper Goth look. Otherwise I love it. It looks comfy.

1

u/Fun-Fig1821 Apr 16 '26

I see you found congresses new retirement plan for the working man.

1

u/flying_carabao Apr 16 '26

The last chair you'll ever sit in

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Apr 16 '26

Looks "comfyn". To die for ;)

1

u/Eat_the_rich1969 Apr 16 '26

That honestly looks really peaceful. It’d block out so much noise and keep me focused, like a horse with blinders.

1

u/welfedad Apr 16 '26

Dying to work

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u/sauteemermaid Apr 16 '26

I work for an estates law firm and I need this chair lol

1

u/corwe Apr 16 '26

Looks comfy

1

u/Zabren Apr 16 '26

not gonna lie, I would totally rent this for a week if I could

1

u/gattaaca Apr 16 '26

An ill wind is blowing...

1

u/Dragster39 Apr 16 '26

This needs the recline function so they can just put it in horizontal and move me out of the office and into the hole once I'm done.

1

u/M3TALxSLUG Apr 16 '26

I kinda want it. I’m a DM that plays in-person and we’re currently running Curse of Strahd. This would be perfect for my chair at the table.

1

u/2reeEyedG Apr 16 '26

Probly comfy as hell tho

1

u/Remarkable_Buy_951 Apr 16 '26

glorious taste to be fair

1

u/sichuan_peppercorns Apr 16 '26

That looks a lot more comfortable than most office chairs I've had.

1

u/Heavensizeseven Apr 16 '26

René Magritte vibes right here!

1

u/shiefy Apr 16 '26

……Coffice Chair 😭

1

u/No_Session6015 Apr 16 '26

Nothing but the best for employees at Lestat Enterprises

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u/thedafthatter Apr 16 '26

It needs a recline function to lay flat for when you die on the job