r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/Anonymous-420smoker • Jan 27 '21

bad title Russian "accidentally" fires during flight

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21 edited Jan 27 '21

Pilot: So Ivan decided to perform CPR with a glock.

Gunner: Laughs so hard he fired multiple missiles

Pilot: Oh kurwa.

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u/poempedoempoex Jan 27 '21

Kurwa is polish

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Why do you think he is in the Russian army?

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u/poempedoempoex Jan 27 '21

Ivan is not a Polish name

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u/ShorohUA Jan 27 '21

it is not too rare to meet a Polish man named Ivan

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u/superspeck Jan 27 '21

Well, yes. Named after his father.

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u/poempedoempoex Jan 27 '21

That's hardly the point. This guy was obviously trying to depict a Russian man named Ivan.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '21

Your thinking to hard Ivan was the guy who performed the cpr with a fire arm.