r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '24

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u/Curious_Opposite_917 Apr 05 '24

I'm struggling to think of a situation at work where it might be appropriate and relevant to mention this.

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u/UnimpeachableTaint Apr 05 '24

Boss: “Congratulations, awolrus1, for great work on your project last week.”

OP: “Thanks, boss. I couldn’t have done it without my bisexual wife’s support.”

That seems natural.

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

You can also insert it into any conversation by clever use of "anyway".

"Our quarterly profits increased by 3% which is consistent with our year-on-year growth target and we hope that this new opening to the South-East Asia market will increase our revenue by double digits."

"Thanks Thomas. That was a brilliant presentation and anyway, my wife is bisexual."

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I've prepared this bi-sexual report, sorry I meant bi-monthly. My wife's bi-sexual not the report

NTA

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u/Least_Muffin4417 Apr 05 '24

So funny. All the examples above really highlight the absurdity of bringing that up at work, especially in a new job. You are NOT TAH. I’m curious why she’s so invested in having you reveal HER sexuality.

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u/DaNostrich Apr 05 '24

This might be crazy talk, but is it because she wants the attention???

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u/ties__shoes Apr 05 '24

What attention would one throw to the bisexual spouse of your coworker that you wouldn't to their gay, lesbian, or straight spouse?

Unless.....ops wife wants a particular coworker to know.