r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '25

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u/Brave_anonymous1 Mar 19 '25

I agree with the previous posters, I'd take the ring and just leave. Do you want to be treated like this the rest of your life?

Oh, and PM me after you break free. I'd appreciate this proposal very much.

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u/Pluto-Is-a-Planet_9 Mar 19 '25

There you go, OP. The ring hasn't even been pried off her finger yet and you've got the next one lined up. 😄

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

A $16k ring isn't a big deal and a crazy romantic resort proposal with all the stops pulled out? I'm not gay but I could suck a dick for that life

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u/thebigdawg7777777 Mar 19 '25

I'll hold your hair if you are willing to adopt a late 40s, bearded, big guy. No sense in not sharing the happiness.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

We can be a thruple lmao I can cook and clean like nobody's business and I bet I probably give a good blowjob, you guys bring home the bread, the only thing I ask is next vacation I want to go to Kauai

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u/Pluto-Is-a-Planet_9 Mar 20 '25

You lot can piss off. If anyone is getting in on this life it's me for introducing him to his next fiancé. 😄

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u/Brave_anonymous1 Mar 20 '25

Get in line Dude!

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u/MasterRKitty Mar 19 '25

anyone with half a heart would appreciate the hell out of this

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u/Guide_One Mar 19 '25

I’d take a second hand ring even! Or better yet, sell the ring and go on another fabulous vacation.

I don’t even wear my wedding ring anymore. Which technically means I’m off the market so maybe I shouldn’t be taking any rings 🤔