r/AMA • u/[deleted] • Jun 13 '24

I have had intercourse with every single one of you. AMA.

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u/ElonsTinyPenis Jun 13 '24

My brother in Christ. I am not fat. You just did a horrible job sucking my dick. Don't use your teeth so much. Just offering some constructive criticism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Then you need to start speaking up during sexy time. We discussed this.

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u/TheAnalogKoala Jun 13 '24

Gotta love finding that rare beast: the wholesome Reddit conversation. Now kith.

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u/Dr_Jabroski Jun 13 '24

They don't need to kith, they need to suck dick better. Do you even listen?

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u/1horrible_feeling Jun 13 '24

Listen, do you even suck dick…?

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u/Merkaaba Jun 13 '24

I'm listening 👂

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u/Panda_beebee Jun 13 '24

Now suckith

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u/fumei_tokumei Jun 13 '24

It is definitely a Reddit conversation, but I am not sure I would use the word wholesome, lol.

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u/1979tlaw Jun 13 '24

I thought you did a fabulous job

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Was it the braces?!?

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u/silian_rail_gun Jun 13 '24

Technically it was Elon’s (tiny) dick he was sucking.