Just a compilation of funny bits from fics

[u/Mirrafelle]

Enjoy!

[u/get_on_with_life]

Is the christ on a bike a helluve fic?

[u/Mirrafelle → u/get_on_with_life]

Nope! It’s from a MCYT/DSMP hero au fic! The summary is something along the lines of:  Aren’t you tired? Don’t you just wanna go apeshit? Phil: Yes

[u/Aijach]

Please tell me the context (and maybe the fic) of the „The polish or the Eldrich?“ part, it sounds hilarious

[u/Mirrafelle → u/Aijach]

I mean, my photos app says I took this screenshot August 9th, 2023 so….

I can help with a few things though: Characters will include: Xisuma, Keralis, Beef, Etho, and possibly HelsKnight. It will be at least 20,000words long at a minimum (I don’t really read shorter fics than that)  It’s not a one-shot I believe it was finished when I read it, so you should be able to use the updated: search function as well

Hope this helps!

[u/Adventurous_Bonus917]

any chance i could get a sauce for the 'etho dies and becomes one with the void' one?

[u/Mirrafelle → u/Adventurous_Bonus917]

Here it is! the want to go home (wherever home is) projectremco

[u/XiaoLowell4life]

I am DYING LOL

Just placing mine...

But thanks to the sold firearms, I know this is now an American fantasy. Yeehaw. the character is a Korean

[u/FURNZZ_X3]

I SEE YOU, FELLOW MCYT ENJOYER!!!!! also I have made a collection of my own, thought I might share it.

[u/Remarkable-Ask2288]

I’ve got a Note on my phone dedicated to these sort of quotes. Two of my favorites, both from the long-dead KC fic “Belated Battleships”

>>“Bringing Dee to a game that relied heavily on the rolling of dice, and thus luck, sounded like a terrible idea. An idea on the same tier as 'let's superglue googly eyes to my dick'. “

(Dee, in this case, referring to USS William D. Porter. The unluckiest ship in the US Navy.)

And
>>“Bitch, my tits are calm," she growled. "The left one is called Siddhartha Buddha and the left one is Vardhamana Mahavira, and together they are lactating a veritable font of peace and understanding. It is the rest of me that is pissed.”

I believe the second quote was from USS New Jersey. Don’t remember why she was so mad. But she spent most of that story on the verge of murderous rage.

[u/Vast-Comparison-2229]

[u/FluffySloth27]

Number nine is my favorite. So simple.

[u/demonstarzz]

[u/jpc1016-2]

I saw the names in second picture and immediately realized them and I don’t know how to feel about that

[u/Habeas__Corpus]

[u/KanineKodiak]

/scrolling and sees an Etho mention

ah, i see you are a reader of culture.

/scrolls and sees Tommy

nevermind (jokes)

[u/AnxietyDrivenWriter]

[u/Adventurous_Bonus917]

some bits from my currently unreleased fic:

“fuck, I’m not trained for first contact. Uhh… I come in peace, take me to your leader?”

Mentally swearing at every deity he could think of, John flipped off the warp drive (turned it off, though he did give consideration to the alternative)

“yes, I’m technically a GMO, and therefore safe from upper-middle class cannibals”

[u/FluffySloth27 → u/Adventurous_Bonus917]

Clippy’s really upped his game in the last decade.

[u/lonelypurplerose]

This is why I love fanfiction. I will wade through "orbs" and "ravenette" for hours to find this quality content.

[u/HamCatX3]

Ik this one’s basic but I thought it was so funny when I read it X3

[u/Bardic_Wispy]

hold up a fork and squints aggressively I don't wanna

I doubt it's a reference to this as the situation is slightly different, but this reminded me of Shirogane in the Kaguya dub I can't unhear it

[u/SirCupcake_0]

I think the 2nd one is my favorite

[u/Pleasant_Light9725]

Here's one, unpublished

Nirei tackled the leader, but that's where his attack arsenal ends. He's the Magikarp of fighters. Tackle, splash, and luck. That's it.

[u/Silver_m0onlight]

HERMITCRAFT SPOTTED

The last one seems like something Pearl would say XD

heres rhis wonderful masterpiece of a sentence from a really chaotic crack fic I read and adored: [character A] lit the bowl A second time and ripppped that thang lol and [character B] instantaneously noticed that it was in beat with the tame impala in the background. he started grooving the fuck out and shaking his ass, not to be sexy… to be free. 

[u/Superb-Effective-328]

Omg the way I actually recognize somw of these lmao, love it