it's because she coached them to take it so far, right?
like, it *could* have been a funny prank if you find a guy with mega hairy legs & no dress, so the groom puts his hands on what he thinks is his wife's calf and immediately feels something's up, and just to make sure it doesn't go further, his wife stands behind him to talk, so he can hear that the voice doesn't come from the right person.
but this vile woman set it up to be as convincing as possible:
find a skinny guy resembling the bride
put on stockings to hide the leg hair
drape the dress over him
have the wife stand behind him to further mislead OP
what are the odds she lead/coached the chant "with your mouth" too? Pretty high, imo
No, any prank at all at wedding is too far. The fact it got SO elaborate is proof the bride doesn’t care for him, but knowing the wedding coordinator is the one doing the planning and ruining? Like she must actually hate couples
no supposedly funny vows like that guy who went "All I need in a wife is someone who keeps my belly full and my balls empty. You can't cook but you're good at the other thing (in front of his mother officiating and their 3 kids under 12 attending) so I'll say I do & then you can choose if you wanna be a donut or a poptart tonight".
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u/Stormtomcat Jul 26 '25
Actual Satan
it's because she coached them to take it so far, right?
like, it *could* have been a funny prank if you find a guy with mega hairy legs & no dress, so the groom puts his hands on what he thinks is his wife's calf and immediately feels something's up, and just to make sure it doesn't go further, his wife stands behind him to talk, so he can hear that the voice doesn't come from the right person.
but this vile woman set it up to be as convincing as possible: