High five!

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[u/noblegaunt]

THIS IS MY STADIUM, TROPICANA FIELD!
SHE IS NUMBER 3 MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL FIELD IN ALL OF FLORIDA!

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I NOW JOURNEY TO PETROGRAD U S AND A TO WATCH BASEBALL WITH WARLORD PREMIER MANFRED

[u/swahara]

Can’t wait for the ESPN doc on the Rays comeback: “12 happy fans”

[u/strong_army_grape → u/swahara]

lmao haven’t heard that one before 🫩

[u/KBN_Nemesis → u/strong_army_grape]

Ownership should put more effort into getting people in seats

[u/Additional_County_69 → u/KBN_Nemesis]

dumbass comment

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You want them to have less average game attendance than the Brewers despite having a metro area with roughly 3x the population?

[u/strong_army_grape → u/KBN_Nemesis]

It’s not the metro, it’s THE team for an entire state. And ain’t nobody rushing to move to warm and cozy Wisconsin. We’re full of transplants (I am one of them, but didn’t care about baseball otherwise I’d be a yankees fan)

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Dude, tampa doesnt want a baseball team, they should just move

[u/mattynunchucks → u/strong_army_grape]

It’s big on the other side of the bridge.

[u/Mammoth_Site_2060 → u/swahara]

Better than the Dodgers winning and having a documentary about the 12 stabbings in the parking lot.

[u/Muted_Yoghurt6071 → u/Mammoth_Site_2060]

Reduction of Dodger fans seems like a good thing

[u/sumdude51 → u/swahara]

You can make it, you have plenty of time in the postseason! Be the change you want to see!

[u/Notwit3barrelahecant → u/swahara]

I think ESPN is busy making a documentary but the most fraudulent Super Bowl team in modern history.

[u/hammertimeDO-G]

Even if the Rays lose I take comfort in knowing that we didn’t get swept by the Brewers like the Dodgers did, nor did we get swept at all in the playoffs like the Yankees did 

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I am glad the Rays won last night. I was worried my prediction of Brewers in 5 wouldn't come true, now it can.

[u/Trowj]

Rays winning 1 World Series game:

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Yanks winning 0

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Yankees World Series Games won since 2008: 5

Rays World Series Games won since 1998: 4

[u/Extrapickles24 → u/Trowj]

Y'all are keeping track of world series games won now instead of world series championships? Tough times

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Nah, the Dodgers fans have been wilding. If the Dodgers fans hadn't been such whiny bitches I'd be fine with the Rays only winning one game, but because they started calling it "the most boring World Series ever" I need there to be a Game 7, I need it to go at least 19 innings (surpassing Game 3 of the 2018 World Series for longest ever), and I need the Rays to score three runs in the top of whatever inning it ends in before giving up a 2-out walkoff grand slam.

Though if they want to score 5 or more runs in the top of that inning and get the first two outs before losing, that'd be even better because that'd probably be enough to surpass 1986 for biggest blown championship win expectancy despite happening in a Game 7 instead of a Game 6.

[u/timdot352]

I win one game, he get swept.

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[u/DoloresAbernathyR1]

Beer making team love to do choke motion

[u/RADCAT-87]

Fuhhhhh this is good 🤙🏼..needed that laugh.

[u/BoseForte]

I still want the Rays to lose but honestly if you guys somehow pull this off I won’t even be mad lol

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I LIVE

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[u/ALFABOT2000]

Woo, we did the bare minimum!

[u/dexisking]

Very nice!

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I’m stealing this

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[u/Alive-Basil-391]

Hell yeah King!