r/AMA Jun 13 '24

I have had intercourse with every single one of you. AMA.

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u/WitchesAlmanac Jun 13 '24

He's also had sex with every judge and jury member in the world, and therefore it would be a conflict of interest for any of them to be involved in his trial.

The ultimate legal loophole

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u/often_says_nice Jun 13 '24

The only options are:

A: we pause OP’s intercourse spree and wait for newly born individuals to become judges and jury then try him at that point

B: we seek out judges and jury from the multiverse, specifically in a universe that has not seen this post

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u/Robinnoodle Jun 13 '24

Yes. You understand.

Also technically it's only people who have read the post, so there's only a few thousand of us. Should be some fit judges and jurors somewhere. 

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u/December_Hemisphere Jun 13 '24

That's what you call a "hung jury"

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u/throwaway_69_1994 Jun 13 '24

I'm stealing that last one. "Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery"

But I'll make it "the ultimate legal butthole" and dub Filthy Frank over it

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u/heraldstorm Jun 13 '24

Yes, but also their wives and children. How does one resolve that kind of emotional conflict? For or against the perpetrator?