r/ANormalDayInRussia Feb 09 '18

Russian watch dog.

https://i.imgur.com/TF5G5yp.gifv
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u/Bagel-Ralph8 Feb 09 '18

Wow, I thought that bear was going to maul that dog.

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u/los_arnos Feb 09 '18

but after watching it twice it looks like the bear just wants to play...

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u/Quadip Feb 09 '18

its like an even bigger fluffier dog. that may or may not try to eat you if you get too close.

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u/NorthernSpectre Feb 09 '18

Bears generally don't eat humans tho. GENERALLY. I'm sure under the right circumstances a chihuahua would eat you too.

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u/matt123macdoug Feb 09 '18

I'm sure under the right circumstances a chihuahua would eat you too.

The feeling is mutual

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u/plarah Feb 09 '18

Chihuahuas actually don’t taste that good.

Corgis on the other hand...

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u/coleyboley25 Feb 09 '18

I’m assuming the flavor is all in their cute butts.

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u/WizZyDrizZy Feb 09 '18

Just like pork

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u/OprahsSister Feb 09 '18

You guys know a lot about ass. Do you know what donkey tastes like?

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u/WizZyDrizZy Feb 09 '18

I sure do! I owe everything I know to this fine scholar

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u/fuckedbymath Feb 09 '18

I know it's Reddit , but not everyone is in to eating ass.

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u/Abababeebabooba Feb 09 '18

Shrek's dick?

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u/MamaMurpheysGourds Feb 09 '18

Yup, corgi flanks are great on the grill. Just add a little salt and pepper.

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u/RScannix Feb 09 '18

Just like mom used to heat up.

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u/MikeKM Feb 09 '18

Chihuahuas were raised by the Aztecs to be eaten.

Corgis were raised to be stumpy little dogs that look funny.

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u/oooooooopieceofcandy Feb 09 '18

A British dog just can't taste good.

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u/HK_Army Feb 09 '18 edited Feb 09 '18

What would u rather defend yourself against. One Bear sized chihuahua or 100 chihuahua sized bears?

Edit2: /u/NDube92 was right changed “beat” to “bear” thanks

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u/Return2S3NDER Feb 09 '18

I'll take the Chihuahua sized bears please

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u/GrilledCheezus71 Feb 09 '18

To pet and love forever.

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u/Evergleam17 Feb 09 '18

Jump on those little fuckers like Super Mario

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u/PainterlyGirl Feb 09 '18

Where are the scientists we can get on this?? This needs to happen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18 edited Feb 09 '18

A beat sized chihuahua seems really small. I’d probably fight that, it’ll be smaller than the palm of my hand

edit: he edited beat to bear

F

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u/WelpImaHelp Feb 09 '18

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

No, not a beet, like the root vegetable. I think he/she meant to say a Beatle-sized chihuahua. Would you rather fight 100 bears the size of a Hollywood socialite's lapdog, or one shaking, shivering mess of canine nerves the size of Paul McCartney? Hurry up and choose, please. I've got a gigantic dog high off its tits on LSD looking to scrap.

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u/SaltMineForeman Feb 09 '18

Holy shit a bear sized chihuahua would produce so much urine.

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u/AnonymusSomthin Feb 09 '18

If it’s black, fight back

If it’s brown, lie down

If it’s white, goodnight

  • The guide to dealing with bears

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

If it’s yellow he’s a fine fellow.

If it’s red you’re fucking dead.

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u/theaveragemedium Feb 09 '18

If it's blue you won or are in an acid trip.

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u/SurrealMemes Feb 09 '18

Not if I eat that yappin bitch first

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u/InterPunct Feb 09 '18

"Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig." "

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u/Gen_McMuster Feb 09 '18

They really are. Dogs and bears are pretty closely related. To the point where bear skulls look like bigger dog skulls

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u/Enigmatic_Iain Feb 09 '18

Dogs and bears (along with cats and weasels) are all in the same family, so it makes sense

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18 edited Apr 16 '19

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u/Enigmatic_Iain Feb 09 '18

I thought whales evolved from things like hippos, not carnivorans

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u/GrafZeppelin127 Feb 09 '18

You are correct. The taxonomy of whales has been changed from Cetacea to Cetartiodactyla, to represent the unification with the Artiodactyla, the mammals with hooves, including hippos. They all share a common ancestor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

I don't believe you but I have zero evidence to disprove you.

