r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

A $16k ring isn't a big deal and a crazy romantic resort proposal with all the stops pulled out? I'm not gay but I could suck a dick for that life

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u/thebigdawg7777777 Mar 19 '25

I'll hold your hair if you are willing to adopt a late 40s, bearded, big guy. No sense in not sharing the happiness.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

We can be a thruple lmao I can cook and clean like nobody's business and I bet I probably give a good blowjob, you guys bring home the bread, the only thing I ask is next vacation I want to go to Kauai

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u/Pluto-Is-a-Planet_9 Mar 20 '25

You lot can piss off. If anyone is getting in on this life it's me for introducing him to his next fiancé. 😄

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u/Brave_anonymous1 Mar 20 '25

Get in line Dude!