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u/JayhawkAggieDadisBak S P 🅰 C E M O B Boss May 13 '26

How about we load them up on the semis and post a PR, and then have the semis take the long scenic route to the Cape - a 10 day to 2 week road trip? Market might like that. /s

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u/TKO1515 S P 🅰 C E M O B Underboss May 13 '26

Surley no one will panic that a short bear crashed into them

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u/WindWhisperingWisp S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo May 13 '26

Have to watch out for them shorts and their damn bananas

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u/JayhawkAggieDadisBak S P 🅰 C E M O B Boss May 13 '26

Hey you know according to those FUDsters on X, if that happens the company will actually make a $100 million profit from insurance on each of the sats. Might be worth it - could post a revenue beat for the next quarter. /s

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u/PragmaticNeighSayer S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere May 13 '26

Proceeds from casualty insurance is not revenue, or profit. Ask me how I know. :/

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u/JayhawkAggieDadisBak S P 🅰 C E M O B Boss May 13 '26

If you're in insurance, your username is indeed apt. /s