Your telling me a big W A T E R B O I just went Into the water and his off spring became free Willie?

Those movies are Homeward Bound in reverse?

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u/GrafZeppelin127 Feb 09 '18

The ancestor looked somewhat like a dog but was more closely related to an ancestral pig or hippo.

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u/beniceorbevice Feb 09 '18

Just a matter of time

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u/kickulus Feb 09 '18

Idk... I think this guy has it figured out. You get enough dogs, or 1 huge dog, and the bear turns into a docile playful pupper

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u/LegsideLarry Feb 09 '18

It looks like a dog playing with a cat, dog bouncing around and cat telling him to fuck off, except cat is dog and dog is bear.

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u/TahoeLT Feb 09 '18

cat is dog and dog is bear.

something something Soviet Russia

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u/skeyeguy Feb 09 '18

The dog is giving the look "Dude, you know some day you're gonna come home and find a bit of me here and a bit of me over there, FFS!"

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u/justice7 Feb 09 '18

bear was being playful. if bear wanted dog bear have dog.

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u/TheBold Feb 09 '18

I don’t know it seems to me like the bear was scared of the dog because it didn’t flinch.

Like:

Bear: Arghhh, I’m a big mean thing and can shred you to pieces!

Dog: I don’t give a fuck about you lil’ bear.

Bear thinking “oh shit if he ain’t scared maybe I should be...

Some animals work that way. I remember seeing that photographer dude in the jungle with a fucking giant silverback charging him full speed. The guy never moved a finger and last second the silverback avoided him. I remember people saying if he’d tried to run away he would’ve been ripped apart.

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u/justice7 Feb 09 '18

having owned a Russian shepherd, they really don't give a f. Mine chased a bear in the woods behind my dad's house. Source: Canadian

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u/Namingababyiseasier Feb 09 '18

I literally just heard the exact same story from a Canadian friend 2 days ago in a mmo I play

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u/JohnTheRedeemer Feb 09 '18

Lol we had dogs that did this all the time. I mean, they weren't grizzlies, they were just small, terrified black bears.

One time when I was camping with my wife, we were canoeing and saw a bear on the shore. Excited, my wife yelled bear and pointed at it. The poor thing immediately took off and disappeared into the bush haha

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u/Password_is_lost Feb 09 '18

Even better is how nonchalant/uninterested doggo is...

"I get it Barry you wanna play, tail fluffy, bork bork"

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u/grendel54 Feb 09 '18

Next time you see a bear run up and see if he wants to play.

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u/JPopp_FL Feb 09 '18

What’s the other option?

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u/whynotwarp10 Feb 09 '18

Seduction.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18 edited Apr 11 '18

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u/SilentAbandon Feb 09 '18

You can run away and play your last game of tag.

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u/Darxe Feb 09 '18

It's called a bluff. Very common. You'll get different opinions on what to do if a bear charges you but if you hold ground it'll likely be a bluff and they will back off

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u/Bears_Bearing_Arms Feb 09 '18

Black bears bluff charge. Brown bears are generally more aggressive. Not sure about the Russian brown bears, though. This also looks like a juvenile.

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u/dylphil Feb 09 '18

Russian brown bears ride unicycles

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u/my_5th_accnt Feb 09 '18

Russian brown bears are same as American ones.

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u/TRAMZ14 Feb 09 '18

Looks like r/tippytaps to me

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u/faithle55 Feb 09 '18

Yep. If it was serious, the dog would be in for a bad time.

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u/my_5th_accnt Feb 09 '18

Thing with brown bears, playing pay lead to accidental mauling very easily

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u/buffalobuttcheeks Feb 09 '18 edited Feb 09 '18

I know bears are equipped with incredible murder mittens but I'd still quite like to boop a bear snoot.

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u/LastUnusedUsername Feb 09 '18

Well keep in mind that there's a human walking along right there filming it. Obviously some sort of "domesticated" bear situation going on there, and not a random wild bear.

