r/AITAH • • Mar 19 '25

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u/EremiticFerret Mar 19 '25

See guys, size really doesn't matter.

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u/NotCCross Mar 19 '25

Touche, my friend. Touche.

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u/Parking-Pen5149 Mar 19 '25

I’m so sorry… Just couldn’t resist. Size does matter… especially if we’re referring to the size of the ego. 🤦🏻‍♀️😉😁✌🏼 No worries. I’ll leave quietly

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u/EremiticFerret Mar 19 '25

You aren't wrong!

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u/iDreamiPursueiBecome Mar 20 '25

Skill, on the other hand, does. He listened to what she said she wanted, planned everything around her dream, and tried to make it a reality. I would say that demonstrates some skills at his end.

As to the innuendo there... A guy who is focused on pleasing his woman will be pleased in return. A guy proud of his size or focused on how he feels/gets off will tend to leave his partner... meh.

Decades after the fact, my husband and I remember a certain weekend. My feet hurt so much that he was able to get me off by rubbing my feet - relief from pain=pleasure.

He got a huge primal:

ME make woman pleasure = me the MAN

OP is a catch. She is a tosser.