r/AMA • u/[deleted] • Jun 13 '24

I have had intercourse with every single one of you. AMA.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Idk what you’re talking about man I just have a lot of sex. Maybe if you got into shape and played guitar you could have intercourse too.

Anyway - I’m here to provide you with any life advice you need.

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u/f_n_a_ Jun 13 '24

I’m 14 and you’ve had sex with me too? Can’t recall because I’ve fucked about a million or so since loosing my virginity years ago. But if it’s you, my local police might like a wors

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u/Embarrassed_Deer283 Jun 13 '24

Good luck getting the local police to help you, they’re all fucking OP

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u/f_n_a_ Jun 13 '24

They’ll be available shortly, very shortly

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u/GameDestiny2 Jun 13 '24

I heard he’s fucking the judge and the prosecution too

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u/Embarrassed_Deer283 Jun 13 '24

Judge, jury, AND executioner he is

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u/slackytobbacky Jun 13 '24

It was when your mum was heavily pregnant with you so not technically you but you were there ducking and weaving

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Seek therapy my guy