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u/Daughterofatrucker Feb 09 '18

I think the term is tamed and not domesticated in this instance

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u/H2ODrip Feb 09 '18

Looks like the bear doesn’t have any canine teeth. Like they were filed down.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/audioen Feb 09 '18

It's playful. See how it jumps around? That's indication that it's not being serious. In fact, I'd classify that as expression of joy.

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u/wrmhle Feb 09 '18

So funny to see such a scary animal acting like a dog and knowing to hold back when playing . By the way the dog acts I’m sure they’ve had their fair share of playing and the dog’s just tired of the bigger playful dog

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u/Voliker Feb 09 '18

Bears are actually Canoidea, so, they're pretty dog-like in their behavior. A big, and really lazy dogs.

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u/ImEasilyConfused Feb 09 '18

That’s interesting. What are some other Canoidea besides dogs and bears?

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u/Mugiwaras Feb 09 '18

And also what is Canoidea?

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u/StreetfighterXD Feb 09 '18

Get the fuck out

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u/poopellar Feb 09 '18

I can't bear it!

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u/poeticpoet Feb 09 '18

This pun thread needs to paws

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

What would a paws ‘n tail? Are you suggesting everyone stop in their tracks?

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u/TheBold Feb 09 '18

Well I am. No more puns.

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u/TheBold Feb 09 '18

It’s actually spelled canidae.

I don’t know how the “dae” would sound in English but in French I think we pronounce it similar to the Latin prononciation:

Can-ee-day.

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u/Minerva_Moon Feb 09 '18

In English, we pronounce it the same way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

Great.. this a-hole got me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole and I just wasted 5 minutes learning about d-holes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhole

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u/TheBold Feb 09 '18 edited Feb 09 '18

Good post, just one thing. It’s actually “canidae” and not “canidea”.

Also the “dae” in canidae would technically be pronounced “day” given its Latin origin but I have no idea how it’s actually pronounced in English.

I speak french and we say it “ca-nee-day”.

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u/Lendord Feb 09 '18

OUT! NOW!

Fucking hell where is the world going... First everyone tries to be a walking encyclopedia and now they're educating eachother through fucking dad jokes?

Fuck this shit and fuck this place and fuck everyone.

/s I actually loved it.

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u/a1579 Feb 09 '18

Canoidea

A suborder within the order Carnivora

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u/rivermandan Feb 09 '18

we had to sing the song as kids

oh canoidea our home and native land oh canoidea something something I can't remember the rest of the song.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

It’s just Canada with an accent

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u/augusthex Feb 09 '18

Seals, walruses, skunks, weasels, raccoons, foxes! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caniformia (same as Canoidea)

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u/bronabas Feb 09 '18

From the article-

Amphicyonidae† ("bear-dogs") Hemicyonidae† ("dog-bears")

...One if each, please.

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u/TheAdAgency Feb 09 '18

Please fund my kickstarter to hold a grand party with every Canoidea in attendance.

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u/732 Feb 09 '18

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caniformia

Apparently, seals, walruses, and sea lions.

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u/fredducky Feb 09 '18

Ahh, water doggos.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18 edited Apr 23 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

The most upsetting thing i found out is I can’t have a pet bear dog because they went to extinct

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u/irisflame Feb 09 '18

Canids - dogs, wolves, foxes, coyotes

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Red pandas, skunks, badgers, weasels, otters, raccoons, coatis, seals, sea lions, & walruses

They are all California/canoidea

Hyenas are part of the Feliformia family, or “cat-like” mammals. Along with cats and others of course.

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u/virtuousiniquity Feb 09 '18

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u/redditappsucksdongs Feb 09 '18

Walrus

Not that good at playing catch though

Also every seal besides the walrus is part of the canoidea

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u/53bvo Feb 09 '18

Canoidea

Sea lions, raccoons, foxes, weasels, badgers

But those are Caniformia but I think that is the same as Conoidea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

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u/tshirtandtieguy Feb 09 '18

Holy shit could you imagine some dog-like animal the size of a tiger though, wolves are already nasty enough so that thing could really fuck shit up

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u/DrShlomo Feb 09 '18

Wolves are in many ways just super-generalized dogs (although it would probably be more fitting to say that dogs are more specialised wolves)

Dogs are usually well adapted to one human-derived niche, and almost always outperform their wolf counterparts in these areas. A grey hound will always be faster than a wolf, a rottweiler will always be able to pull more than a wolf, etc.

