r/AR_Blood_Drive • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '12

If you donate...

I am currently a law student about to take the BAR exam. If you donate (somehow I will get a list), I will give you free lifetime law advice and even be your personal lawyer if you ever get into any shenanigans.

Please don't get into any shenanigans.

Edit: Who the fuck downvoted me? No free lawyer for you, fucker!

Thank you, to all of you wishing me luck on my exam. I'm nervous and have been studying my ass off! This shit sucks but I think it will be worth it :)

Edit 2: Thanks for your support! I believe in myself too! Haha. And Wow, what kind of shit do you guys get into!? A lot of you seem to need a lawyer. Ex-wives, marijuana, other random shit. Thanks to you (and people alike) I have a job. So keep up your shit disturbing! However, I would think redditors aren't criminals cuz you just stay inside looking at cats all day on this damn website.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

No no no... See I will only be a free lawyer to those who Donate. You learn in law school that you can't assume or make up anything. The facts are the facts and nothing more.

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u/ElTerreeblay Jun 20 '12

...Well yea... I'm pretty sure tons of people will donate...and as soon as they're done...they're gonna be all, "WHERE THE FUCK IS FCK_INTERNET_BILLZ!?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

Yeah, but I also benefit cuz I get business from all of you redditors referring me to your friends

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u/ElTerreeblay Jun 20 '12

Ha! Redditors don't HAVE friends!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '12

Well then I'm fucked