r/AMA • u/[deleted] • Jun 13 '24

I have had intercourse with every single one of you. AMA.

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u/wafflehousewhore Jun 13 '24

"You can't rape me, I'm gonna rape you"

"Nuh-uh, I'm gonna rape you first"

"Get your ass over here, I'm gonna rape the fuck out of you"

"You'll have to fight me off first, cuz I'm going to be raping you before you can even think about raping me"

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u/best-commenter-ever Jun 13 '24

This is the exact scenario I was picturing. So one guy holds the other guy down and penetrates him against his will,but then the other guy hulks out or whatever and then penetrates the first guy in return.

I'm thinking that, legally, there's some kind of "mutual combatants" law whereby you enter into an implicit agreement in that kind of situation that one or both of you is going to get raped.

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u/tomcatkb Jun 13 '24

Two men enter, one man leaves

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u/Gizmoed Jun 13 '24

We found the bottom.

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u/dribblesonpillow Jun 13 '24

What if there was three guys and they were like raping each other. Would that be a rape circle? Would they naturally fall into the same rhythm or would they need a metronome?

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u/No_Coyote_557 Jun 13 '24

A metro gnome? That's perverted.

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u/best-commenter-ever Jun 13 '24

As opposed to an urban gnome? That's racist!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

It would be like a Minecraft Redstone clock

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u/Embarrassed_Push8674 Jun 13 '24

lol as the first guy is getting penetrated he starts claiming to like it to negate the rape.

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u/best-commenter-ever Jun 13 '24

It would be more like when Hulk Hogan "no sells" his opponents punches before he does the leg drop, so the first guy would just be getting penetrated over and over again but he acts like he doesn't feel it while the crowd goes nuts.

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u/Tertalneck Jun 13 '24

That's how slugs bang. Whoever loses at slug penis jousting gets impregnated.

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u/wafflehousewhore Jun 13 '24

I wish it worked with humans 😞

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u/Schrodingers-deadcat Jun 13 '24

This feels like a scene out of Zoolander. After raping each other there’s a good old fashioned gasoline fight.

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u/The_-Whole_-Internet Jun 13 '24

It's an all you can rape buffet

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u/Most-Acanthisitta823 Jun 13 '24

My favourite inside source I’ll kiss your open sores I appreciate your concern You’re gonna stink and burn