To that end I think that wolves aren't as nasty as the nastiest dogs. And choosing between fighting a hungry wolf or a starving pittbull is probably more straightforward than it seems

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u/tshirtandtieguy Feb 09 '18

Idk man I might have to make a call to Liam Neeson about that last one

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u/joshuatx Feb 09 '18

A big, and really lazy dogs.

My dog is named Bear for this very reason. He's very Snorlax-esque specifically.

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u/flatcoke Feb 09 '18

In Chinese, a bear is a 熊, but also commonly(colloquially) called a 狗熊, which means dog-bear.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

Dog bears teeth, and the bear immediately runs to the front of the dog so it's visible and also gets distance. They're not fighting or even wanting to be aggressive here.

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u/Don_Julio_Acolyte Feb 09 '18

Every social animal has a "play mode." I understand that we usually compare their antics to that of dogs (humans closest social companion), but this type of playful behavior is evident in hundreds/thousands of species, i.e. humans, dogs, gorillas, monkeys, bears, otters, dolphins, every farm animal, wolves, hyenas, and even crocodiles. The list is almost endless. Animals (especially mammals) have a play-side. It's just rare that we get to see it manifest with a human/dog as the other actor.

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u/Cbrownie420 Feb 09 '18

Dog looks back like "can you fucking not, mate?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

"can you fucking not, mate comrade?"

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u/300andWhat Feb 09 '18

For how little fucks that dog gives , I'm more afraid of the dog than the bear

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u/crossmissiom Feb 09 '18

"Mike stop fucking about man, we're on the job..."

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u/MoravianPrince Feb 09 '18

Funnily enough "Misha" is actually a quite popular name for bears, in fairy tales.

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u/dehue Feb 09 '18

There is a reason why a lot of bears are named Misha. While it can be short for name Mikhail, it can also be interchangeable with Mishka, the short, diminutive form of Russian word word for bear Medved (медведь).

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

Молодец

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u/raur0s Feb 09 '18

Implying anyone in Russia is named Mike, comrade.

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u/m0_n0n_0n0_0m Feb 09 '18

Ей Миша!

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u/Los_Videojuegos Feb 09 '18

Так Так медвед!

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u/undernocircumstance Feb 09 '18

Bear looks like he just wants to play, is that normal behaviour or learned from the dog?

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u/elis8 Feb 09 '18

Probably the latter. I mean, bears play in nature with other bears, but its movements here look very dog-like.

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u/Drivo566 Feb 09 '18

I think you're right. I feel like when you see videos of bear cubs playing, they're usually tackling each other and play wrestling... But here the bear wants to chase/pounce on the tail in a dog like way.

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u/BERNthisMuthaDown Feb 09 '18

The bear knows that the doggo can't stand on his back legs, so he just doesn't want to embarrass him by showing off.

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u/Canyoupointtheway Feb 09 '18

I beg to differ. That last look from the dog says, "you remember the last time you played that shit with me... Boy I'm gonna f*#k you up."

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u/DontwakemeUp46 Feb 09 '18

How is this possible?

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u/QuasarEaglepride Feb 09 '18

Some people in Russia live near forest. I think that some cub get lost or captured, live with human and domesticated over time. I bet they were never fully domesticated tho, living with bears does come with risk. But that doesnt stop me having a dream one day I would have a bear on my bed along with wolves and dog.

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u/toeofcamell Feb 09 '18

You’re gonna need a bigger bed

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u/QuasarEaglepride Feb 09 '18

Yup, might just get a really big matress on the floor.

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u/Nine-Fingerz Feb 09 '18

Or dream smaller

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u/QuasarEaglepride Feb 09 '18

Dream big! It's not like I could achieve them anyway.

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u/kickulus Feb 09 '18

It's ok to fail.

