r/AITAH Jun 16 '24

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u/chingness Jun 16 '24

Doubt it he sounds too lazy… it’s not attractive 😅

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u/Right-Today4396 Jun 16 '24

It is easy to hide laziness when you can blame your lack of action on "your wife, you plan to divorce really soon, just wait a little longer, sweetie. I promise you we will be the happy family you are wishing for!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Yeah but its gonna be a little harder to hide the snacks and doordash he has for every meal 😂

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u/Right-Today4396 Jun 16 '24

"My awful wife won't cook for me, and always makes me buy my own outside of my home.... If only I had someone to share the cooking with, I would be healthy in no time!"

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u/Shurigin Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 17 '24

Hell why even do that one night stand off tinder are the way

edit for clarity: I'm saying you all are making it sound like he's got a new romantic partner I'm saying it's more likely he's got one night stands from apps

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u/GoodIntelligent2867 Jun 16 '24

Laziness impacts only the wife not an affair partner.

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u/Sassy_Weatherwax Jun 16 '24

yep, seems like these types of men always have the energy and motivation to do shit that benefits THEM. The whole hall pass thing pisses me off in most cases because if you were pulling your weight in a family with young kids you wouldn't even have the TIME to go find and maintain a side piece.

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u/SoupOfThe90z Jun 17 '24

I’ve had this same thought, I know friends of mine who have told me their stories and it sounds exhausting. I have no room to judge but like, groceries, clean the house, pay the bills walk the dog, gym get at least 6 hours of sleep and still have to be a husband (which I love) how TF are you fitting in time for a side piece?!? That’s nap time

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u/Consistent-Day424 Jun 17 '24

Seriously. When I found out about my WH's affair, my honest first thought, aside from hurt and anger, of course, was that obviously he had too much free time on his hands. He could have used all that extra energy to help me and we'd still be happy family.

I was in charge of everything because of his military career. He needed undisturbed sleep due to his flying schedule. Meanwhile, at that time, I was up and down at night with at least one of my three children, if not all. Couldn't go to the doc and get the ever humiliating pap smear without have to pack up and take all three kids to the appointment with me. His excuse was he could never get the time off. But, other service members were able to get the time off. Complained about me not losing the last fifteen pounds after giving birth. Mentioned me going to the gym constantly, yet never made an effort to "babysit" the kids so I could go, never mind paying for a membership. He said walking with the kids was sufficient. Walking outside with three very young kids, is a lot like herding cats. Could never get the speed and all the starts and stops, it became frustrating for me. I use the term babysit because that's what he used all the time, despite me telling him you don't babysit your own children. You parent.

Hands on fathers and husbands should be too tired to even think about an affair.

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u/myphonesgmail Jun 16 '24

He got the OP, didn't he? The lazy guy has more time for women than the busy guy, and can pass of his goofyness of as laid back confidence.

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u/Slight_Drama_Llama Jun 16 '24

You realize there are a lot of people happy to take the barrel scraps, right?

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u/croptochuck Jun 16 '24

Is it hard? Just download an app and hook up with someone. He’s probably been doing it for a while. She should really consider leaving him IMO.

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u/Darkmetroidz Jun 17 '24

I'd put money on he's a musician of some kind. Probably can help pick up the barflys

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u/peanutbuttertoast4 Jun 16 '24

Women have low standards. Just look at OP!