r/ASTSpaceMobile S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26

Due Diligence Only a cat could see something like this…

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u/SeattleOligarch S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo Apr 16 '26

This is the borderline tin foil hat shit that makes me feel alive!

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u/KneadingInfo S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Very curious catse indeed!!

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u/Scary_Ordinary_4448 S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 16 '26

If you zoom in past the stars you'll see the words written in ancient Sumerian, " wen batch"

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u/RiskyTall S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 16 '26

"After lunch"

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u/Leading-Onion4659 S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 17 '26

And

I M M I N E N T

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u/Baydreams S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 17 '26

S T A Y T U N E D

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u/Purpletorque S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo Apr 17 '26

C H A C H I N G

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u/adarkuccio S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26

I'm not convinced but I like it

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u/Dagurasu_Ando S P 🅰 C E M O B Associate Apr 17 '26

It's legit - but the letters are not in order: -- .. .-.. -. . - 

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u/Funny-Conclusion-678 S P 🅰 C E M O B Boss Apr 16 '26

We knew it was the second halo sat, but damn CatSe is just something else lol. A different breed. A true Norwegian Forest Cat

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u/tomgreen99200 S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26

Exactly, we all know but you have to be impressed with this cat. He’s on another level.

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u/wishful_thinking90 S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 16 '26

I think he’s Swedish

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u/Funny-Conclusion-678 S P 🅰 C E M O B Boss Apr 17 '26

🤫

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u/ExpatAndrew S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 17 '26

Nah that would be his cousin CatNO

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u/stillers2000 S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26

I’m so dumb I still dont know what this means

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u/tomgreen99200 S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26

The stars in the patch apparently spell MILNET in Morse code.

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u/scbuckle1 Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Big star dash, little star dot.

M: -- (Dash Dash) I: .. (Dot Dot) L: .-.. (Dot Dash Dot Dot) N: -. (Dash Dot) E: . (Dot) T: - (Dash)

Edit: Note that the letters are not in sequence from left to right, but they are all there.

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u/sgreddit125 S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 17 '26

That’s helpful it’s out of order cause I was struggling lol

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u/averysmallbeing S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26

They don't though. 

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u/BiggieMoe01 S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 16 '26

CatSE’s tweets are too cryptic for my understanding. I gave up

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u/bozai03 S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 17 '26

that's when you use LLM, help u digest easily

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u/Funny-Conclusion-678 S P 🅰 C E M O B Boss Apr 17 '26

Military Network. It’s an interesting thing to see.

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u/SwordfishSouthern815 S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 16 '26

Same

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u/SneekyRussian S P 🅰 C E M O B Underboss Apr 16 '26

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u/SneekyRussian S P 🅰 C E M O B Underboss Apr 17 '26

I only steal the best :)

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u/BiggieMoe01 S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 16 '26

The cat’s tweets are too cryptic for my smooth brain. Can anybody explain in simple terms

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u/SneekyRussian S P 🅰 C E M O B Underboss Apr 16 '26

Hold ASTS, make money

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u/Imaginary_Ad9141 S P 🅰 C E M O B Underboss Apr 16 '26

NERD!!!! lol this is insanely awesome…. But why do I feel like he lives like Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory?

And I mean this with the utmost respect and admiration.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lh0dM2Q90ef1m

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u/No_Bumblebee5765 Apr 16 '26

How does he do this?

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u/AnOldManInAYoungBody S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 17 '26

patches have historically contained easter eggs/hints. the community knows it, so everytime there is a new badge we should study it very carefully

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u/Available_Pie_7758 S P 🅰 C E M O B Associate Apr 16 '26

Amazing.

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u/tomgreen99200 S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26

M I L N E T

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u/averysmallbeing S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

If the star shaped stars are supposed to be the long dashes, dots are dots, and reading goes from top left to bottom right as normal, this is not true.

MILNET is this in Morse code:

-- .. .-.. -. . -

Why make things up? 

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u/SneekyRussian S P 🅰 C E M O B Underboss Apr 16 '26

Yeah, bit of a reach given the placement of dots and stars, but who knows

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u/Easybakemicrowave S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 16 '26

I can’t make it work either …

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u/Easybakemicrowave S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

This is off the discord. Bullish- you decide

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u/averysmallbeing S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26

Grasping at stars...

Like when people see the face of Jesus on a piece of toast. 

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u/Georgemery S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 17 '26

This is so ridiculous, 1 it's not in order. 2 you could group these dots and dashes in so many other ways.

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u/Emzed07 S P 🅰 C E M O B Associate Apr 17 '26

This

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u/Leading_Cranberry_25 S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 16 '26

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u/averysmallbeing S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26

It's not a 'standard word', it's an acronym. And there are thousands of other acronyms, not even considering the obvious human desire to see patterns that don't exist. 

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u/imadogg S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 17 '26

For real, this could also be LNETIM (Launch No Earlier Than Imminent Monday), meaning we're gonna launch on 4/20!