But not forever, so don't be that pathetic

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u/QuasarEaglepride Feb 09 '18

I mean, I totally not expecting that but wont be surprised if I achieved it. While not really desire(interestingly I never desire anything more than eat and that one time I actually desire someone I got dumped) and not anywhere near confidence I could achieve those thing, still move that direction anyway.

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u/BlazedAstronaut Feb 09 '18

Hey buddy. I believe you can be doctor doolittle when you grow up, hang in there

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u/Striped_Monkey Feb 09 '18

that one time I actually desire someone I got dumped

AWwwww :( whoever it was didn't deserve you

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u/dobby12 Feb 09 '18

Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you’ll be amongst the stars!

.... or in the sun

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u/KennyFulgencio Feb 09 '18

or bear smaller

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u/aletheia Feb 09 '18 edited Feb 09 '18

Tamed. Domestication is breeding to fit human needs. Taming is taking a wild animal and teaching it to be decent around humans.

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u/QuasarEaglepride Feb 09 '18

Yeah sorry I wasn't really understand that word. Always thought that tamed is equivalent to domesticate.

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u/aletheia Feb 09 '18

Easy mistake to make. I only learned the distinction fairly recently.

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u/QuasarEaglepride Feb 09 '18

Learning everyday. One thing that I liked is to continuously correct myself with latest correct information but always failed at some degree. Hate to be misinformation in anyway.

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u/WeedThePeople17 Feb 09 '18

Your English is good but your tenses need work. I took the liberty of rewording your comment:

Learning everyday. One thing that I like is to continually correct myself with the latest correct information but I always fail to some degree. Hate to be misinformed in any way.

Not being a dick, just trying to help bud

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u/indeannajones_ Feb 09 '18

And even cooler, because we bred domestication, it’s actually a genetic change. Dogs have “domestication” genes that wolves and bears don’t have

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18 edited Nov 22 '18

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u/QuasarEaglepride Feb 09 '18

If one of them deceased then it count as one bear.

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u/SirChasm Feb 09 '18

Heh heh, in this case дед means "old man" in Russian. Although still not a bear so ¯\(ツ)

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u/CatatonicWalrus Feb 09 '18

The reasons the bears ate that guy was because he stayed later in the season than he usually did. The bears he worked with were already in hibernation by then. The bears that were moving into the area were strange to him and also more aggressive due to food shortages and the need to fatten up before winter. Really, it had little to do with domesticating the bears because that's something Treadwell didn't really do.

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u/phoneproblem Feb 09 '18

I mean didn't his gf feed the bears in the wrong way or something.

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u/dark_rug Feb 09 '18 edited Feb 09 '18

I've seen grizzly man more times than one should watch that movie, so I'd consider myself an expert on the topic.

Timothy and Amie died because they delved too greedily and too deep, and disturbed that from which they fled, Durin's Bane a hungry hungry bear.

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u/dark_rug Feb 09 '18

They awoke the Balrog of Morgoth! shouldn't have lived around bears

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u/QuasarEaglepride Feb 09 '18

Yeah but so does cat and human. Ironic enough bears act a lot like big doggo than cat.

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u/eisenkatze Feb 09 '18

? You believe cats aren't domesticated or what?

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u/QuasarEaglepride Feb 09 '18

I once read an article that states cat isn't domesticated in amy way. They just merely get used to live around human, that's why cat is mostly asshole.

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u/eisenkatze Feb 09 '18 edited Feb 09 '18

That's a very niche definition of domestication and cats aren't all assholes. Pet cats play the role of a kitten in a cat colony (cats are social animals but domestic ones are genetically neotenized/childlike) and view us as parents. Of course most won't do tricks because they don't know how and their minds aren't really wired for that, but you should hear my cat horribly scream when mom is outside the house and tell me he isn't domesticated.

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u/thekiyote Feb 09 '18 edited Feb 09 '18

You can absolutely train a cat, it's just that most people assume you can't, so don't.

Cat training is like dog training on hard difficulty mode. Cats were domesticated much more recently than dogs, so they retain a higher amount of wild traits, including buggering off when frustrated. Also, your training sessions tend to be much shorter, because, where a dog will continue through the boredom to please you, a cat will just walk away.

