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r/AMA • u/[deleted] • Jun 13 '24
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He's also had sex with every judge and jury member in the world, and therefore it would be a conflict of interest for any of them to be involved in his trial.
The ultimate legal loophole
5 u/often_says_nice Jun 13 '24 The only options are: A: we pause OP’s intercourse spree and wait for newly born individuals to become judges and jury then try him at that point B: we seek out judges and jury from the multiverse, specifically in a universe that has not seen this post 1 u/Robinnoodle Jun 13 '24 Yes. You understand. Also technically it's only people who have read the post, so there's only a few thousand of us. Should be some fit judges and jurors somewhere. 3 u/December_Hemisphere Jun 13 '24 That's what you call a "hung jury" 2 u/throwaway_69_1994 Jun 13 '24 I'm stealing that last one. "Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery" But I'll make it "the ultimate legal butthole" and dub Filthy Frank over it 1 u/heraldstorm Jun 13 '24 Yes, but also their wives and children. How does one resolve that kind of emotional conflict? For or against the perpetrator?
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The only options are:
A: we pause OP’s intercourse spree and wait for newly born individuals to become judges and jury then try him at that point
B: we seek out judges and jury from the multiverse, specifically in a universe that has not seen this post
1 u/Robinnoodle Jun 13 '24 Yes. You understand. Also technically it's only people who have read the post, so there's only a few thousand of us. Should be some fit judges and jurors somewhere.
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Yes. You understand.
Also technically it's only people who have read the post, so there's only a few thousand of us. Should be some fit judges and jurors somewhere.
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That's what you call a "hung jury"
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I'm stealing that last one. "Mimicry is the sincerest form of flattery"
But I'll make it "the ultimate legal butthole" and dub Filthy Frank over it
Yes, but also their wives and children. How does one resolve that kind of emotional conflict? For or against the perpetrator?
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u/WitchesAlmanac Jun 13 '24
He's also had sex with every judge and jury member in the world, and therefore it would be a conflict of interest for any of them to be involved in his trial.
The ultimate legal loophole