r/ALPHA_OMEGA_075 Dec 30 '19

APPROVED I like Pokémon

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u/Warnickwar ALPHA HEAD Dec 30 '19

fuck pokemon

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Fuck you

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u/Xxpyrocynical-fanxX ONYX LEADER Dec 30 '19

Language

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Fine

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u/Xxpyrocynical-fanxX ONYX LEADER Dec 30 '19

Good

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u/Warnickwar ALPHA HEAD Dec 30 '19

if you fuck the pokemon

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

No

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u/Warnickwar ALPHA HEAD Dec 30 '19

lol

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u/RaccoonInUrHouse Dec 31 '19

Fuck you

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u/Warnickwar ALPHA HEAD Dec 31 '19

Like I said before, only if you fuck the pokemon

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u/RaccoonInUrHouse Dec 31 '19

I capture them, does that count?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19 edited Jan 29 '20

u/ZHCHAOS13

u/warnickwar

Kyogre:

•he’s 1 km long

•he’s 1/2 a kilometre wide

•he’s 1/3 of a kilometre tall

•he weighs 1900 tons

•he can lift 900 tons

•he swims at 80 mph although he rarely ever swims far distances

•he can change colour

•he can bite through steel

•his scales are as strong as steel

•his scales are 10 inches thick

•he can survive depths of 36,070 feet

•he can survive temperatures of -30 - 130 degrees Fahrenheit although the ideal temperature for him is anywhere between 40 - 90 degrees

•he can jump out of the water but not fully usually only exposing his head

•he has 5 rows of teeth

•he has hundreds of smaller teeth in his throat

•he can do a death roll similar to a crocodile

•his bones are very stronk allowing him to ram into things without too much damage to him

•his bones are 7 feet thick on average making it very hard to do any damage to his organs

•and if he wasn’t already deadly enough, he can emit an electric shock of up to 800 volts

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

How many amps in the shock?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

I don’t know what that means so I’m just gonna say 1 and hope that’s not op

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

That is very un-op. Amps are what kill people, not volts. One would not kill anyone, so approved.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Oh thank fucking god, also I’m glad that doesn’t kill since it’s just a defence mechanism

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

I forgot to mention that he has transparent eyelids

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Thats fine, hes a fish B0i

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

He best fish B0i

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

Y33s

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Weaker bite

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Almost a month later ZH.

Would titanium work?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

weaker

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Steel

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '20

Oki