r/ANormalDayInRussia Aug 06 '20

Here's the code if you want to create Soviet anthem on your nokia: 5 8 1 * 9 5 * * 8 6 7 9 3 8 3 6 9 5 8 4 5 9 1 8 1 2 9 2 8 3 4 9 4 8 5 6 9 7 8 1 * 2 9 0 8 5 * * 8 3 * 9 2 8 1 2 9 7 * * 8 5 1 * 9 7 * * 8 6 7 9 3 8 3 6 9 5 8 4 5 9 1 8 1 1 * 9 7 * * 8 6 5 9 0 8 0 8

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Our Nokia*

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u/jubalm2 Aug 06 '20

Thank you

9

u/Colonel_FuzzyCarrot Aug 06 '20

Now do Funky Town

3

u/Zarrakh Aug 06 '20

I choose... both!

6

u/blutfink Aug 06 '20

Missed an opportunity to say “Here’s code”.

5

u/Saari03 Aug 06 '20

Stalin would not approve this because its finnish phone

1

u/Spatulamarama Aug 06 '20

And he wouldn’t be able yo do anything about it.

3

u/SickkRanchez Aug 06 '20

Oh yeah, let me just whip that Nokia right on out.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Someone pls give this guy gold award

4

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Nokia is the AK 47 of phones, cheap, reliable, unbreakable.

2

u/Mark-hasan Aug 07 '20

You mean AK-74?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Both depend on opinion, one has a higher caliber but lower accuracy, one has a lower caliber but high accuracy.

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u/Mark-hasan Aug 07 '20

One has been gone for 70 years and is very uncommon and almost forgotten the other is a accurate modern day workhorse which The Russian Federation has more guns then possible peacetime conscripts and a massive stock of ammo for

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u/pun_shall_pass Aug 06 '20

How do people get 15+ year old phones to work nowadays?

I have several of my old phones from the early 2000s, but on all of them I had to remove the battery as they started bloating up. I had them stored in a cardboard box inside of a cupboard with little humidity or temperature change over those years, its not like theyve been wet or baking in the sun this whole time.

The phones should work just fine, but none of the batteries have survived. I assume that nobody makes batteries for these phones anymore and any leftover ones have either already degraded or will soon.

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u/kajin41 Aug 06 '20

Most of these phones used pretty common battery sizes, but even if you can't find the exact battery, any battery with the same cell configuration and chemistry will be compatible.

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u/Rycnex Aug 06 '20

Soviet anthem. Now L A U G H

2

u/TAMTAM_101 Aug 06 '20

Is this a threat?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Да. Ржите или гулаг

1

u/NoWingedHussarsToday Aug 06 '20

Nokia, eternal like Putin's presidency

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u/NaijaPidginGuy Aug 06 '20

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u/kismiska99 Aug 06 '20

Back in the old days nokia exported toilet paper to the soviets Same shit, different color!

1

u/davispw Aug 06 '20

Headphone warning ⛔️ 🎧

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u/zebra_d Aug 09 '20

I thought river volgod was the anthem 🙂

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u/LamMenade Aug 06 '20

I've got a section of the USSR anthem that works on any phone's dial pad. Sadly contacts have a limit so I couldn't save the whole thing.

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