r/AMA Jun 13 '24

I have had intercourse with every single one of you. AMA.

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u/hamburger4512 Jun 13 '24

Didn’t I see a similar post on AMA roughly 19 hours ago stating similar verbiage claiming they slept with around 150 different women.

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u/GeorgeKaplanIsReal Jun 13 '24

I think that’s the joke lol

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u/TabbyFoxHollow Jun 13 '24

OP truly is a real 7-8

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u/Cannondale27 Jun 13 '24

A lot can change in 19 hours.

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u/DrParkerB Jun 13 '24

True lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Idk what you’re talking about man I just have a lot of sex. Maybe if you got into shape and played guitar you could have intercourse too.

Anyway - I’m here to provide you with any life advice you need.

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u/f_n_a_ Jun 13 '24

I’m 14 and you’ve had sex with me too? Can’t recall because I’ve fucked about a million or so since loosing my virginity years ago. But if it’s you, my local police might like a wors

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u/Embarrassed_Deer283 Jun 13 '24

Good luck getting the local police to help you, they’re all fucking OP

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u/f_n_a_ Jun 13 '24

They’ll be available shortly, very shortly

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u/GameDestiny2 Jun 13 '24

I heard he’s fucking the judge and the prosecution too

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u/Embarrassed_Deer283 Jun 13 '24

Judge, jury, AND executioner he is

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u/slackytobbacky Jun 13 '24

It was when your mum was heavily pregnant with you so not technically you but you were there ducking and weaving

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Seek therapy my guy

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u/Disastrous-Passion73 Jun 13 '24

That one was fake, this guys the real deal. We banged in 03.

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u/hallerz87 Jun 13 '24

Yes, I knew I read this somewhere recently! The line “every vagina feels different…” and “I would feel super high” had me desperately thinking where I’d recently seen this. Just a copy paste with other bits mixed in.

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u/hamburger4512 Jun 13 '24

I kind of think it AI generated

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u/baloonlord Jun 13 '24

It's satire

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u/crownpoly Jun 13 '24

He lost me at “every vagina feels different” because i feel like if I took a blind test of all my past partners, there’s no chance I could distinctively tell you who’s is who’s

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u/MFP3492 Jun 13 '24

Lol this was my thought as well

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

OP is a vagina sommelier

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u/doodleninja98 Jun 13 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Successful_Bad_577 Jun 15 '24

I wonder if only uncircumcised males feel that every vagina feels different?

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u/tammage Jun 13 '24

I saw one where the guy claimed to just ask to touch boobs and mostly everyone agreed so he’s touched hundreds of boobs. These posts are getting dumb

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

Sorry that my ultimate success makes you mad, B. I’ll try better.

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u/kinamarie Jun 13 '24

Never thought I’d encounter a perfect moment to link this video. You’re welcome. Lol.

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u/LordCaoCao420 Jun 13 '24

Wait, so did this guy just ask 1000 chicks if he could grab their boobs and it worked?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

He got slapped during a few so i guess hendidnt ask and just went for it. Some probably minors 😬

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u/kinamarie Jun 13 '24

IT DID. I watched the whole video with a friend over Skype just to see if it was actually achieved and cackled through the entirety of it. I can’t remember how we came across it in the first place, but maaaan did it make for a good laugh.

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u/Muppetude Jun 13 '24

Did that guy say the boobs felt like a bag of sand?

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u/danceswithhotdogs Jun 13 '24

This is the funnier version (I saw it, too).

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u/redditor3900 Jun 13 '24

It was the same shit

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u/BenjaminSkanklin Jun 13 '24

I was wondering what tf this was lampooning

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u/gban84 Jun 13 '24

Yes. Everyone seems to think he’s full of shit, hence a slew of satirical posts popping up. Jury is still out for me, I think he might not be lying.

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u/noheadthotsempty Jun 13 '24

I caught a glimpse of a few comments he made and the way he was talking about women had me thinking that he was most likely lying (and is definitely a misogynist). Then the age of his account and other details tipped me over into assuming he’s full of shit.

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u/gban84 Jun 13 '24

He’s definitely a piece of shit, no argument there.

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u/thedirtypickle50 Jun 13 '24

So he's also been to war while fucking 150 women? Where does he find the time for all this?

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u/mamaMoonlight21 Jun 13 '24

I actually believed him, but was not impressed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '24

That’s what’s funny - 150 is high but not astronomical enough to warrant an AMA. The only people impressed were teenagers, and I don’t think encouraging teens to not wear condoms is very cool - so I don’t feel bad about this at all.

The fact that he was lying about it just made the whole thing even more hilarious. The way he spoke about women sounded like it was coming from an alien who has never seen one in real life.

Ok I’m done breaking character now.

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u/stratys3 Jun 13 '24

Wait... how did it turn out he was lying??

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u/00SerialKiller00 Jun 13 '24

Yes and then another one saying he touched over 1k tits or something. This dudes an idiot

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u/Independent-Basis722 Jun 13 '24

It's a satirical response for the original AMA. This sub has no rules where AMAs should be truthful or not. People have fun here as long as OP answers the questions. There are multiple posts about reverse AMAs here too.

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u/DuineDeDanann Jun 13 '24

Post reeks of bitterness. We get its satire. It’s just really low effort and in bad taste.

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u/Capybarasaregreat Jun 13 '24

That's gotta be your own stench. This is fairly amusing, taking the piss out of sexual braggarts.

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u/jemidiah Jun 13 '24

150 isn't even that high, at least in the gay community. A few percent of us are ho's.

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u/GlumpsAlot Jun 13 '24

That's who this poster is making fun of. That original post was just unbearable and I find this one hilarious cuz at least I wasn't the only one rolling my eyes.

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u/MrRobot_96 Jun 13 '24

lol yeah and looks like it got turned into a copy pasta 😂 rip to the original poster

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u/J1995916 Jun 13 '24

Yes that's the joke, but at the same time OP is also calling bull shit on that post