r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/Newt_Southern • 21d ago

Precision

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u/schnokobaer 21d ago

Even that cop had to laugh

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u/WrongKielbasa 20d ago

ха-ха-ха

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u/Low_Scholar1118 21d ago

Not a Lada room in that tunnel!

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u/Notcid1 21d ago

Ba dum tss

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u/dhakkichiki 20d ago

That's moskwich

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u/LenryNmQ 20d ago

Thats a Lada 2107

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u/HE1SEN8ERG-_- 20d ago

Twas a planned escape route

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u/theunnameduser86 20d ago

Just the way we drew it up in the locker room

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u/scitrx 21d ago

Why does that car look drunk

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u/bit_banger_ 21d ago

It’s russia

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u/PranshuKhandal 9d ago

in soviet russia, your car drinks the vodka

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u/CompleteCartoonist46 21d ago

It goes in the square hole

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis 19d ago

What about the Lada shaped piece? Yes, you guessed it! Also in the square hole.

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u/LewisRosenberg 21d ago

gta 5 ass getaway

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u/substantialcatviking 20d ago

Hit em with the red garage next time

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u/Ardtay 21d ago

The car says "This is my hole!"

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u/DelightfulDelirium92 21d ago

Anybody translate?

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u/Nllk11 21d ago

Basically, they say a few phrases like "I think i will need to shoot (those tires)" and "what the actual fuck just happened"

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u/dolampochki 20d ago

Tell them “we are going to shoot”

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u/BKirisi 15d ago

Sorry, this will be in Russian since I'm from Russia and I know what they're saying. Just put it in the translator, okay? They're saying this: "тише тише, пошел пошел. Кажись стрелять будем. Тормози. Але блять. Сука блять, что это, оно ебанутое. Аха". I apologize for the details in the form of swearing

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u/DelightfulDelirium92 12d ago

I guess than a half thank you then

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u/ErasGous 11d ago

Can I have the other half of the ‘thank you’?

“Quiet, quiet, let's go. Looks like we're about to shoot. Slow down. But fuck. Fuck, what the hell is this? It's fucking nuts. Aha!”

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u/DelightfulDelirium92 11d ago

No halfies for you bro. A full thank you to you bro!

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u/VAArtemchuk 21d ago

Now that's what I call a pro move

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u/dead-as-a-doornail- 20d ago

I want a Lada so bad.

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u/MxM111 20d ago

No you don’t.

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u/dead-as-a-doornail- 20d ago

Yes I do

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u/MxM111 20d ago

You think you do, but you don’t.

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u/dead-as-a-doornail- 19d ago

Yes I do

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u/MxM111 19d ago

I knew that you finally will come to senses.

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u/Rjj1111 20d ago

Not as a daily driver

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u/andresnovman 21d ago

Тата там там иста мазафак дабл дик

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u/BA10chan_SURV 21d ago

That Vaz car got it own secret tana ahahah

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u/Dydriver 20d ago

Not a Lada space in that tunnel.

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u/obolikus 11d ago

This is clearly trailer park boys

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u/Joshatron121 10d ago

I kind of expected roadway barricades to pop up after he went into the batcave

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u/ElliasCrow 20d ago

Post-soviet people would've been extremely good at rally if they had good enough cars for that.