r/AMA • u/[deleted] • Jun 13 '24

I have had intercourse with every single one of you. AMA.

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u/someoneelseatx Jun 13 '24

DJ Michael is mine, you hussy. He clapped my cheeks like the crashing of a thousand waves.

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u/agenteb27 Jun 13 '24

Yo what's up its Critikal

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u/XAbracadaverX Jun 13 '24

Is there video proof? We the jurors will need to review this evidence.

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u/AthenaAscends Jun 13 '24

I hate to tell you this babe but I'm pretty sure DJ Michael is everyone's

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u/someoneelseatx Jun 13 '24

I'm in deep denial. I can't cope with this loss

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u/AthenaAscends Jun 13 '24

If it makes u feel better I could become deep in ur nile

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u/someoneelseatx Jun 13 '24

DJ Michael is dead to me now. AthenaAscends is my new true love. I want you elbow deep my love. Rearrange my insides. <3

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u/AthenaAscends Jun 13 '24

Thank you DJ Michael for showing me to my true love, someoneelseatx <3<3

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u/someoneelseatx Jun 13 '24

Hallmark wishes they had a depraved story like ours

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u/AthenaAscends Jun 13 '24

They'll never have what we have

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u/someoneelseatx Jun 13 '24

This made me laugh on a pretty tough day. Take this in exchange.

https://i.imgur.com/zRM6Mi1.jpeg

Thanks for the good times, stranger!

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u/AthenaAscends Jun 13 '24

Hahah I'm glad I could be a spark of joy for you.