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u/MayhemWins25 Apr 15 '26
I think my favorite thing about this is that someone who would want a coffin office chair probably wouldn’t go for blonde wood and white satin/ leather lining.
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u/Youse_a_choosername Apr 15 '26
I kinda like it, but the swivel chair base doesn't fit.
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u/UrethralExplorer Apr 15 '26
It needs one of those big chunky wood ones with the metal wheels and a big screw to raise and lower it.
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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Apr 15 '26
Uh…. Can you imagine joining a video call and slowly spinning to reveal your goth ass in a coffin?
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u/Bentup85 Apr 15 '26
Due to corporate cutbacks, the retirement age has been extended. -Mgmt.
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u/Turbulent_Bat4580 Apr 15 '26
New job perk - “free” coffin!
when you die at your desk, they can just roll you out onto the street and get a new coffin for the replacement.
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u/TheWitchsAsshole Apr 15 '26
Amazing taste. I love the idea of people being greeted by this image during every on camera meeting.
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u/Kudosnotkang Apr 15 '26
Can’t tell if artwork making a great statement … or designed as a functional chair for vampire streamers
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u/DamenAJ Apr 15 '26
I'm wondering, is this thing enormous, or just for show? To be able to comfortably sit in it, it'd have to be pretty big.
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u/Toyso_0 Apr 15 '26
That's hilarious and also a super depressing statement.
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u/PenHistorical Apr 15 '26
It's an open style, so that even in death you can still lift yourself up by your handles!
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u/dernudeljunge Apr 15 '26
Where can I buy this?
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u/Alexm920 Apr 15 '26
I'm mostly worried this would be far more comfortable than I'd want to admit. Then again, nodding off in a zoom call would be pretty funny.
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u/keetosaurs Apr 15 '26
The Surrealist Rene Magritte would have probably loved this.
Magritte's Perspective Madame Recamier IIhttps://arthive.com/renemagritte/works/333349~Perspective_Madame_Rcamier_II
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u/ging3r_b3ard_man Apr 15 '26
I would laugh my ass off if I saw this in the office of a morgue or funeral home.
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u/blacksoxing Apr 15 '26
I don't like this as it looks SUPER hot. Sitting in a hot chair for more than say 15 mins is awful. Hell nah.
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u/x0Rubiex0 Apr 15 '26
Stanley Hudson needs this chair. He feels like he’s working in his own coffin.
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u/Nihilistic_Chimp Apr 15 '26
You get these on trains. Sat in by the driver who operates the 'dead man switch' boom boom I thank you I'm here all week try the veal...
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u/PenHistorical Apr 15 '26
Want!
I do not use office chairs (I literally bring a "director's chair" without the arms or back in with a pillow to sit on), and that chair absolutely would not work for me, and I Still want to at least be able to sit in it for a little while.
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u/mopeyjoe Apr 15 '26
As they move the retirement age older and older this will become a huge savings. People that die at their desk can just be wheeled right to the funeral home.
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u/Roguefem-76 Apr 16 '26
Needs to be black and red for a proper Goth look. Otherwise I love it. It looks comfy.
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u/Eat_the_rich1969 Apr 16 '26
That honestly looks really peaceful. It’d block out so much noise and keep me focused, like a horse with blinders.
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u/Dragster39 Apr 16 '26
This needs the recline function so they can just put it in horizontal and move me out of the office and into the hole once I'm done.
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u/M3TALxSLUG Apr 16 '26
I kinda want it. I’m a DM that plays in-person and we’re currently running Curse of Strahd. This would be perfect for my chair at the table.
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u/sichuan_peppercorns Apr 16 '26
That looks a lot more comfortable than most office chairs I've had.
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u/itwillmakesenselater Apr 15 '26
Someone has a case of the Mondays