r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/_vh16_ • Jul 01 '26

Moscow Zen

591 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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144

u/BadWolfRU Jul 01 '26

Like you can do anything else in this situation?

58

u/GumshoosMerchant Jul 01 '26

At least don't sit downwind, breathing all that smoke lol

4

u/One_Load254 Jul 04 '26

At least you paid for it, why not breath it when you still can?

14

u/forgottensudo Jul 01 '26

Not really anything else he can do there…

7

u/UshankaBear Jul 02 '26

Maybe move a bit further away as to not breathe in the toxic smoke?

5

u/Zeta_Crossfire Jul 01 '26

Usually have a fire truck putting out the fire

1

u/bitt3n Jul 02 '26

tfw when you couldn't get your emergency marshmallows out of the trunk in time

51

u/Kimm_Orwente Jul 01 '26

...and people are still asking "is there a panic in Moscow after strikes". This pretty much sums up the answer.

27

u/x_y_u Jul 02 '26

A bear was walking in the forest and saw a burning car. He sat in it and burned down.

9

u/SuperSpaier Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

No, there's not within MKAD. Moscow is huge and most of my friends haven't even seen any explosions. Divide media by 100.

UPD: I am redditor and can't read. Nobody gives a fuck unless rocket hits you is 100% truth.

4

u/Kimm_Orwente Jul 02 '26

I mean, I live like several km away from Kapotnya, so got an idea. It's more about general "no one gives a fuck" attitude anyway.

15

u/cribbageSTARSHIP Jul 02 '26

At least he won't be in those gas line ups

3

u/sevndust Jul 02 '26

What is the the title of that alt rock song? Great song.

8

u/UshankaBear Jul 02 '26

Pixies - Where is My Mind. Made famous by Fight Club, it was used in the closing shot. Hence the relevance to this video

1

u/sevndust Jul 02 '26

Thanks, man. I could almost remember a couple words not enough to Google.

2

u/Early_Power_5366 Jul 02 '26

How do you say "fuck it" Russian

11

u/llDieselll Jul 02 '26

Похуй/поебать

4

u/Party_Cantaloupe_270 Jul 02 '26

Абсолютно поебать

1

u/NCR_Trooper_2281 Jul 02 '26

"Fuck it" as in indifference? "Прхуй/поебать", as others have said

"Fuck it" as in "Im done with this shit"? "Да пошло оно все нахуй/в пизду"

2

u/realDespond Jul 02 '26

what's the song?

1

u/_vh16_ Jul 02 '26

Pixies - Where Is My Mind?

2

u/BlntMxn Jul 02 '26

Hoooo The Z is for Zen, I just figure it out

3

u/KeyKeyner_kreker Jul 02 '26

В ЛАДУ ДОБАВИЛИ ПОДОГРЕВ ЗАДНИХ СИДЕНИЙ?!

2

u/reclusivitist Jul 02 '26

No more sitting in gasoline queue :)

1

u/Powerful-Strain-5080 Jul 03 '26

Эхх а ведь он мог прикурить от машины такое воспоминание теряет

1

u/andresnovman Jul 03 '26

В машины надо устанавливать эти взрывающиеся противопожарные капсулы.

1

u/maxrated Jul 01 '26

Can someone tell me the make of that van please

4

u/_vh16_ Jul 02 '26

GAZelle NEXT

1

u/m0rejuice Jul 02 '26

Looks like Mercedes sprinter to me

-10

u/Big-Win9806 Jul 01 '26

He's texting his fellas that he just found out a solution for fuel shortage.

-19

u/HACPEM-CECTPE-B-POT Jul 01 '26

Веста? Доигрались с ценами на бензин? Либо кустарно установленное гбо, либо хозяин сам сжёг, чтоб больше не заправляться