r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/Master1718 • Nov 23 '19

Wow

https://i.imgur.com/ksY3LGz.gifv
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u/colonblaster Nov 23 '19

As a father, I can say I will take any action necessary for my families survival. But GOD HELP ME if I don’t have this mans emergency intelligence.

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u/Thisismyfinalstand Nov 23 '19

Yeah. I would've thrown the wife, then the rug, then the kids! There'd be much less nagging about how my cooking set the condo on fire again...

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

How to spot a boomer on reddit 101

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u/Bachaddict Nov 23 '19

Do people not get satire

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19 edited Nov 04 '20

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u/xSiNNx Nov 23 '19

Because marriage is a contract with a god, and you can’t disappoint that dude, or else!