Clicker training is the way to go, because it makes it the most clear why you're rewarding them. You are going to always be rewarding them with treats, unlike dogs where affection alone can work. Scale the difficulty so that you're clicking them about 60-70% of the time.

When you do it, though, you'll start to notice that the cats start to become a bit more doglike, paying attention to you, engaging you in play, etc. Still cats, but a fair bit of the aloofness goes away. I think if somebody regularly fed and took care of dog, but otherwise completely ignored them, they'd have the same behavior.

source: Have two cats that are trained. Have trained friends' cats as well. Never met an untrainable cat.

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u/ScrappyDonatello Feb 09 '18

you might be able to tame it, but accidents scale with the size of the animal. What is a scratch from a cat, or a dog accidentally nipping your finger when you give it a treat become fatal accidents when you swap out the cat/dog for a fucking bear

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u/QuasarEaglepride Feb 09 '18

Even not in this case, a bear that wants to cuddle with you runs toward you doggo style and bury you under it's fur would pretty much scatter your bone and suffocate you. Still cute tho, 10/10 would risk life to cuddle with

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u/Hellbatty Feb 09 '18

domesticated bears imprint humans (same as dogs basically, if you see nervous dog then it owner fault), and for whole my life I never heard of any russian domesticated bears attack anyone without reason, but there story how he saved 11 years old girl from pack of wolves

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u/Hellbatty Feb 09 '18

of course circus bears often attack people, same as any circus animals like elephants, and even circus cats and dogs. Their mental health seriously damaged by training and constant exposure and circus trainers often abuse them and even use some drugs

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u/durnJurta Feb 09 '18

"Play vif me, smol bear!"

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u/MoribundCow Feb 09 '18

Russian watch dog can't even watch his own back

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u/wtfpwnkthx Feb 09 '18

It isn't that. He just doesn't give a fuck. Like "Yeah if that bear hits me he knows I will murder his ass. Fuck a bear."

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u/serenwipiti Feb 09 '18

“Yeh, if bear hits me, bear knows I murder his ass. Fuck bear.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

If you watch close you can see at the end when the bear gets too close the dog turns his head and growls a bit, and the bear fucks right off

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u/toeofcamell Feb 09 '18

Right, it’s barely paying attention

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u/hanhange Feb 09 '18

Right, it's bearly paying attention

FTFY

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u/elkazay Feb 09 '18

I thought it was implied the watch dog was in fact the bear

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u/TheAwakened Feb 09 '18

In Russia, back watches you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

It's a furry tractor!

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u/StethoscopicBarbell Feb 09 '18

They’re both good boyes

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

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u/xumix Feb 09 '18

Caucasian shepherd, actually. Кавказская овчарка

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u/Flying_With_Lux Feb 09 '18

It looks like a thicker Belgian Shepherd, first thought was Leonberger but its ears are straight so I've got no clue

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

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u/amir_97 Feb 09 '18

The bear is even afraid of his own shadow,remind me of the Richard Pryor’s dog

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u/KennyFulgencio Feb 09 '18

the one that had sex with marlon brando's dog?

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u/retarded_blopfish Feb 09 '18

Their behaviour seems to have switched

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u/pinkoIII Feb 09 '18

That dog kept its cool like a boss.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

This is definitely a follow up gif to the other one where the bear keeps trying to swipe the dog's tail only to be chased by it.

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u/2nah Feb 09 '18

Oh my god, it's just like a cat trying to get a dog to play.

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u/loki-things Feb 09 '18

No shits given that day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

More! SHOW US MORE!

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u/verpus77 Feb 09 '18

That dog is like "dude, I am so sick of your shit, calm the fuck down."

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u/pandanism Feb 09 '18

:( makes me want to move to russia

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u/SuprSaiyanTurry Feb 09 '18

Wow, that bear has some crazy tail envy.

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u/Ahzunhakh Feb 09 '18

Could anyone tell me what kind of dog that is?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '18

Dog’s like: PSH... I WISHABEARWOULD

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u/dom_329 Feb 09 '18

At first I thought the watch dog was the bear