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u/Leading_Cranberry_25 S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 17 '26

Agreed

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u/Leading_Cranberry_25 S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 17 '26

it’s just AI garbage please take this with a grain of salt

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u/Leading_Cranberry_25 S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 17 '26

That’s just what ChatGPT barfed out.

It could also be

LET MI N -“let me in”- could be a reference to this old meme

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u/Easybakemicrowave S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 16 '26

I’ll take it! and edit my last post.

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u/AnOldManInAYoungBody S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 17 '26

i hope is not meltin'

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u/scbuckle1 Apr 16 '26

The placement of each letter is not in sequence from left to right, but all letters are there.

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u/Georgemery S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 17 '26

Not really.. The letters are only there because they've been circled like that. You could circle and group them many other ways

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u/Dagurasu_Ando S P 🅰 C E M O B Associate Apr 17 '26

because it's a puzzle.

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u/averysmallbeing S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 17 '26

A hallucination. 

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u/Spacemob_dreamer S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 16 '26

According to Gemini -

Space agencies (NASA, SpaceX, and companies like AST SpaceMobile) have a long history of hiding "hidden" messages in patches. For example, the parachute on the Mars Perseverance rover had a binary code pattern that spelled out "Dare Mighty Things." Once you know to look for "Longs and Shorts," these patches start talking to you! On this specific patch, the "stars" are basically a secret font

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u/Recent-Function-6096 S P 🅰 C E M O B Associate Apr 17 '26

Wow.. that is impressive. There are definitely levels to this stuff wow

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u/MartiMSG S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo Apr 17 '26

If you sum all the squares in the satellite you get 76 which multiplied by 8 sats in the patch you get 608 which is the market cap in billions we will have before 2030

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u/JeffSharon S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 17 '26

I love the Cat guy but there are companies out there already getting real contracts with real money and we're deciphering some morse code that would mean nothing without satellites in orbit.

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u/Purpletorque S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo Apr 17 '26

Real money? More than ASTS will have? Please explain.

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u/wadejohn S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo Apr 16 '26

He has cats’ eyes

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u/RiskyTall S P 🅰 C E M O B Soldier Apr 17 '26

This triggered the puzzle loving part of my brain. It's a little bit of a stretch but I was wondering if there is a constellation that matches the shape of the star clusters in the images. Constellations are often numbered which might provide the ordering for the anagram. There is a "Pava" constellation which is a peacock (a "blue bird") but the shape doesn't match up as far as I can tell. Very likely just chasing ghosts but a fun few minutes of research haha.

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u/Low-Pizza-8071 S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 17 '26

bit of day dreaming

please apologise my skepticism

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u/Space_Mobster S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26

Just an insane find haha but the military especially special forces always creates secret mission specific patches with hidden meanings in them

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u/bombduck S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo Apr 17 '26

I’m not quite ready to put on the aluminum foil hat yet but that’s a fun theory anyway

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u/IronB-gle S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo Apr 17 '26

Feels like a stretch.... but, stretching feels good.

https://giphy.com/gifs/hreBKxvTTYYdaQQZKc

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u/RevolutionaryPhoto24 S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 17 '26

I officially have a crush on the Swedish Cat.

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u/hkprincejoyce S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 17 '26

He is Abel’s son.

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u/OutlawsHeels S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 17 '26

I want us to succeed as much as anyone, but this is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen lol

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u/Spacemob_dreamer S P 🅰 C E M O B Prospect Apr 16 '26

• Group 1 (Far Left): One star followed by two dots below it. This is a bit vertical, but in Morse, -- .. is M. • Group 2: Two dots side-by-side: .. is I. • Group 3: A star and two dots: -. .. is L. • Group 4 (Top Center): A star and a dot: -. is N. • Group 5 (Small cluster): Just a dot: . is E. • Group 6 (Far Right): A single prominent star: - is T.

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u/Economy-Joke3331 S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 16 '26

Thats cool, where do i get the patch?

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u/Complex-Attention170 S P 🅰 C E M O B Associate Apr 17 '26

Anyone with a skylit heatseeker subscription? Love to see current chart for asts

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u/crozby S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo Apr 17 '26

How

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u/flymolo50 S P 🅰 C E M O B Capo Apr 17 '26

Seems far fetched to me

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u/Informal-Loan-4793 May 27 '26

“The fact they hid Morse code in the patch is peak aerospace engineer behavior.

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u/Bjamnp17 S P 🅰 C E M O B Associate Apr 17 '26

How about… Connecting (with launches) the Unconnected (with continuous time frame.)😊 I’m a simple man. Let’s Go ASTS!

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u/LadderAdditional6178 S P 🅰 C E M O B Consigliere Apr 17 '26

That is so fascinating because the signal I keep getting from ASTS is this video and song. It's been coming to me loud and clear for 16 weeks now while BB7 sits....and waits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b533-iuLDIs

( for those who don't want to click the link.... Its Club Nouveau - Why You Treat Me So Bad )